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So... We have all heard about Lauren Faust's tweet about ponies using toilets, or, to be precise, not using them: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/01/breaking-news-equestrian-outhouses-are.html

 

But AJ and Pinkie used a toilet in the Last Roundup.

 

And I've just found that comic: http://pony-berserker.deviantart.com/art/Do-Ponies-Use-Toilets-355964953

 

In addition to this hilarious fan-fic http://www.fimfiction.net/story/75393/princesses-dont-potty

 

And this strip from a webcomic http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=751

 

It's something we don't think and don't want to think, but...

 

What's your headcanon about this? :D

 

(I personally like the explanation from this comic: http://pony-berserker.deviantart.com/art/Do-Ponies-Use-Toilets-355964953 )

 

 

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A lot of cartoons NEVER show a character going potty, unless it's for a gag (like frenetically running around looking for the toilet). So do live-action shows, for that matter.

Also, when the baby Cakes were born, we never saw the mother lying in bed exhausted after labor. Much less, of course, during it. O.O

 

Does that mean fictional characters have no such basic need, or that babies in MLP just grow on mud like Saruman's orcs?

 

should love this, btw.

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So... We have all heard about Lauren Faust's tweet about ponies using toilets, or, to be precise, not using them: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/01/breaking-news-equestrian-outhouses-are.html

 

But AJ and Pinkie used a toilet in the Last Roundup.

 

And I've just found that comic: http://pony-berserker.deviantart.com/art/Do-Ponies-Use-Toilets-355964953

 

In addition to this hilarious fan-fic http://www.fimfiction.net/story/75393/princesses-dont-potty

 

And this strip from a webcomic http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=751

 

It's something we don't think and don't want to think, but...

 

What's your headcanon about this? :D

 

(I personally like the explanation from this comic: http://pony-berserker.deviantart.com/art/Do-Ponies-Use-Toilets-355964953 )

 

Well, in The Last Roundup, it never actually shows them using a toilet. It's possible they just go into the outhouse for some privacy while they poop on the ground.

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A lot of cartoons NEVER show a character going potty, unless it's for a gag (like frenetically running around looking for the toilet). So do live-action shows, for that matter.

 

 

Of course I DO know that ;) I found one of the linked comics on the TV Tropes page ;p I just asked what's your headcanon. It's obvious that Scooby Doo or Power Rangers do not need to go to toilet :P

 

Well, in The Last Roundup, it never actually shows them using a toilet. It's possible they just go into the outhouse for some privacy while they poop on the ground.

 

Hah, good point! Never thought about THAT!

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They all do their business I am certainly not going to poo poo that lest I risk being in deep doodie I don't want people here to think I am full of it. Okay okay I couldn't resist the opportunity for a little toilet humor, yes I think there are toilets in Equestria and I think that Celestia probably has the grandest throne of all I mean she has to deal with other ponies crap all day so the less she has to deal with her own the better. Celestia is like the plunger for all of Equestria's problems I guess you can say she has a royal flush.

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Well, in The Last Roundup, it never actually shows them using a toilet. It's possible they just go into the outhouse for some privacy while they poop on the ground.

Outhouses are usually constructed over a deep hole dug in the ground, with no plumbing at all. That's why the structure is so light. It periodically has to be moved to a new hole, and the old one is filled in. I think you've hit on the right answer here though. I think of pony outhouses as not even having a seat. It's just a hole for a pony to stand over, with the walls providing a bit of modesty. If a pony is just walking down a dirt road (dirt roads are canon) and nopony else is around, they just do what any equine does. If you know anything about horses, then you know that they don't even break stride! Ponies of Equestria are civilized though, and do not wish to embarrass themselves or their friends. Plus, they like to keep their towns and villages tidy and hygienic. Nopony wants to track their business into the house! To be bluntly honest, I do not think ponies have even invented toilet paper!

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Of course they have to... somewhere... all herbivores produce a sh**ton of crap. And like in most shows you don't see the characters often use the toilet. 

 

Imho they have outhouses, or some kind of similar facilities. It's kinda hard to judge how private do they consider doing their business (considering they run around naked most of the time) but all of the roads are clean and nopony has made a joke about stepping into something so far...  they have to have specific places to go. 

 

That's my headcanon. Boring and reasonable. 

 

 

Edit: BTW that fanfic is really good. 

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A pony walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper.
The clerk asks if she would like no name, Charmain, or Canternelle.

"Canternelle sounds like good equestrian toilet paper," says the
pony. "How much is it?"

"1 bit a roll," the clerk replies.

"That seems pretty expensive," responds the pony. "What about
the others?"

"Charmain is 2 bits a roll and no name is half a bit per roll."

The pony doesn't have much money so she opts for the no name.

Within a few hours she is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the
no name toilet paper," she announces to the clerk. "We shall call it
Rainbow Dash."

"Why?" asks the confused clerk.

"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no cr@* off no pony."

 

 

(with appologies I couldnt resist)



 

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A pony walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper.

The clerk asks if she would like no name, Charmain, or Canternelle.

 

"Canternelle sounds like good equestrian toilet paper," says the

pony. "How much is it?"

 

"1 bit a roll," the clerk replies.

 

"That seems pretty expensive," responds the pony. "What about

the others?"

 

"Charmain is 2 bits a roll and no name is half a bit per roll."

 

The pony doesn't have much money so she opts for the no name.

 

Within a few hours she is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the

no name toilet paper," she announces to the clerk. "We shall call it

Rainbow Dash."

 

"Why?" asks the confused clerk.

 

"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no cr@* off no pony."

 

 

(with appologies I couldnt resist)

 

Well, I guess I'll just keep the poop jokes rolling...

 

What does toilet paper and the SS Enterprise have in common?

 

The both circle Uranus and search for Klingons!

 

 

K I'm just gonna leave now...

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"Did you hear that somepony broke into the Castle and stole the toilet?
 

Right now the Royal Guards have nothing to go on....."

 

 



How many stallions does it take to change the toilet paper roll?

 

Nopony knows.... they never do it!

 

(I'm on a roll!) :lol:

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They'd probably take a dump out back. You know, in the backyard, or a garden if they have one. For fertilizer. It'd make sense, and there's really no reason for them not to.

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Cartoon logic doesn't typically handle this sort of thing. Even if they have bathrooms they would never go into the details. Too realistic, too detailed, too gruesome unless it could be used in a joke somehow like dealing with cow manure or something.

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I second on what SilverEssence said (I recall that episode). I don't think they just do it anywhere, otherwise we'd see random turds lying around in the background while watching an episode!

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