The Corrupted Wish Game

[Novaburst 15]

Granted but as you are subject to Cartoon Physics, someone turns off the TV and you die. 

I wish Chromebooks wouldn't crash. 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, now they won't turn on at all.

I wish for world peace.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it only lasts until we run out of pizza.

I wish for pepperoni pizza.

[Yumekai 735]

Not granted... they got your order wrong... (feelsbadman)

I wish i that i got more brohoofs and got out of muffin

[TBD 17,254]

granted, but you end up starving to death since you preferred recognition over food. your pride kills you.

I wish back in the 90's people would appreciated my fashion taste earlier like how they did now...

http://www.hottopic.com/trends/nineties-nostalgia/?j=17909&sfmc_sub=46468770&l=15_HTML&u=6860198&mid=7275722&jb=2753&cm_lm=46468770&CM_MMC=EML-_-06052017+LISA+FRANK+%2b+90S+ALIENS+AND+RAINBOWS-_-Promotional-Product-_-1-20176-EML-SFM-3491-15

pffts wannabes...

[ImDaMisterL 532]

Granted, but the trend was over in a week and no one dares talk about it now.

I wish for a better webcam.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it's used to spy on you while you sleep.

I wish for a new laptop.

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Granted, your lap is now new. I don't know why you need a new lap.

I wish I was big.

[Flutterlina 21]

Granted, but now you are small.

 

I wish to broke inspiration blockade.

[ImDaMisterL 532]

Granted, but now your only source of inspiration is an old boot.

I wish for better drawing skillz

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but the only skill that improves is your ability to create redraws of your avatar.

I wish for a redraw of @ImDaMisterL's avatar.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but since the redraw of derby is so darn cute, that everyone dies.

I wish for a cool weather for the weekend.

 

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but the weather is horrendous for every remaining day of the year.

I wish the Star Wars prequels were better.

[ImDaMisterL 532]

Granted, but now the originals suck by comparison and the fans discard them.

I wish for more ponehs

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. Your misspelling brings about the creation of a new alien race bent on destroying the universe, starting with ponies.

 

I wish for CANDY!!!!!

[Will Guide 21,360]

6 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Wish granted. Your misspelling brings about the creation of a new alien race bent on destroying the universe, starting with ponies.

 

I wish for CANDY!!!!!

Granted, but it would be so addictive, your life would be ruined forever!

As a Changeling who's still stuck looking like this even after being swept up in Shared Love of the Season 6 Finale, I sometimes wish I had my own "beautiful" healthy form.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

WIsh granted. Your healthy form is a celery stick.

NEVER TAKE MY SUGAR AWAY!!!!!

 

 

I wish for that wonderous of wonders, a Siberian Husky.

[ImDaMisterL 532]

Granted, but it's invisible.

I wish for an invisible mobile!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Granted. It does not come assembled.

 

I wish for 5 pounds of cheddar cheese. (Yes, I have a reason for wanting this. Don't question me)

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it's inside a 20-pound mouse.

I wish for a Mjolnir.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. You have a Mjolnir, but you don't have the strength to lift it. You are attacked, it is stolen, and it is used to destroy you and everyone you love.

 

I wish for the rest of season 7.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but the episodes are of the worst quality.

I wish I could understand all languages.

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Granted, but you can't write or speak any of them. Hah, simple enough!

 

  I wish I had a Cream Cheese tree outside my house I could tap for a constant supply.

  ...hmmm... wonder what a cream cheese bath would be like?...

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it's all mouldy.

I wish for a phoenix pet.

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Granted, but then it dies.

  ... and it keeps on dying!!

 

   I wish for a... Non-moldy cream cheese tree!