The Corrupted Wish Game

[RDDash 18,971]

Granted, but it's midnight hour and Minecraft zombie plushies will attack it

I wish I was a pilot of a giant robot.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up getting shot and fall over, making you exit the mecha o3o

I wish there were giant robots in the first place :V
 

[TBD 17,233]

Granted  you got yourself another transformer movie

I wish it was cloudy today. 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

I wish it was cloudy today. 

Granted a storm is coming.
 
I wish to sleep well tonight

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... you sleep to death

I wish Trotteur had other avatars o3o

 

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but are still alternate versions of the same image
I wish I had more time to spend on the forums

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get a different job that's frustrating but gives you much more free time

 

I wish Porkchop in Flatscreen had an actual comic to follow :3

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 08/03/2018 at 10:56 PM, The_Gobo said:

I wish Trotteur had other avatars o3o

I'm on it sugar.
Granted but you can follow it because you're now allergic to pork ! 

I wish I had more time to draw !

[TBD 17,233]

granted but you wasted your life for trying to draw one picture.

I wish for a simpler life. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you now live on a pear farm :3
 

I wish I had enough time to catch up on all I want to XD

 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted now the entire world will be frozen in time forever. o3o

I wish that it's Halloween everyday

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but everyone's costumes are forever bound to their bodies.

I wish it was always winter.

[TBD 17,233]

Granted everyday is a winter wonderland and we all got buried in snow.

I wish summer doesn't exist. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but time stops, and all life with it D:
 

I wish I could divide by zero o3o

 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted but you get stuck in a wormhole forever.  

I wish that I can find out what the last digit of pi is.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but you will be constantly finding the new 'last digit', as pi is infinite. You will be stuck in a loop forever!  

I wish I could fly.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but you can only fly up to 2 cm away from the ground.

I wish I can breathe underwater.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore.

I wish for pizza.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted but there are anchovies on it. 

I wish I can open any door. 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

1 minute ago, Wannabrony said:

Granted but there are anchovies on it. 

I wish I can open any door. 

Granted but you become SLIME IRL

 

I wish for Twily

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted but she's in love with me.

I wish for another cat! :3

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

Just now, Rhythm Red said:

Granted but she's in love with me.

I wish for another cat! :3

Granted but it's my old bipolar cat and it scratches you to death

 

I wish for a portal to Equestria and the ability to communicate with people on this side of it

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but you're stuck there permanently, and people can't follow you in. You can still communicate with them, but not be with them.

I wish for a new car!

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

11 minutes ago, Rhythm Red said:

Granted, but you're stuck there permanently, and people can't follow you in. You can still communicate with them, but not be with them.

I wish for a new car!

Granted but it's a non-cruse controlled Vauxhaul Zafira and it EXPLODES when you drive it

 

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but that wish is that you spontaneously combust.

I wish for Pringles!