Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[TBD 17,254]

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RHINO-SAMA?!?

Edited November 23, 2017 by TBD

[Randimaxis 8,652]

NOH - BLUUUUUUUE WHAAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*ahem*  Are you... *dramatic music sting*  A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING!?!??

[PiratePony 8,475]

If you want to see cabbage, look in my bank account..

when is a door not a door?

[Randimaxis 8,652]

When it's El DOORado.

Nifty six picks up sticks to fix... or do you ask them to nix?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

I bribe to nix and fix the world with the power of muffins and @The_Gobo's santa hat.

Can I go to an island inhabited by anpther island going to this island that I owned in another life time of islands in muffintopia?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Hell yeah, man

D-d-d-d-d-d-damn?

[Steel Accord 6,660]

5 hours ago, Pinkie_Pi said:

Only if you put a woosh in it.

If you unbutton your bellybutton, does your butt fall off?

Of course not. You just loose your lunch.

What is a stupid question?

[MilkTea 284]

idk

Why can't we walk on the sun?

[Wingnut 6,998]

Because we don’t want to get hot foot. 

Why am I getting more grey hair? 

[TBD 17,254]

because eh don't you remember? you dye it, did you forget to take your med again?? 

when is drugs become a good thing?

[Patty Thundersnow 4,165]

When they let you do whatever.

 

WHy is it neccessary for snow to snow on December 14th, but not any other day?

[Amorphis 351]

Because Shrek the Almighty Ogre sneezed that day, and... yeah...

 

Why am I here, and not there?

[TBD 17,254]

up your a$$

that person is just asking for that kind of answer aren't they? 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

They're begging for it.
Are you one of this person ?

[GreenGreenWhirlWind 161]

I'm pretty sure i'm not.

Why does the mouse share the house with the louse?

[azbat 305]

Because he and the cat had a spat at their flat.

If a woman is a battle-axe, what is her husband?

[MilkTea 284]

A beta

Are there monsters living under your bed?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Yes, and I'm friends with them

also get along with the voices in my head, they counsel me.

 

Tell me why I just mixed two music references at once?

 

 

[Flutterstep 47,090]

Because mixing music is like mixing fruit together to make a nice smoothie, and references are the cups you pour it into after.

If Fluttershy kissed Vinyl, would that mean that Spike would have to buy a new sofa for Twilight because oh darn it might just rain tomorrow?

[TBD 17,254]

that would mean vinyl got super duper happy that she played the music that rock the clouds to rain, and the sofas is all sold out because spike  burnt it.

what is the most stupidest question?

 

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

If Batman parents died, then how was he born?

Is this life?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

No it's chocolate cake !
Do you know how to breath ?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Depends on how many letters there are in a week.

Could you live long and prosper?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Well I'll tel you when I'll die !

Is the color blue really blue ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

I guess

But could it be?