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I was bored and came up with this out of nowhere. This one is a bit odd, so bear with me here. So, if you could marry any alien, what kind of alien would he or she be? Why? You may use aliens from any book, movie, game, or you can create your own. Go wild and remember, have fun!

 

As usual, I shall start off. If I could marry any alien, she would be a Quarian from the Mass Effect trilogy. I find that quarians have a natural appeal to them. First of all, the fact that what they look like is a complete mystery to everyone in the galaxy. To me, I love how mysterious they are. Second, their accents. Sweet Celestia, their accents. I don't have to say much here other than I think their voices are really cute and sexy at the same time. Finally, their legs and hips. I don't know, but just the way their legs are shaped is quite attractive to me. Perhaps it's a fetish, who knows? Also, their hips are gorgeous. It's kind of hard for me not to notice that. The hips stand out to me as being sexy in all the right ways.

 

 

 

 

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I'd find myself a Scottish or Irish lass. Preferably Scottish, then I could find out what boerenkool would be like with haggis laugh.png (which is less odd than it sounds). Seeing as someone from another country is considered an alien, it works, as long as she's in Canada, not me in Ireland or Scotland. 

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I'd find myself a Scottish or Irish lass. Preferably Scottish, then I could find out what boerenkool would be like with haggis img-1902617-1-laugh.png (which is less odd than it sounds). Seeing as someone from another country is considered an alien, it works, as long as she's in Canada, not me in Ireland or Scotland. 

Interesting idea (says the Scot).

 

As for the marry an alien idea. . . I don't know if I can honestly answer that. In Mass Effect, I fell in love with Tali and she is still my favorite character. In saying that, That was my Shepard, not me. I think the only thing I can say is that I am open to marrying a non-human as much as I am open to marrying another human.

 

The Asari do seem like perfect partners, likewise some other beasties from Farscape.

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Ehhhhh.... I'll stick with my own species, thank you very much! Ehehe...

 

I actually don't particularly care for my own species. Maybe I'll just be alone forever. That might be nice.

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I would marry a timelord. Duh.

 

Seriously though, they are pretty much humanoid, and can travel through time in their TARDIS. Adventures everywhere! Maybe even alternate universes if we're lucky.

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Well, I'm a straight male but I'm still going to say David Bowie (who is obviously an alien)

Why? Well, I'll just leave this here by way of answer

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ADD: My friends know I'm a huge Bowie fan, and some of them have asked me whether he was gay (a perfectly reasonable question given all the gender bending he does.) My reply is "no, he's married to Iman." (it's funnier if you say it out loud)

 

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Marrying a alien... is actually not such an alien (hah!) idea for me.

 

When we meet new life forms (I'm pretty convinced we shall one day) in space and if they feel feelings the same way that humans do, then I'm pretty convinced that love can exist between us (unless we hoomans fuck things up as usual xD ).

 

And if would have the opportunity to marry someone... I think it would be (very original) a quarian from Mass Effect for kinda the same reasons as @tongue.png

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmm does Dashie count as an alien? >.>

 

I really would prefer a human over an alien lol. When I played Mass Effect, I always liked Ashley and Miranda. Actually, I liked Tali too though.

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Does Fluttershy count here? ^^ I mean, she's not human, obviously, so I guess we can call her "alien"? :D I really can't mention anyone else except her here... ^^

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Does Fluttershy count here? ^^ I mean, she's not human, obviously, so I guess we can call her "alien"? img-1903153-1-biggrin.png I really can't mention anyone else except her here... ^^

Yeah, Fluttershy counts I'd say. But you may have competition....

 

Mostly, I'd marry any alien I fell in love with. If they fell for me as well, of course.

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Like the OP, I'm partial to the quarians. The first time I played the trilogy, I literally fell in love with Tali'Zorah. But it wasn't just her race or body, but her personality that got me.

 

So probably any humanoid race, if I met someone I liked.

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Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars: Clone Wars.

 

No-one would have the balls to mess with me when she's carrying those things around.

 

No-one.

 

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If my life partner absolutely had to be an alien with no exceptions I can only think of one person...


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Ha, ha! This makes me laugh so much! Oh, darn it. My tummy hurts. *three seconds later* Okay, I'm good! Anyway, I'll pretty much never want to marry one. I mean like how juvenile would that be?

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I'd marry a quarian,...quarians are nice,...ahh tali how awesome and adorable you were.But as a second choice i'd go with the asari,..well blue chicks....what can i say

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Does Fluttershy count here?

Apparently the OP think so and that is good enough for me so I call dibs on Applejack, it is seriously like the writers reached into my head and found my dream girl and turned her into a pony. If it had to be anyone other than AJ though I would probably have to say Vette from Star Wars The Old Republic. 

 

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Like Applejack she is not only not afraid to speak her mind but can be a bit of a smart ass sometimes and has one epic sense of humor. And plus there is something about a hot babe packing heat that I find irresistible.

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Any Twi'lek girl or Ahsoka Tahno. Either one would just be incredible. Hapan women are also quite gorgeous from what I hear. I'm currently reading "Courtship of Princess Leia" and judging from Han Solo's description of them, they're pretty hot :33

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Now now... I enjoy ultra-safe Quarian sex and hundred year-old blue booty just as much as the next guy, but my heart will always belong to the noble Twi'Lek.

 

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