A conversation between a Lunar Rebel and a Subject of the Solar Empire

[AnonyPoni 564]

Songbrony is a supporter for the New Lunar Republic. I, like a grateful subject of our goddess, support our mighty Solar Empire. We met one day to discuss some things, and found our dicussion turned to a heated arguement. Following is the transcript of said arguement

 

(Two quick note. First off. The whole thing started with Songbrony and me arguing over which princess looked better in a bikini. The first couple of links we sent were those, and even though they were not very scandalous, I don't want the mods after me again so I omitted the links from this conversation. Second, I want to point out this was all just a fun little game we were playing. Don't tear each other up over this.)

 

 

 

4:06:11 PMAnonyPoni

I shall say this

4:06:28 PMAnonyPoni

that our goddess Celestia

4:06:37 PMAnonyPoni

Looks hot in a bikini

4:06:37 PMAnonyPoni

4:06:47 PMAnonyPoni

and thus should rule equestria

4:06:47 PMAnonyPoni

4:08:18 PMSongbrony

Prepare to be proven wrong

4:08:21 PMSongbrony

<link omitted>

4:08:35 PMAnonyPoni

I stand uncorrected

4:09:07 PMAnonyPoni

As it seems the great internets have not been able to give an answer!

4:09:18 PMSongbrony

No. YOU HAVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG!!

4:09:28 PMSongbrony

:3

4:09:53 PMAnonyPoni

You ask them to prove to me that Luna looks better in a Bikini

4:09:54 PMAnonyPoni

but

4:10:03 PMAnonyPoni

all the internets can reply

4:10:03 PMAnonyPoni

is

4:10:12 PMAnonyPoni

"404 not found"

4:11:30 PMSongbrony

<link omitted>

4:11:50 PMAnonyPoni

The Great Internets have spoken again!

4:12:03 PMAnonyPoni

Again we ask, in curiosity, that same question

4:12:15 PMAnonyPoni

and again, it answers with the same answer.

4:12:40 PMSongbrony

<link omitted>

4:12:47 PMSongbrony

HERE! IT WORKS NOW

4:13:35 PMAnonyPoni

<link omitted>

4:14:03 PMAnonyPoni

The internets finally give an answer, to humor those who support her

4:14:28 PMAnonyPoni

yet we strong sujects of our goddess, send a rebuttal!

4:14:49 PMSongbrony

And thy rebuttal is pitiful!

4:16:04 PMAnonyPoni

Thou hast the audacity to face us?

4:16:20 PMAnonyPoni

Thou shalt feel the WRATH of our goddess!

4:16:22 PMAnonyPoni

<link omitted>

4:17:21 PMSongbrony

We have the strength to defeat all who oppose us! The Changelings are with us, the Griffons, and the NLR! Vampires, Lycans, and Walkers all fight the one true queen, PRINCESS LUNA! RULER OF THE NIGHT!

4:17:40 PMSongbrony

THY INSULT US?! YOU SHALL DIE IN BATTLE!!

4:18:50 PMAnonyPoni

AH! But Celestia

4:18:50 PMAnonyPoni

<link omitted>

4:19:30 PMAnonyPoni

Our goddess has multiple universes under her hoof

4:20:02 PMAnonyPoni

From the Spartans to the Gears

4:20:22 PMAnonyPoni

from the Assassins to the Whale Empire

4:20:23 PMSongbrony

We have the Doctor. We have stealth and precision.

4:20:32 PMSongbrony

From the Dragon Riders

4:20:47 PMSongbrony

to the Wizards of Old.

4:21:09 PMAnonyPoni

from powerful Military of Amareica

4:21:23 PMAnonyPoni

to the powerful navy at Stalliongrad

4:21:42 PMAnonyPoni

FROM THE Water tribes of Poles!

4:21:55 PMAnonyPoni

to THE Shapers of Earth in land

4:22:09 PMSongbrony

The Dialeks of Skaro, and the Cybermen. Amareica is split. Those who oppose us in our right, shall perish. The navy is useless. The Fire nation as sided with us

4:22:12 PMSongbrony

you have no hope

4:22:27 PMAnonyPoni

from the KID, the lone survivor of the Calamity

4:22:40 PMAnonyPoni

to Link, the Hero of TIME

4:24:33 PMAnonyPoni

From the Element of Harmony

4:24:36 PMAnonyPoni

to Discord

4:24:43 PMAnonyPoni

god of chaos

4:25:08 PMAnonyPoni

the gods of Olympus rush to help their fellow goddess

4:25:14 PMAnonyPoni

as does the Asgard

4:25:27 PMSongbrony

What you don't know, is that twilight is already ours. Fluttershy is ours and discord has chosen us, to save her

4:25:50 PMSongbrony

The Time Lords of Old, blood thirsty with war, The Santaurans who gladly die in battle. Snake,  Richard the Seeker, The Moroi and the Strigoi,

4:25:59 PMSongbrony

All have chosen wisely

4:26:41 PMSongbrony

Unlike the ignorant Sun Empire, who choose little ponies to do their work, who chooses their subjects to complete dangerous tasks.

4:27:00 PMSongbrony

The Wonderbolts, Equestria's greatest ariel ponies, have sided with us.

4:27:25 PMAnonyPoni

Ah, but the Lunar Empire is a ruse

4:27:31 PMAnonyPoni

For that is what it is

4:27:34 PMAnonyPoni

an Empire

4:28:04 PMAnonyPoni

no republic, for which it stands, would stand fast against the Solar Empire

4:28:15 PMAnonyPoni

for the Citizens have chosen

4:28:23 PMAnonyPoni

they have chosen to live in harmony

4:28:44 PMAnonyPoni

for we have found the route to where the Greeks called "nowhere"

4:28:47 PMAnonyPoni

Utopia

4:29:39 PMAnonyPoni

Thy Lunar Republic is nothing more than a ruse! To snatch power from those who it promises it!

4:30:10 PMAnonyPoni

Our Empire is strong. It has embraced popular rule

4:30:44 PMAnonyPoni

not the fragmented confederacy that is the Lunar Republic

4:30:54 PMAnonyPoni

for Our Empire is Great.

4:31:12 PMAnonyPoni

we stand not as many, but as all part of one

4:31:41 PMAnonyPoni

for the Lunar Confederacy shall fall onto it's own sword

4:31:50 PMAnonyPoni

if it does not fall on Celestia's

4:32:47 PMAnonyPoni

Even the Malumai, thy creatures of the night

4:32:51 PMSongbrony

The New Lunar Republic will listen to voices of the people. Utopia? Does Utopia have ponies galloping around blassting their talents like they're better? Do the Changelings attack and harm innocent ponies in a Utopia? Does Discord wreak chaos in Utopia? NEIGH I SAY! The NLR wish to give power back to the ponies! No more of your pathetic hold on power, never wanting to give up. The NLR will unite all kingdoms of the world, in one big council, one big country, one that will protect all from the dangers that the Solar Empire has brought up. Our numbers grow every second. What was one princess on the moon, has turned to hundreds, then to thousands, and is now millions strong. We'll strike everywhere

4:32:56 PMSongbrony

Have sided with us

4:33:22 PMAnonyPoni

have sided with the confederacy for their own personal gain

4:33:39 PMAnonyPoni

for if the stronghold that is the Empire fades

4:34:08 PMAnonyPoni

Thy Creatures of the night shall come in, and rip thy throat from thy neck

4:34:13 PMAnonyPoni

shall come as a cancer

4:34:33 PMAnonyPoni

shall slit the throats of those they call brothers

4:34:38 PMAnonyPoni

those they call sisters

4:34:47 PMAnonyPoni

those they call countrymen

4:34:56 PMAnonyPoni

those they call comrades

4:34:56 PMSongbrony

The Malumai have always stayed loyal to the night. Never have they wished to be ruled under the Tyrant of Celestia. Always listening, always watching. Never forgetting what the tyrant has done to their leader.

4:35:44 PMAnonyPoni

and shall, as histories cycle, retake the land they claim as theirs

4:35:45 PMSongbrony

Our goal is not to harm innocent ponies. Thy civillians shall be safe, as they have no control over such a tyrant. Under us, they have a voice, a chance to say what has to be said

4:36:36 PMAnonyPoni

Every tyrant claims to let the ponies speak, but the lust of power is far to great for those unqulaifies

4:36:56 PMAnonyPoni

But our Goddess, wise and true, stands above all else

4:37:17 PMAnonyPoni

Our commonwealth agrees

4:37:33 PMSongbrony

Under us, the Griffons, the Changelings, the Diamond Dogs, the Dialeks, the poor, the rich, the disabled, all will have a voice in what happens.

4:37:54 PMAnonyPoni

for no Dictatorship of the Proletariat can speak for themselves

4:38:48 PMAnonyPoni

As is the propaganda that the Republic wishes to feel it's ponies

4:39:35 PMSongbrony

All shall stand with us. And none who oppose shall live. We have eyes everywhere. Those who are closest to you, are the ones you should fear most.

4:43:06 PMAnonyPoni

The Republic shall fall. It shall fall as the weak and tired knees of the poor ponies it rests its burden on crumble under the weight of those who promised them freedom. As it falls, its confederate states shall jump to save themselves, only to be locked in their petty war of retribution. All we must do.... is wait

*End Transmission*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(note to mods: I thought it would be more fun for everypony to put this in the lounge than a blog post. thank you)

[SongBrony 419]

Lol this was too much fun. 

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

the Lunar republic also has me, and im the guy from another dimension who used to make blackholes on a whim

 

my oc is here to kick the suns flank

 

(oc in sig)

[Shift 4,274]

While the two of them fight...

 

...I will watch from the shadows...

 

I myself am I supporter of the Lunar Republic.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

Celestia is hottest pony.

 

And best pony.

[AnonyPoni 564]

I feel that I spoke with real high-falutin' type talking!

[Vaporeon 1,168]

> Says he supports the Solar Empire

 

> Has one of Luna gaurds has an avatar.

 

k.

[AnonyPoni 564]

> Says he supports the Solar Empire

 

> Has one of Luna gaurds has an avatar.

 

k.

 

 

....... touche

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

I feel that I spoke with real high-falutin' type talking!

I'm not the type to fight people.

 

It's wise not to fight people.

Edited April 4, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[AnonyPoni 564]

I am a double agent, serving the Solar empire. This is why I am a bat pony

[Flutter's lover <3 8,210]

Sorry, but I cannot follow a leader such as Celestia, so I'm siding with the New Lunar Republic!

 

 

For the Republic!!

[Edgeworth1001 648]

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

Celestia is and always has been the best.

 

I, the omniscient Harmonic, have spoken.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

The only reason to be suspicious of Celestia is because under her rule; ponies haven't heard the word "democracy" in years.