Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No, you will never know the power of Styrofoam.

Why did I shoot the Easter Bunny? 

[Nerdy Luigi 2,065]

That was because Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny had a plot to kill you, of course.

 

Why is the sky so green?

[GhostlyPudding 79]

Because you ate too many lollipops.

How many flowers are on mars?

[Prospekt 11,021]

Enough to keep all the Martians away. They can't stand the pollen.

Why are there stop signs but not go signs?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because the STOP signs are the symbol of Freedom & Justice. That's whay ZEON and ZAFT made a joint operation to put those signs for the sake of their respective people.

Will anyone marry this Twilight for the sake of Love and Peace?

[Flutterstep 47,104]

If there's lemon drizzle available, and it's raining, I'll think about doing the washing up.

 

Is it safe to put Fluttershy in the microwave? 

[Will Guide 21,362]

She's as sweet as Candy, so you don't put her in the microwave; you just simply eat her!

To quote a stupid question once asked by Strong Bad: "Butt's twelve by pies?"

[Kiri 7,290]

Divide the tennis ball by eggs and you'll have your answer.  

Why aren't my lemons red? 

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Because when life gives you lemons, life makes the lemons yellow so that when you make the lemonade it doesn't look like blood and then you won't seem like a strange person for drinking blood out of a cup even though people these days would assume you are drinking juice

 

Why don't I live forever

[Telferi 6,906]

Because you don't have a liver XD

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Nope, peanut butter and bacon are instruments of peace and love.

Will @Kiri ever buy me a Lamborghini sports car using a grocery coupon? :3

[Astrorious 232]

isn't that what grocery coupons are for?

 

can I haz the cheeseburger?

[Dark Horse 12,962]

No, because the cheeseburger haz you.

What is the circumference of a moose?

[Astrorious 232]

well, if we take into account the fact that a moose is basically a duck because it can float in water, I would say the answer to your question is blue.

 

if I drink water while on my head, will I become a pony?

[Nightshroud 331]

multiply the square root of yugioh by optimus prime to the tenth power that's your answer.

If Thomas is too excited to be Thomas then whos Thomas?

 

[Astrorious 232]

Nicola Tesla.

How many volts in a nanometer?

[Nightshroud 331]

over 9000 angry russain bears.

how does 1 type?

[Astrorious 232]

lek ths. k nau i kn brly rd ths.

wt?

[Nightshroud 331]

beep beep I'm a sheep

how can I keep Thomas outta my short stumpy funnel?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Simple, Shin Gojira will tell you how....

and that's why! o3o

 

Will someone take care of this while I go to the Deathstar and pass my resume?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No, I've got to finish those errands.

Have you finished those Aeriths?

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[Luigi 7,870]

I just finished them tomorrow.

Who ate all of my Froot Loops?

[Lenny 249]

12 minutes ago, Little Flyer said:

I just finished them tomorrow.

Who ate all of my Froot Loops?

You.

Want to more like?

[Leave a Whisper 703]

5 hours ago, Lenny said:

You.

Want to more like?

No. I want to like much.

 

How much does this cost? *Holds up item in dollar store*

[Will Guide 21,362]

The entire store and everything in it is yours for one dollar! The sign out front does says "Everything costs one dollar", so you get EVERYTHING for 1 dollar!

How many feet are in a yard?