Catpone Cerberus 23,591 December 13, 2016 Share December 13, 2016 Some of my new favorites are: “Loneliness is dangerous. It’s addicting. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don’t wanna deal with people.” -don't remember who said it. ''I said my sword is a tool of justice, not used in anger, not drawn in vengeance. But now, now I'm not sure, and besides, this isn't my sword!'' -Metal Gear Rising "Lets blow a hole in this wall and run like sons of the bitches" -Payday:The Heist And last but definitely not least: "There's a storm coming, and more than rain and thunder. The forces of the Dark Forest are rising... " and "Light against dark. This is the end of all things--This is the last sunrise." -Both from Warriors-book series “Cats!” “Cats!” “Music!” “Cats!” “Cats!” “(^･ω･^ )ﾉ” Ask me something! https://mlpforums.com/topic/139270-ask-the-cerberus/#entry4129993Signature by @Stevonnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT-1138 3,182 December 27, 2016 Share December 27, 2016 "He has control of the Senate and the Courts! He's too dangerous to be kept alive!" - Mace Windu on Donald Trump Chancellor Palpatine 2 Love is a most potent magic My FiMFiction | My DA | My Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest December 27, 2016 Share December 27, 2016 "Owners of dogs will have noticed that if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." -Christopher Hitchens For some reason I do understand why cats would think like that! “Loneliness is dangerous. It’s addicting. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don’t wanna deal with people.” -don't remember who said it. Oh dear, this just speaks the truth. Just when I read this, I immediately noticed how I've already got addicted and now I'm not as willing to deal with people. Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStreak98 828 December 27, 2016 Share December 27, 2016 (edited) "The problem with the kitten is that eventually, it becomes a cat." -Ogden Nash "Well, I've had a wonderful evening, and this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx "If all the girls at the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised." -Dorothy Parker Edited December 27, 2016 by BlueStreak98 "I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool." -Kurt Vonnegut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/ 651 December 27, 2016 Share December 27, 2016 "An optimist would tell you the glass is half-full a pessimist would tell you it's half-empty. A scientist would tell you that it's entirely full, otherwise it would be a partial vacuum." 1 Enter the Forest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concerned Bystander 2,902 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 "Owners of dogs will have noticed that if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods." -Christopher Hitchens For some reason I do understand why cats would think like that! J.R.R. Tolkien was also a cat person it seems, as suggested by his description of the relationship between Sauron and Shelob. "His cat he called her, but she owned him not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt 45 148 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 "Your white flag does not stop American bullets!"- (TF2 soldier domination quote on spy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gobo 36,257 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 (edited) "All will be well" - Blue Lanterns "Could be worse, could be on fire." - Unknown "I am who I am when I am who I will be." - UnkownRecently from another thread:"Coincidences are spiritual puns." -Headline of Blue (the user on this forum) Edited December 28, 2016 by The_Gobo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdy Luigi 2,065 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 Here's some funny ones: "God I'm good at being an owl!"- TF2 Sniper "They're going to live, until they die!"- Jhin, League of Legends "I demand a sandwich!"- Twitch, League of Legends "You pickle-headed drongo!"- TF2 Sniper to the Soldier "He has control of the Senate and the Courts! He's too dangerous to be kept alive!" - Mace Windu on Donald Trump Chancellor Palpatine I think I agree with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,289 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 "My powerful potions will give you abilities you've never dreamed of and certainly don't deserve, assuming of course you can afford my modest asking fee. Now don't you go asking me for a potion of gameplay, as even my genius can't rescue this game from its rightful destiny in the bargain bin." ~Cranky Kong - Donkey Kong 64 Instruction Booklet~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,306 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 “If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.- Grannie Weatherwax"Chaos always defeats order, because it is better organized."- Terry Pratchett"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."- Terry Pratchett Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gobo 36,257 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 I like that last one, that's outstanding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/ 651 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 "You do you,and I'll do me and we won't do each other probably." ~Markiplier Enter the Forest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinch 1,120 December 28, 2016 Share December 28, 2016 I'm a bad person. Also I hope this hotlink works. 2 Current project: The Olden World audiobook What's to stop you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,386 January 7, 2017 Share January 7, 2017 My daughter starts middle school tomorrow. We've decorated her locker, bought new uniforms, even surprised her with a new backpack. But tonight just before bed, we did another pre-middle school task that is far more important than the others. I gave her a tube of toothpaste and asked her to squirt it out onto a plate. When she finished, I calmly asked her to put all the toothpaste back in the tube. She began exclaiming things like "But I can't!" and "It won't be like it was before!" I quietly waited for her to finish and then said the following:"You will remember this plate of toothpaste for the rest of your life. Your words have the power of life or death. As you go into middle school, you are about to see just how much weight your words carry. You are going to have the opportunity to use your words to hurt, demean, slander and wound others. You are also going to have the opportunity to use your words to heal, encourage, inspire and love others. You will occasionally make the wrong choice; I can think of three times this week I have used my own words carelessly and caused harm. Just like this toothpaste, once the words leave your mouth, you can't take them back. Use your words carefully, Breonna. When others are misusing their words, guard your words. Make the choice every morning that life-giving words will come out of your mouth. Decide tonight that you are going to be a life-giver in middle school. Be known for your gentleness and compassion. Use your life to give life to a world that so desperately needs it. You will never, ever regret choosing kindness."--Amy Beth Gardnerhttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10100531088756336&set=p.10100531088756336&type=3&theater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beany Nug 7 January 12, 2017 Share January 12, 2017 "Branstons or GTFO" ~Yours truly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gobo 36,257 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 Almost this entire page of Vash the Stampede quotes:http://www.animeyume.com/trigun/vashswordsofwisdom.html lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiseofSpectrum 359 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 "South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum." James L. Petigru "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Again, Winston Churchill. "Honey, I forgot to duck." Ronad Reagan, after being shot. "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." Ronald Reagan, after Presidential opponent Walter Mondale questioned Reagan's age. "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse" Holy Roman Emperor Charles V "The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic." Joseph Stalin 1 Neutral on all threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 (edited) "The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic." Joseph Stalin I still find it highly ironic that Joseph Stalin of all people said that. Edited January 15, 2017 by Vulon Bii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,334 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 "Actually, we're all to blame... But mostly, it was her!" -- Sour Sweet By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,289 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 "That doesn't give me much hope. Maybe I'll go back and get my teaching degree." ~Classic Dr. Eggman~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno Universal 2,575 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 "Just remember that everything in movies and in your dreams is real and takes place somewhere in another universe" -Myself in a dream- Message from UNIT: UBC-001 (Original image used made by @chaosprincess signature composed by @Kyoshi) My theory of MLP OC: Techno Universal ask me!: Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamestreak1990 1,172 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 (edited) "Pierce the heavens with your drill!" "Do you know who the hell I am?!" And finally: "You're gonna carry that weight" Edited January 15, 2017 by TheRealFlameBlues 1 OCS: flamestreak and blue-diamond I had a bible verse here before? Geez, things have changed so much. Uhh, Trans Rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 January 15, 2017 Share January 15, 2017 I think we all know the best quote to come out of Disney 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolongerabout 403 January 16, 2017 Share January 16, 2017 (edited) "Yeah, well when a man is chasing a woman with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that's my policy." "Intent? How did you discern that?" "When a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher's knife, and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the red cross." From Dirty Harry. Edited January 20, 2017 by ForthEorl 2 "Deaf? I'm not surprised with that bloody racket!"- Prince Philip, to a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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