chuck Chuck Norris is Overrated

[rcollinz13 428]

I know that I'm going to get a lot of back lash for this, but I felt like making it anyways. I used to think that Chuck Norris jokes were funny, but now it's getting really old and it isn't funny anymore. I don't even understand how these jokes came to be. Personally I think Liam Neeson is cooler than Chuck Norris. He's a jedi, Aslan, John Ottway (The Grey), Bryan Mills (Taken), and he trained Batman. In my opinion, Chuck Norris was never that great of an actor to begin with. Who do you think is cooler Chuck Norris of Liam Neeson?

[Shiki 5,854]

This thread is so pointless, lulz. Everypony knows that Bohtty is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the Earth. Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson are nothing compared to him.

[Starshine 16,330]

I agree, even Vigoss and The Stig is better than Chuck Norris

 

At first the joke was funny, but after the hundredth time it's just too much

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

Wait, Bohtty is a him? Huh.

 

And yeah, those have been old for so many years. Like all memes that have ever existed... because people repeat them endlessly.

[Driz 1,552]

I never really liked Chuck Norris jokes... It got boring after some time. :|

 

About the voting, I really have no idea... I don't have a badass to worship yet... If someone wanna try and convert me, feel free.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

oh hell no, the greatest action hero of all time is Reb Brown

he was Captain America before those movies were any good-he was Yor, a caveman who used a bat to flying kick a caveman all to his theme song literally say how he is the man

he killed god knows how many people in Strike Commando and Mercenary Fighters

his likeness on the Strike Commando box has been taken for several movies that he wasn't even in

oh and he f**king killed Saruman in Captain America 2, and teamed up with Saruman to kill werewolves in Howling 2

and then there's Space Mutiny! Cage 1 and 2, where he and Lou Ferignno (aka the incredable hulk!) team up to fight in cages!

thats half the avengers in a f**king cage!!

oh and has the most awesome scream known to man

 

RUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited August 30, 2012 by Princess_Molestia

[rcollinz13 428]

I agree, even Vigoss and The Stig is better than Chuck Norris

At first the joke was funny, but after the hundredth time it's just too much

 

Some say that his heart ticks like a wrist watch, and that he's confused by stairs. All we know is he is called the stig. ....and on that bombshell it is time to end. Edited August 30, 2012 by rcollinz13

[EatACupcake 5]

I think Chuck Norris is overrated too.

But I do think the jokes are funny.

I don't really like how everyone is all: You better hope Chuck isn't here.

I'm just like wtf?

[My little pwny 1,390]

Can Liam Neeson do this??

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmWwSTqhg

 

And what happens when Chuck Norris reads his own jokes? Will the room explode? Does the universe collapse on itself?

 

 

In all seriousness though, I agree, it's overdone and overrated.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

Chuck is out along with all of his jokes... I agree with Liam being the new Chuck Norris... He was the leader of the most badass group of guys to ever be seen on the big screen.

[moneyshredderofdeath 414]

Chuck Norris jokes are just about the only thing on Earth that are older than Abe Vigoda.

 

If you want a TRUE badass, look no further than Teddy Roosevelt. This was a man who got shot during a speech... and still went on to finish the speech.

[Retro*Derpy 3,085]

Yeah the kids at my school think he is the best person ever, and when asked why they reply "because he is chuck norris!" :/

I would totally agree that he is overrated. Im sure bruce lee (if he was still alive) would win in a fight everytime against chuck.

The only chuck norris joke i considered somewhat funny was "Chuck norris built the hospital he was born in"

Edited August 30, 2012 by bobthecableman

[letterone 1,203]

I think the whole Chuck Norris thing is just to be ironic. He's not all that epic or awesome or anything, and even he himself thinks the jokes are silly.

[The Milkman 186]

Everyone in this thread can't understand how much we all need Chuck Norris.

He is awesome.

His acting is awesome.

He fought against Bruce Lee and he lost, but he is still alive.

His beard is awesome.

Everything related to Chuck Norris is awesome.

[Tuxedo Kamen! 114]

one name

Bruce Lee

End of thread

 

 

He laid the smackdown on chuck, has a form of martial arts, and is a philosophy. Liam Neeson is cool, but seriously, This thread didn't need to exist

[rcollinz13 428]

one name

Bruce Lee

End of thread

 

 

He laid the smackdown on chuck, has a form of martial arts, and is a philosophy. Liam Neeson is cool, but seriously, This thread didn't need to exist

 

I just felt like starting this because I got bored. Also, my friends and I were talking about this today. Honestly, I don't know how this came up in conversation. Our conversations are usually about random stuff and ponies

[Tuxedo Kamen! 114]

I just felt like starting this because I got bored. Also, my friends and I were talking about this today. Honestly, I don't know how this came up in conversation. Our conversations are usually about random stuff and ponies

 

Its all kosher, for without the existence of Bruce Lee (the first coming of our feldian overlord), your argument would be awesome

[Discovery Dream 592]

The reason that I personally like them is the irony. Yes, they're silly, but for me they never get old because I am just ridiculous. I've told several to my friends and they all know they're just jokes.

 

Chuck isn't overrated, just the butt of many, many ridiculous jokes.

I find the Alton Brown ones funnier.

[Veiled Enigma 389]

Chuck Norris is kind of a badass, but there is one person that makes him look like a whining 3 year old.

 

Clint fuckin' Eastwood

http://youtu.be/JeFpM2OEWPs

[null123456 759]

I thought I was the only one thinking about this.

Chuck Norris Sucks. Here is a brief video that explains why.

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.

[One 498]

Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris BUT Bruce Lee is dead. Chuck always wins in the end.

 

Chuck Norris jokes I find kinda funny, because if anything they are highly ironic.

 

Edit: Grammar

Edited August 30, 2012 by One

[Dr. Nefarious 195]

 

SAAAXTOOOONNN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

 

In all seriousness, Chuck Norris jokes are old and unfunny. We need a new hero who we can imagine being the god of all things around us.

[Regality 233]

I think it's because his movies are so lame, yet very mainstream. So it just kinda became one of those things where people thought it was hilariously bad...?

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[SrFrog 926]

Ever saw Delta Force? points nowhere, still kills everybody on screen. Nah, aside from Texas Ranger and that one scene with Bruce Lee most of his attempts are laughable.

[Luna317 43]

and then Rocllinz13 was never herd from Agana like chuck noris so..MOO IM A COW!! MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO! IM A COW!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!