The Corrupted Wish Game

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, it's loaded with microtransactions.

I wish Twilight Sparkle had ended up with Trixie at the end of FIM.

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Granted, Twilight and Trixie are now officially together. This will create an immense rise of jealousy in Starlight and she'll try to erase Twilight to get her Trixie back.

 

I wish I had a wish, because I don't have anything to wish for. 

[TBD 17,254]

granted you wish for me to be rich and it came true

I wish i can start over

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get to start living your life all over again, but nothing will change as you keep living and making decisions in it, so you'll have to continuously live and start your crappy life again and again.

 

I wish all foods could taste good to me.

[TBD 17,254]

granted they all tasted the same and your grew tired of it

I wish I can have lots of lucks

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, but it's all bad luck.

I wish Stan Lee was still alive.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, but exchange for your soul

I wish I can control the weather

[Will Guide 21,360]

On 2021-04-22 at 11:23 AM, TBD said:

Granted, but exchange for your soul

I wish I can control the weather

Granted but you won't be able to control your bodily functions. Have fun going to the bathroom every 5 minutes.

I wish I could outgrow the universe

[Tao 7,577]

Ungranted!  We could not withstand ur big red butt! 

 

I wish my cat would learn to sit! 

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 hours ago, Tao said:

Ungranted!  We could not withstand ur big red butt! 

 

I wish my cat would learn to sit! 

Granted. But now you can never ever sit or even lie down.

I wish I could breathe other than fire.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you will be breathing stinky dragon breath only.

I wish I own a bar 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but it's closed for the foreseeable future because of Covid.

I wish I could go to concerts again.

[Rainbow Cloud 17,925]

Granted but wherever you go it's only ever your least favourite band who are performing.

I wish I could explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilisations and boldly go where no hippogriff has been before?

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

Granted but every life you encounter is hostile to hippogriffs.

I wish I can hang out with Spitfire on a beach.

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 hour ago, Windy Breeze said:

Granted but every life you encounter is hostile to hippogriffs.

I wish I can hang out with Spitfire on a beach.

Granted but you'll get such unwanted attention from the other beach goers that you'll never be able to enjoy it.

I wish I could be on top of the world.

[ToastedScone 395]

Granted, but you have to deal with constant, incurable and painful nausea from being up that high.

I wish it would snow.

[Will Guide 21,360]

6 hours ago, ToastedScone said:

Granted, but you have to deal with constant, incurable and painful nausea from being up that high.

I wish it would snow.

Granted, but you would turn into a snowpony and won't be able to move until next Spring.

I wish I could see through things!

[ChrysalisM 290]

granted , but the stuff you see through is percieved as invisible, and you cant turn it off.

 

I wish I was a very powerful deity that has not fallen out of worship.

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 hours ago, Arvax said:

granted , but the stuff you see through is percieved as invisible, and you cant turn it off.

 

I wish I was a very powerful deity that has not fallen out of worship.

(I would wish that too)

Granted, but your worshippers are crazy and ended up destroying the world all in your name, eventually causing all religion to be banned. And without worshipers you lose your power to the point where not even you can stop it.

I wish I had the ability to see into the past and future. Like I look through an object and I can see what Disneyland looks like on opening day as if I were there

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but you lose your ability to see the present and get locked up in a mental institution because you're running around raving about the past and future.

I wish David Attenborough narrated my life.

[ChrysalisM 290]

Granted, but he mst3k riffing it.

#MakeMoreMst3k

 

I wish I could summon things from my dnd manuals to serve me. To those who think it is satanic, this wish is beacause there is a lack of instructions on how to do occult stuff, those stupid game rules take up all the space (joking of course)! 

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 hour ago, Arvax said:

Granted, but he mst3k riffing it.

#MakeMoreMst3k

 

I wish I could summon things from my dnd manuals to serve me. To those who think it is satanic, this wish is beacause there is a lack of instructions on how to do occult stuff, those stupid game rules take up all the space (joking of course)! 

Granted but the monsters will eventually turn against their master and kill you.

I wish I could become a child again so I could see what it was like if I grew up as a Sony PlayStation player

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, but the only PlayStation game you get is Bubsy 3D.

I wish grunge never died.

[Will Guide 21,360]

8 hours ago, Sonic Shimmer said:

Granted, but the only PlayStation game you get is Bubsy 3D.

I wish grunge never died.

Bubsy 3D? Not that!

Granted but there's literally nothing but grunge for the rest of your life.

I wish I had actually seen Teen Titans (the real show) during its first run back in the early 2000s

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You actually did watch the show during its original run on Cartoon Network, but the memories and feelings you had when first watching the show have faded more than a long time ago.

I wish fast food was healthy.