The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

No wish, no granting.
I wish you make a wish !

[Will Guide 21,360]

I did! I edited into my post!

I wish I could see more the Disney Animated tv shows from the 90's on Netflix (Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop, Duck Tales, Tale Spin)

[Krashface 534]

Your wish will be granted, but you'll loose all the movies and tv series that came later in the 2000s !

I wish to be into Dark Soul's world.

[Widdershins 9,959]

  ...that the one with all the mortal-eating demon dragons, huge beastie thingies, everything being a literal hellish landscape and one of the toughest worlds ever?

    ....I can't corrupt something if I can't see a good to living there! Lol!

 

  I wish I had full shapeshifting capabilities!

Edited May 6, 2017 by Widdershins
Missed a letter!

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Your wish is granted. However, you shapeshift into a bug.

I wish I had unlimited free time.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then all the time to yourself drives you mad.

I wish there were more bats =w=

 

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted, but the bats swarm around you.

I wish that there was breathable air on the moon.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then it turns out it all smells like fart.

I wish Mars was habitable o3o

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but then Mars becomes a disturbed land once too many tourists visit!

I wish the shy, gay Changeling version of me (his profile's in my signature) living in my unicorn body would come out! (Literally and/or sexually, your choice)

Edited May 6, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[LHfunk 422]

Granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish that I had some Dippin Dots right now.

[MasterOfHugs 45]

Your wish is my command. By the way, they are a new experimental flavor........ Beef Blood and organ Meat. yummy.

 

I wish for a new job.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you're fired already on the first day of your job without any reason.

I wish for someone to buy me Domino's Pizza. o3o

[Krashface 534]

Your wish is granted by me! But I'll eat all the pizza.

I wish that Blade Runner 2 don't suck.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it is never made.

I wish I wasn't so lazy today.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you get so much done there's nothing left to do every again.

I wish I had a schedule to visit a random church every sunday =w=

 

[Krashface 534]

No problem, but Varg Vikernes will come with you to burn that down.

I wish to be a dragon.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you're Spike.

I wish for a Derpy.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,053]

I wish for a date with fluer de lis

Granted,but you're hungry for pizaa whenever you here the word pepperoni 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but Canterlot ponies will think you're stealing her from Fancy Pants!

I wish the easily offended YouTube commentators would get a sense of humor.

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,053]

granted,but you will be stalkedby youtube mods

i wish i knew the truth about celestia and lunas parents

[Krashface 534]

Wish granted, but tey'll have to kill you, then.

I wish to possess NASA's internet speed.

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Granted but you can download only cat memes.

I wish upon a falling star.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but the falling star crushes you!

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Granted, but now you cannot ever feel tired and your body will randomly collapse due to exhaustion.

 

I wish I could wear my mask publicly without people thinking I'm a thief or terrorist.

[Flutterlina 21]

Granted, but you can't take it off anymore...

I wish I could teleport into world of books