The Avatar/User above is your Mother/Father.

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

DADDY BUY ME STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mommy! You never give me the money you get from granpda! D:

Because you're a horrible son *smacks you in the face*

[Nagneto 8]

Oh dear have a heart!

 

*rips out heart, blood gushes everywhere.*

 

I REGRET NOTHING!

[Sylvester 350]

Perfect, now I don't have to tell you I'm a brony!!!

Also, we need more milk.

[Mephala 2,633]

Daddy, why are you a pony? ;_;

[Loriem 639]

"Woa... Am I part Japanese? I guess I always kind of liked Japan so that's fine."

[Wingnut 7,003]

While I'd be fine with you in a parental role, I have no clue whether to call you mom or dad!

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Dem genez doh

[Unnamed 9]

Well... Ok...

[Sunset Shimmering 43]

Mmm.... Not bad, Not bad...

 

You don't look parent-like at all, just bunch of little childrens...

Edited September 16, 2013 by Sunset Shimmer

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

....M-My mummy is Sunset Shimmer? Teach me to magic mummy :3

[Loriem 639]

"How does this work, i'm human."

 

*Thinks about it for a while.*

[Concord 1,982]

I need a new guitar! Now >:V

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yay! I love you,daddy!

[Blue Bay 1,027]

[Loriem 639]

GIR!!!!! Dad! I need to go to mars for a bit!

[repsol rave 2,963]

okaaayy..... how's it going... dad?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Mother,how can i help out around this farm?

[Blue Bay 1,027]

No mom, I don't want a goodnight kiss...you've got there a caterpillar on your upper lip and it scares me...

[Solace 407]

this explains a surprising amount 

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

this explains a surprising amount 

You? My mother? Are you sure you're old enough?

[Solace 407]

You? My mother? Are you sure you're old enough?

Nope

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

This may actually explain why I like to try and rule ponies.... Probably

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

...Are you my father or my mother? 

[Noei 718]

I'm very ok with that.