The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted your head explored and now there's no longer pain.

I wish for a real-life porgs from the Star wars movie.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But they're just loud an annoying penguins that end up over-populating and covering the earth.

 

I wish I could see the movie early :3

 

[Telferi 6,906]

Wish granted but you lose the ticket and they won't let you in :3

I wish to have a grey cat  and a black cat o3o 

Edited October 31, 2017 by Nightmare Feri

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, you have a black-and-grey cat. He has bipolar personality disorder though.

I wish landing a job in research weren't so impossible.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

28 minutes ago, Feather Spiral said:

Granted, you have a black-and-grey cat. He has bipolar personality disorder though.

I wish landing a job in research weren't so impossible.

Wish granted, everyone you know gets a job in research and tells you how awesome it is.

I wish it was the weekend already.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you still don’t take a day off of work despite being the weekends already and also, you’re required to do Overtime everyday with still less pay. o3o

I wish for Wonder Woman to be my waifu for laifu with nothing going wrong. :3

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, but her attention is elsewhere. There's nothing wrong with you, Diana just love her ice cream.

I wish instead of snowing H2O, it will snow ice cream!.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted but now everything is really sticky and the old melted ice cream gets kinda gross.

I wish my crush liked me back  

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but your crush only like you for your money

I wish I can be part of the MLP movie!

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but your scene got deleted,with the final product explaining on why you're not in it. :3

I wish I can clone an army of @The_Gobos so that I can command them to rule Equestria. 

[VividBlossom 17]

Granted. You clone the army, but they do not want your leadership and overthrow you, killing you in the process

I wish I could hug 100 puppies.

Edited November 2, 2017 by VividBlossom

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but you die from cuteness overload.

I wish I really was @Little Baby's biological father; that I apparently was just following Chrysalis' orders and pretending to be @Princess Aurora Wolf's boyfriend when it happened.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Granted, you get divorced with the mother and lose the custody battle resulting in never seeing then again.

I wish they made an Undertale movie.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, but it's a blockbuster with no storytelling value. Also, the game creator spends the rest of his life in therapy. yea, that's how outright terrible it is.

I wish I still had all my natural teeth.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Granted, but they are in bad condition and are very painful.

I wish I had some Dr Pepper right now

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it empty *burp

I wish it will snow a lot this year for me. I want a white x-mas!

[LeafFerret 3,382]

Granted but there will be uncontrollable snowstorms in your area.

I wish Tempest Shadow can play defensive end in football. This is what a defensive end look like. 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted but she plays for the Cleveland Browns.

 

I wish that it would stay cold weather wise.

[Prospekt 11,018]

Granted, but since I couldn't do that to people who don't like the cold, I decided to send you to Antarctica. Hope you like blizzards.

I wish Daylight Savings wasn't a thing.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, since I never heard of it, it isn't corrupted.

I wish Trump and Kim were in love with each other. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but they give birth to the Antéchrist !

I wish Trump and Kim give me his money.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but Joker rob you and burn it all.

I wish I have my x-mas shopping done.

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you hide it in your house so nobody find their gift ! But you hide it so well that even you can't find it. AND NOW CHRISTMAS IS RUINED. THANKS. THANKS A LOT @TBD !

I wish we could forget Christmas for the month of November and focus on something else...

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you have thanksgiving to think about . You will go hungry and want on a rampage  on everyone

I wish winter will come so I can make a "snowman."

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but snowman comes to life and try to kill you.

I wish I could kill you as well....