The Corrupted Wish Game

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, Your wish has been corrupted, because you wished it was corrupted, and if you kept it like that, you would not get a corrupted wish. But since you wished for your wish to also not be corrupted, your wish is corrupted again, which means I can skip over the rest. Conglaturation, you receive a corrupted wish, which is equal to absolutely nothing.

I wish for a cassette tape titled "Songs To Annoy Bus Drivers".

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

Your wish is granted, but when you finally find a cassette tape player, it eats the tape and it becomes unplayable.

I wish that Netflix's categories actually made sense!  I mean really watch Scream because you watched Scream!

[Widdershins 9,960]

    Granted. They've all perfectly organized by genre & alphabetical order like any respectable library or collection would be...  but now its in Swahili... where they don't even air.

 

  Wish I could go to bed on time & have energy the next day!

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you have so much energy you win the Olympics for the LOLs of it and make all the world's top athletes give up in despair and abject shame, thus causing all sports events to be cancelled for the next decade.

I wish for a diamond-studded something-or-another.

[Contrast 292]

4 hours ago, Duality said:

Granted, but you have so much energy you win the Olympics for the LOLs of it and make all the world's top athletes give up in despair and abject shame, thus causing all sports events to be cancelled for the next decade.

I wish for a diamond-studded something-or-another.

Granted, you get all the diamond-studded something-or-another you could ever ask for, however, it's at the cost of all your money and you've accrued a 76,000 dollar debt.

I wish for a happy meal, XD

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you're only given the happy meal box, but no food or even toy is included.

I wish the Decepticons would conquer Equestria.

 

 

[Will Guide 21,362]

14 minutes ago, MechaZ&Poniez_4 said:

Granted, you're only given the happy meal box, but no food or even toy is included.

I wish the Decepticons would conquer Equestria.

 

 

Granted, but the Decepticons turned out to be the wicked Changelings!

I wish we could see Queen Chrysalis and her mean Changelings face off against King Thorax and his kind Changelings!

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but the episode is banned in your country, so you can't see it.

I wish I could watch Pirates Of The Caribbean already.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but the movie freezes every 2 seconds and stays frozen for 5 seconds.

I wish I could have a headset last longer than a year.

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, but it breaks exactly one day after a whole year. 

I wish the spirit of the Changeling in my Unicorn body could have a physical form so we could actually get intimate with each other.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but the physical form of the changeling is now a rock, and he can not use his abilities anymore.

I wish the VCR on one of my TVs still worked.

[Yumekai 735]

Granted but i used stuff from one of your TVs so now that tv is broken

I wish i had a lifetime of mtn dew >:D

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

Granted, but it's diet caffeine free mtn dew.

I wish I had all the tea in China.

[Will Guide 21,362]

@Yumekai @Pinkie_Pi

Granted, but you won't be able to consume any other food or drink

I wish my posts would stop being intercepted by ninja-like posters 

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

Granted, your posts now are only intercepted by the slow and sloth-like.

I wish I knew why a raven is like a writing desk.

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, but you'll have to live your existence as Edgar Allen Poe writing The Raven on said writing desk!

I wish I could be the reincarnation of G4 Spike the Drag 

[Widdershins 9,960]

Granted! That also means  you have to speak only in whiny complaints and have to immediately take the back seat  to any female characters!

 

 

  Wish I could learn Esperanto!

Edited June 15, 2017 by Widdershins

[Randimaxis 8,654]

Very well... you now know Esperanto, inside and out...

... however, you now have absolutely NO knowledge of ANY other language - even simple phrases will be forever out of your comprehensive reach.

 

May I please be granted the power to shapeshift?

[Duality 10,740]

No. That's not a wish.

I wish for a magic wand.

[Nitumby 154]

Granted, but that wand will instead backfire on use, filling the planet with lenny-faced Gobos, and causing it to wither and lenny.

I wish I could think up a good wish.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you have plenty ideas of good wishes. Unfortunately, they can't be granted.

I wish o3o came to life.

[Nitumby 154]

Granted.

But o3o being only an Emoji, would suffer for the 10th of a second it managed to survive in agony.

I wish for a Catfish.

[Widdershins 9,960]

 Sure Thing!

 *zings a catfish past your ear like a giant, fishy lawn dart*

  Darn, I miassed! Want I should rear back for another toss?

 

 @Nitumby  Hmm, think we have our first sharkpony on the forums finally! And a cute one too!

  Hmmmmmmm....   I wish I could pet a sharkpony!

                                                                                                                 ...and yes, "from inside its mouth" counts as petting it in my book!

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but Nitumby eats all of your hands/prehensile appendages before you can do it properly.

47 minutes ago, Nitumby said:

Granted, but that wand will instead backfire on use, filling the planet with lenny-faced Gobos, and causing it to wither and lenny.

You were supposed to corrupt my wish.

[Nitumby 154]

...Causing it to wither and die*?

Also nao!

This shark doesn't eat friendlies, your corruption is invalid.

gives @Widdershins access to pet.

I wish for all the explosions.