I hate you because

[Nohbdy 4,108]

I hate you because I hate Pinkie Pie.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I hate because of your beard.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I hate you for hating beards

[FizzyImp 1,838]

I hate you for hating people that hate beards.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

I hate you for hating a person who hates people that hates beards

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for hating a person who hates a person who hates people that hate beards.

 

Thus I hate you for hating beards.

[Rarietty 632]

I hate everyone for talking so long about beards.

[Pulcinella 1,016]

I hate you for stopping the funny.

[The Weapon 168]

I hate you for making me extend the combobreaker.

 

@DJ Pink-3

 

What? Can't I merge fanfics and use the leftover pictures?

[Bbplsloveme 42]

i hate you because i havent been alive for like 4 weeks

[Silverhoof 2,844]

i hate you because i havent been alive for like 4 weeks

 

I hate you because you are a FrankenPony.

[OkBuddy 586]

I hate you because well.... Your face!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Why hate......why not dance?!

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for using two consecutive ellipses.

[Shiki 5,855]

I hate you for making me squee over your presence.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I hate you for squeeing so easily

[ThatBronyGirl 49]

I hate you because Pinkie Pie is best pony.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you because I took a pony personality test and got zero points for Pinkie-like characteristics.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I don't hate you at all. You have an awesome Luna avatar, and you are a doctor. Respect.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I hate you for liking me so easily. Come on, show a little hate!

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I hate you for not returning the love :'(

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

I hate you but I actually love you <3

[Indiana_Dash 81]

I hate you for having no reasons to hate for xP

[abcdefggggg 34]

I hate you because you have all gone too soft to hate unreasonably >:U

[Shiki 5,855]

i h8 u cuz ur dum