Rainbow Dash Fan Club

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Welcome to Equestrian news

 

"Dash and Pie banished on moon for 1.000 years!"

 

Today, the pony Rainbow Dash(23) and Pinkie Pie(23) get banished to the moon from Princess Celestia. The reason is unknown, but a picture, made by an anonym User called "Lunaisbestprincessxd", shows, that both called ponies played with a frisbee and it smashed again Celestia's drink and land on her horn. Trying to talk to her doesn't end well:

 

"Princess, why did you ban-"

 

"I don't have time for this!"Walks in the castle.

 

At the moment, Princess Twilight tries to calm her down, bringing them back to Equestria.

 

That was Equestrian News today.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

All mah beach Dashie pics have been exhausted.  And Dashie looks exhausted, too:

Hey...  We both gots plushies. xD

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Rainbow Dash yelling at herself

 

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Rainbow Dash yelling at herself

 

 

I wonder who is the pony on the left

Maybe her mother.

Edited July 22, 2014 by Blobulle

[Megas 27,847]

I wonder who is the pony on the left

Maybe her mother.

If you look closely, it's Rainbow Dash from G3

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Did somebody exhausted Rainbow Dash? Well here's one of her sleeping

 

Is it me or don't you wanna be able to sleep on a cloud? 

 

 

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Clouds look so comfortable, I can totally understand her if she doesn't want to sleep on her bed.

[NightRaven 14]

Ok! I have a small thing that sprang to my attention. So pinkie pie, fluttershy, twilight sparkle, and rarity all had a musical...so maybe in season 5 rainbow dash will get a musical!!! I wonder what it is going to be about. Maybe a thunderbolts routine, helping scoot getting her cutie mark, or something else.

 

Also have you noticed Rainbow becoming more of a "egg head" herself. Think of it for a second: Rainbow at the beginning of MLP: FIM she was fully against things like math, history, and reading. But later into the season she started to read Daring Do books, but still being that athlete everypony loved! But in season 4 she had to take a test on the wonderbolts (which i thought was stupid, come on i mean SERIOUSLY a team of air show ponies. WHO ONLY DO AIR SHOWS IN MODERN EQUESTRIA!!! HAD TO TAKE A WRITTEN TEST!!! I understand they wanted to make sure every pegisi was 120% on board of being a wonderbolt, but still! Now back on topic), and when she was studying about them, she started to FREAK OUT about not being ready. Showing she is willing to become an "egg head". Of course it is something rainbow wanted since she was a filly. But still!

 

And I think it was a bad chose to ship Twi and Flash. I think it should have been rainbow (as usual). Because flash is more of an up beat guy. He like rock-an-roll, sports, and probably not so much into reading. But Twi is a smart, list making, egg head. I am not saying its not possible for Twi and flash to be shipped. But I am saying that Rainbow would be the most logical choose to me.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Forgive me, fellow Dashie fans, for I have been remiss.  The least I can do is spam a few RD pics before I likely conk out. xD

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D'AWWWW! Here another best waifu picture

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If the word "awesome" was in an image dictionary this would be the illustration:

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Ok! I have a small thing that sprang to my attention. So pinkie pie, fluttershy, twilight sparkle, and rarity all had a musical...so maybe in season 5 rainbow dash will get a musical!!! I wonder what it is going to be about. Maybe a thunderbolts routine, helping scoot getting her cutie mark, or something else.

 

Words cannot express how down I'd be for a Dash musical episode. Whether something feelsy with her and Scoots, something involving her family, joining the Wonderbolts, all of the above, or something else entirely. They owe us some darn songs and a musical episode would be a good way to make up for it

 

 

I have a cute dancin' pegasus pone

Edited July 23, 2014 by Akavi

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Here's Rainbow Dash eating a donut, which I've been kind of craving for a while now

 

 

Second on the Rainbow Dash musical

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

New trend?  Rainbow Dash nom-ing stuffs:

 

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OM NOM NOM NOM

 

Muffins!

 

d'awww, she has a cookie

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Rainbow is STILL hungry!  I imagine she burns calories like crazy with all that high-speed flying around she does.

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Rainbow Dash, you need to stop eating already!

 

 

No seriously, enough is enough!
 

 

Rainbow, you need to stop before it's too late!

 

 

Please stop before- Oh no! No it's happened, I was powerless to stop her! Rainbow Dash ate so much that...

 

 

She actually became the food!

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lol, what are those things? Let's call them Dashie cakes!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

lol, what are those things? Let's call them Dashie cakes!

 

Dashie Cakes it is, buddy, and there's much more where that came from!

 

 

No lie, if a surprise birthday party happened on my birthday and they walked out with that cake... I would cry sweet tears of salty joy.

 

And... I don't think I could bring myself to eat the cake! I'd snatch that thing and run! No one is eating Rainbow Dash!

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

So we've gone from Rainbow Dash eating things to Rainbow Dash-themed foods lol?  Okay, why not? xD

 

Rainbow Dash-themed cake is best cake:

I'm impressed it's actually got the rainbow-colored layers.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

So we've gone from Rainbow Dash eating things to Rainbow Dash-themed foods lol?  Okay, why not? xD

 

Rainbow Dash-themed cake is best cake:

I'm impressed it's actually got the rainbow-colored layers.

 

Wow, that cake looks amazing! Though seeing a giant slice taken out of Rainbow Dash is kind of disheartening... well, we already started eating, so we might as well dig in! *Grabs fork and knife*

 

We'll also be enjoying some Rainbow Dash-approved cupcakes on the side! Nothing like doubling down on the sweets! Rainbow Dash's mane homemare Pinkie Pie would definitely approve of overeating on sweets, especially ones as awesome as these!

 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

I know we've done two cakes already, but wow look at this cake:

Though I don't know how Eleanor could live with herself after eating it lol.  Probably cried as she ate the cake. xD

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

To be honest... if I was forced to eat that entire cake, I couldn't start with the face. Rainbow Dash just looks too happy! Then again... if I don't start with the face, she'll be happily watching while I eat the rest of her!
 

Decisions decisions...

 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

To be honest... if I was forced to eat that entire cake, I couldn't start with the face. Rainbow Dash just looks too happy! Then again... if I don't start with the face, she'll be happily watching while I eat the rest of her!

 

Decisions decisions...

At the very least, you have to cover your eyes while you eat the cake:

It would be too traumatic otherwise.  And everyone knows you absorb less calories with your eyes closed!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

At the very least, you have to cover your eyes while you eat the cake:

It would be too traumatic otherwise.  And everyone knows you absorb less calories with your eyes closed!

 

I don't know... I think even with my eyes closed, this would be the aftermath:

 

 

Curled up, crying on my bed in loving memory of the Dangerously Delicious Dash Delicacy that I had to devour, or DDDD for short.

 

And don't tell the Cakes this but... the DDDD is way better than the MMMM!