Quotes Portfolio

[Koukatsu 5,899]

[2015.03.28 23:38:04] 11thdoctorwhooves: Hey, whats the signature size on the Forum?  Been a long time since I had to remember it XD
[2015.03.28 23:38:32] Simon: 10000x25
[2015.03.28 23:38:33] Simon: Honest
[2015.03.28 23:38:39] PathfinderCS: You asking about donor size?
[2015.03.28 23:38:54] 11thdoctorwhooves: No, it's for me, I'm adding a new sig
[2015.03.28 23:39:03] Simon: 600x100 for members, 600x200 for staff and donors
[2015.03.28 23:39:04] PathfinderCS: Reg: 600x100
[2015.03.28 23:39:09] Simon: Also
[2015.03.28 23:39:10] Simon: Ninja'd
[2015.03.28 23:39:14] 11thdoctorwhooves: Thank you very much
[2015.03.28 23:39:18] PathfinderCS: I was Simon'd
[2015.03.28 23:39:21] PathfinderCS: ;(
[2015.03.28 23:39:30] Simon: I even ninja'd him on saying he was ninja'd
[2015.03.28 23:39:40] PathfinderCS: You did DAMMIT
[2015.03.28 23:39:55] Simon: I even ninja'd him on saying he was ninja'd saying he was ninja'd
[2015.03.28 23:40:09] PathfinderCS: My god QUIT CRUSHING MY DREAMS
[2015.03.28 23:40:21] Simon: I even ninja'd him on saying he was... okay I'm done x)
[2015.03.28 23:40:28] PathfinderCS: (heart)

[Miles 2,512]

Simon: 10000x25

 

LOL, oh dear, my sides   

 

 

*Click it*

 

 

 

 

 

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*Watching "Somepony to Watch Over Me" and talking about how AJ's guardian-ism over AB was a bit random*

 

[3/28/2015 9:47:12 PM] Miles: this is like AJ's going through a

[3/28/2015 9:47:23 PM] Miles: "MID-LIFE CRIIISIIIISSS"

that one song

[3/28/2015 9:47:30 PM] Rivendare: LOL YES

[3/28/2015 9:47:32 PM] Rivendare: GTA SA

[3/28/2015 9:47:34 PM] Miles: yuup

~ Miles

[N.W. 3,619]

Quoth the A.P. Physics Teacher: "You won't have a life between now and AP Tests in Early May"

R.I.P. my sanity

[SCS 7,537]

Had to censor some of the stronger language, but this is a good representation of what usually goes down in my chats with sergei <3

 

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[3:44:08 PM] SCS: there's this girl in 2 of my classes

 

[3:44:15 PM] SCS: i have a large crush on that i supressed when i was dating [name expunged]

 

[3:44:18 PM] SCS: it flows free now

 

[3:44:26 PM] SCS: probably wont do shit about it

 

[3:44:32 PM] SCS: probably wont see her ever again after graduation

 

[3:44:35 PM] SCS: but i dont give half a fuck

 

[3:44:38 PM] Sergei: lolz

 

[3:44:40 PM] Sergei: Be like

 

[3:44:43 PM] Sergei: Yoloswag

 

[3:44:46 PM] SCS: ya

 

[3:44:48 PM] Sergei: Hey bby

 

[3:44:55 PM] SCS: ---- me -- --- --- with a ------- ----- with ----

 

[3:45:02 PM] Sergei: lmfao

 

[3:45:05 PM] Sergei: brb

 

[3:45:11 PM] Sergei: changing pants

 

[3:45:15 PM] Sergei: I shit myself

 

[3:45:16 PM] Sergei: laughing

 

[3:45:57 PM] SCS: lmfao

 

[3:46:11 PM] Sergei: Hey bby

 

[3:46:13 PM] Sergei: wanna tango

 

[3:46:14 PM] Sergei: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuZBMHtJwNo

 

[3:48:27 PM] SCS: dfuffufufufufuucfcujcujcuk yeah

 

[3:49:43 PM] Sergei: lol

 

[3:50:13 PM] Sergei: Gotta finish a calc test and study for in in class bit, physics test later in the week, but that'sa ll I have to worry abotu this week

 

[3:50:14 PM] Sergei: and then

 

[3:50:18 PM] Sergei: SPRING BREAK

 

[3:50:26 PM] Sergei: FUCKZ FUCK YEAH

 

[3:52:46 PM] SCS: FFFCUCK YEAH MAN

 

[3:54:05 PM] Sergei: dsfhgvsgdjlfvcsdhfsd

 

[3:56:06 PM] Sergei: me after AP tests

 

[3:56:07 PM] Sergei: http://i.imgur.com/KH1EpRb.gif

 

[4:12:08 PM] SCS: lmao

[Koukatsu 5,899]

I just don't know what went wrong! First it just came out randomly to mess with Jeric, then it snowballed! D:

Yes, if my previous posts in the topic have not made you aware, my Skype is my name in Kanji.

 

[19:32:41] 狡猾: JERIC I'M PREGNANT
[19:32:53] Jeric: What?
[19:33:06] 狡猾: lel
[19:33:14] Jeric: Not with my baby
[19:33:19] Jeric:
[19:33:41] 狡猾: You're right. Button's Mom got me preggers.
[19:33:46] 狡猾: (O_______O)
[19:34:09] Jeric: How does that even ... Never mind
[19:34:23] Jeric: I don't want to know
[19:36:43] 狡猾: Well, first we wrastled, then she ended up inside me, and burst through my chest, Alien style.
[19:36:45] 狡猾: <_<
[19:47:49] Jeric: You guys are shipping me with a mare that kills like a Xenomorph
[19:47:59] Jeric: Thx Obama
[19:49:08] 狡猾: lol

[Miles 2,512]

[4:30:44 AM] Miles: ahhahhaa

[4:31:06 AM] Miles: Just interject random shit mid sentence

[4:31:40 AM] Rivendare: "hey do you know how to get to 3rd St? I'm BIKE ROAD TRUCKERS lost and my GPS is brokeded"

[4:31:44 AM] Miles: LOL

[4:34:16 AM] Miles: "How was class?"

 

"Well, we talked about how one's political zebra stances and religious friction coefficient views surrounding the topics of spontaneous combustion, lying on wet grass at night, and possible side effects including amnesia, possible side effects including symptoms of possible side effects, and my little pony went to France."

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Lmao!  I could totally do a commercial.



~ Miles

[Jeric 46,851]

[3:50:52 PM] Koukatsu: If anyone I booped claims they are ill, I'll feel awful.

[3:50:57 PM | Edited 3:51:02 PM] Koukatsu: Dejavu.

[3:51:35 PM] 11th Doctor Whooves: Not just your booping, all the booping

[3:51:47 PM] 11th Doctor Whooves: Booping is an affront to the Gods of Cons

[3:52:19 PM] Koukatsu: Booping is an affront to your moms ass.

 

 

[Koukatsu 5,899]

16:33:06 RainbowKittyfalcon: skip to the part after the credits

16:33:11                                 the credits are freaking long

16:33:21 Yummychickenblue: Kitty is right

16:33:30 Koukatsu: Kids

16:33:36 Koukatsu: If you want your aftercredits desert

16:33:40 Koukatsu: Watch all your credits.

[Lightwing 12,973]

 

16:33:06 RainbowKittyfalcon: skip to the part after the credits

16:33:11                                 the credits are freaking long

16:33:21 Yummychickenblue: Kitty is right

16:33:30 Koukatsu: Kids

16:33:36 Koukatsu: If you want your aftercredits desert

16:33:40 Koukatsu: Watch all your credits.

 

[1:40:29 AM] Lightwing: Kids these days

[1:46:16 AM] 狡猾: amirite?

[1:47:04 AM] Lightwing: I wasn't that impatient when i was a kid

[1:51:52 AM] Yozer: kids

[1:51:54 AM] Yozer: who needs em

[1:52:15 AM] Lightwing: buh kids

[1:52:23 AM] Lightwing: i got a car

[1:55:21 AM] Khajiit: I need them D:

[1:55:32 AM] Khajiit: How other way am I supposed to raise young acolytes?

[1:55:43 AM] Lightwing: You can breed them on a laboratory

[1:55:50 AM] Lightwing: Didn't we taught you how?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Koukatsu translated to English is Serial Butt Toucher. Maybe. Probably not. Whatever.

 

[5:46:57 AM] The Legit Khajiit: Is Kou still touching butts?

[5:47:32 AM] Lightwing: It is

[5:52:56 AM] The Legit Khajiit: Kou's an expert ._.

[5:55:53 AM] Lightwing: Kou is a butt

[5:55:55 AM] Lightwing: .-.

[7:48:34 AM] 狡猾: Nah, Kou am just expert butt toucher.

[Lightwing 12,973]

 

Koukatsu translated to English is Serial Butt Toucher.

This by itself is a quote, so...

[Chaton 3,765]

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

One of my favorites is my own.

Edited April 17, 2015 by Vinyl Scratchy DJ

[Lightwing 12,973]

[8:43:13 PM] Lightwing: lol

[8:43:14 PM] Lightwing: loli

[8:43:16 PM] Euclid Class: XD

[8:43:17 PM] Lightwing: lolipop

[8:43:25 PM] Lightwing: lol=castrated lolipop confirmed

[8:43:39 PM] Euclid Class: Of course

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

In a groupme chatroom:

 

Person 1: Oh my goodness guys it's blazing out there. Shoulda worn shorts.

Me: You could say it's smoking hot.

Person 1: We might as well be thrown into a pot of boiling water.

Person 2: The temperature is pretty high

Me: That pun was so bad you should be stoned.

Person 1: 

Me: I was having lunch with Satan but my leafy greens were all wilted, so we used the devil's lettuce.

Person 2: Something about marijuana

[Koukatsu 5,899]

[7:25:41 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): pokes

[8:09:35 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:14:09 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:21:45 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:21:56 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:22:40 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:23:04 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:46:35 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:52:05 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:52:13 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:52:16 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:54:58 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:56:37 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:56:48 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:57:21 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:58:39 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[8:58:45 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[8:59:02 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[9:01:30 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[9:01:41 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[9:01:49 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[9:01:55 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[9:02:03 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

[9:03:18 AM] MidnightFire1222: poke

[9:05:11 AM] 狡猾 (Koukatsu): poke

 

A productive day at my dayjob. :U

[Koukatsu 5,899]

[20:44:35] Simon: Oh yay just what I wanted for my birthday

[20:44:39] Simon: A TOS screen

[20:44:45] Simon: TY Guyz

[Lightwing 12,973]

[6:07:32 PM] Destiny: Ugh you spoiled kids with your Marios and Sanics. We just had pong. And we liked it.

[6:08:02 PM] Lightwing: You are 3 months older than me

[6:08:21 PM] Destiny nervously sweats

[6:08:36 PM] Lightwing: Dawn is older than us though

[6:08:40 PM] Lightwing: He only had pong

[6:09:02 PM] Dawn: wut

[6:09:04 PM] Dawn: Im 19

[6:09:09 PM] Lightwing: Exactly

[6:09:17 PM] Lightwing: Look how much did it changed on 1 year.

 

Messing with Dawn is cool. <3

[Fender 1,283]

Haven't posted in a while...but here's one from a private RP that @@Mint Drop, and I are partaking in.

 

 

[sunne 659]

@,

I can't believe you posted that to here x'D

Here I was seeing the mention and expecting your firebender joke xD

[Fender 1,283]

Playing Pokemon, using Pokemon amie, I didn't realize I said this until it came out:

"This Crobat better be worth it, I'm tired of jerking off Golbat's face." And @@Mint Drop, and I laughed.

[Lightwing 12,973]

[02:07:29 AM] Lightwing: ACCEPT IT, YOUR DESTINY IS TO GO THROUGH A PATH AND BE A FINDER

[02:07: 36 AM] Lightwing: ERGO BE A PATH FINDER

[02:07: 49] Lightwing: GET IT? BECAUSE PATH FINDER

[02:07:57] Lightwing: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA XDXDXDXDXD

[02:08:04 AM] Lightwing: Oh well, that escalated quickly

[02:08:06 AM] Nomadic Pathfinder: I ALREADY FOUND THE PATH

[02:08:13 AM] Nomadic Pathfinder: I MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY

[02:08:23] Nomadic Pathfinder: BAD BAD BAD

[02:08:30] Lightwing: Okay, that's a quote for quote porfolio

[02:08:40AM] Lightwing: Period

[02:08: 56] Nomadic Pathfinder: WELL THEN

 

I just wanted to post ponies..

[Fender 1,283]

"oatmeal rasin cookies should be considered a war crime" - My friend Matthew.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

Staff lounge weirdness:

 

 

[5/14/2015 4:54:21 PM] *** Artemis wants dinner ***

[5/14/2015 4:56:26 PM] *** Destiny also wants dinner. Or lunch. Food of any sort. ***

[5/14/2015 4:59:50 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) eats fish and chips leftovers ***

[5/14/2015 5:00:39 PM] *** Destiny gets grossed out because fish is gross. ***

[5/14/2015 5:01:41 PM] *** Artemis is disappointed in Destiny because fish is amazing ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:12 PM] *** Destiny apologizes, and admits the only seafood she likes is tuna and clam chowder ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:44 PM] *** Minty Fresh dislikes most fish. Is allergic to salmon. ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:52 PM] *** Aquila rolf ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:12 PM] *** Artemis approves of Destiny's taste in seafood, limited as it may be ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:30 PM] *** Artemis glares at Aquila ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:06 PM] *** Destiny really wants tuna now but it's raining so that's not a good idea ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:48 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) hates tuna ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:09 PM] *** Artemis pities those allergic to fish ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:10 PM] *** Destiny forgives Yozer for his sins ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:22 PM] *** Artemis also flops around like one ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:44 PM] *** Artemis slaps Yozer around a bit with a large trout ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:46 PM] *** Destiny is now humming the spongebob theme song, her friend is giving her odd looks ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:10 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) starts humming the fosters home for imaginary friends theme song ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:12 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:01 PM] *** Artemis starts quietly singing that song Garnet sang in the Jailbreak episode ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:53 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter peeks in ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:57 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter runs away ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Koukatsu doesn't understand what's going on, so also runs away. O_o ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Destiny waves at Otter, surprised that she could even be freaked out ***

[5/14/2015 5:10:35 PM] *** Artemis flails his arms around the otter like squid tentacles, making Zoidberg sounds ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:29 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) flails ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:31 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:22 PM] *** Destiny thinks about how these are the people she calls friends ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:35 PM] *** Destiny is satisfied with her life choices ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:44 PM] *** Adam Lavin (Lavoaster) gusta ***

[Yozer247 1,006]

 

[5/14/2015 4:54:21 PM] *** Artemis wants dinner ***

[5/14/2015 4:56:26 PM] *** Destiny also wants dinner. Or lunch. Food of any sort. ***

[5/14/2015 4:59:50 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) eats fish and chips leftovers ***

[5/14/2015 5:00:39 PM] *** Destiny gets grossed out because fish is gross. ***

[5/14/2015 5:01:41 PM] *** Artemis is disappointed in Destiny because fish is amazing ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:12 PM] *** Destiny apologizes, and admits the only seafood she likes is tuna and clam chowder ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:44 PM] *** Minty Fresh dislikes most fish. Is allergic to salmon. ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:52 PM] *** Aquila rolf ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:12 PM] *** Artemis approves of Destiny's taste in seafood, limited as it may be ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:30 PM] *** Artemis glares at Aquila ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:06 PM] *** Destiny really wants tuna now but it's raining so that's not a good idea ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:48 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) hates tuna ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:09 PM] *** Artemis pities those allergic to fish ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:10 PM] *** Destiny forgives Yozer for his sins ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:22 PM] *** Artemis also flops around like one ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:44 PM] *** Artemis slaps Yozer around a bit with a large trout ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:46 PM] *** Destiny is now humming the spongebob theme song, her friend is giving her odd looks ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:10 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) starts humming the fosters home for imaginary friends theme song ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:12 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:01 PM] *** Artemis starts quietly singing that song Garnet sang in the Jailbreak episode ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:53 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter peeks in ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:57 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter runs away ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Koukatsu doesn't understand what's going on, so also runs away. O_o ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Destiny waves at Otter, surprised that she could even be freaked out ***

[5/14/2015 5:10:35 PM] *** Artemis flails his arms around the otter like squid tentacles, making Zoidberg sounds ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:29 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) flails ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:31 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:22 PM] *** Destiny thinks about how these are the people she calls friends ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:35 PM] *** Destiny is satisfied with her life choices ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:44 PM] *** Adam Lavin (Lavoaster) gusta ***

 

 

you left out the combo breaker xD

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

More staff lounge oddities:

[5:22:11 PM] ChikoritaBrony: https://mlpforums.com/topic/137-post-a-picture-of-yourself/?p=3764720
[5:26:23 PM] Artemis: Why lose the 'stache?
[5:28:53 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Cause I can
[5:32:28 PM] Artemis: That works, I suppose :|
[5:32:35 PM] Artemis: I'm rather attached to mine
[5:32:46 PM] Nomadic Pathfinder: Same, for me. (heart)
[5:36:15 PM] So Troblems: Me too.

you left out the combo breaker xD

 
It ruined the effect I was going for! D:
 
 
But yes, Yozer went and broke our streak of /me messages with a "c-c-c-combo breaker" remark