Rainbow Dash challenges you on a race! Would you accept?

[Valynne 2,682]

One day you become a pegasus! And, Dashie found you and she challenges you on a race!

If you win, you can stay with her as long as you like (as a friend or waifu) but if you lose you never gonna see her again

 

Would you accept the race?

Edited September 12, 2013 by Balareth

[Moonlight 7,287]

I suppose I better accept the race. I would possibly have a chance of winning if I trained nonstop beforehand, but even then I would probably lose. I would do it anyway though. 

 

This would be my reaction the entire time through the race...

 

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Nope cause one:I don't like Rainbow Dash and two: She is too fast and it would take a miracle to best her in a race plus she would gloat that she won and it would be annoying on my end

[DubWolf 17,271]

Eeep, nope! Those are some pretty high stakes. She is my favorite pony (mane 6 anyways), so I'd be broken internally if I could never see her again.

 

If I did accept...then I'd have a back up plan: write a letter to my future self to time travel to my current time, and show up at the finish line. *pull a Discorded Whooves on Dashie*

[Lacey Shadows 164]

I would accept. After all I am the perfect, immortal machine. A quick analysis of the enviroment would suggest a 97.34% probability that I will be victor. 

 

Rainbow Dash,

 

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Considering there aren't really any consequences for saying no it seems that is my answer if she stays friends if you don't race there's nothing to lose.

 

If her logic is no being an automatic loss then yes I would race but I would lie cheat and steal my way to victory like a true hero.

[Lateon 589]

No. Why would she challenge me in the first place? It's not like I have some sort of high standing as a good racer anyways. Beating me would be meaningless. Come back with a more meaningful challenge and then you're on, Dash!

[DaReaper 1,945]

After seeing what Rainbow Dash did to Twilight in EQG I would race and not worry cause she would be friends no mattter the outcome

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,632]

My athletic abilities are, well, I will sum it up with this image:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notice the lack of an image? See my point?

 

So probably not. Doubly not if it were a flying race, as heights terrify me, like many other things. An apathy competion, now that would be epic with her.

[Smarts 1,622]

What's the point of accepting? I have no hopes of beating her in a race. She is an expert when it comes to flying and is very fast. My chances of winning are 0% unless by some miracle I become one of the fastest fliers in Equestria all of a sudden. Which I doubt would happen. Well, I guess I'm never going to see her again. -_-

[Megas 27,711]

I would accept her challenge and drink 100 cups of coffee before then

http://youtu.be/C9Ef0ErCU1c

 

And besides, If EQG is any indication, I shouldn't worry if I lose, she would still be friends even if I did lose

Edited September 12, 2013 by Megas75

[Dsanders 5,747]

Oh man. :/ Those are some very tough stakes indeed. I'd probably be heartbroken at just the thought of the most awesome and epic pegasus leaving me forever. D:

 

Could we still be acquaintances? lol

 

If so then I would not accept her challenge. We may not be friends but at least we could still see each other and be like simple acquaintances.

 

Besides, if she puts me up to a challenge like that, what does that say about her as a friend? Challenging someone to compete, just to be there friend only if they win?  

 

That's not the Rainbow Dash I know.

[Dark Horn 430]

I'd accept, because I [spoilerS] watched Equestria Girls, and even though Twilight lost the soccer game, Rainbow was still her friend, right?

[Kulstor 254]

Don't think I would since in Rl I can run maybe a block then I'm out of breath.  Been that way all my life, though I can walk for a long time.  No idea why its like that.  But the way it is even the Cake's infants could beat me in a race I'm willing to bet.

[RubyVesper 100]

OK, assuming Rainbow Dash would actually want to challenge me using those stakes, I'd probably do this:

 

1. If time is given beforehand, I'd try to work out the quirks of pegasus magic, and try to abuse it, while also experimenting with aerodynamics. Honestly, while Dash is like a freaking 1200 HP souped up Mustang, Mustangs can easily be demolished on a track by something like a Lotus Elise, or a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. She may have her raw speed and power, but nothing above European and Japanese technical work.

 

2. If no time is given beforehand, I'd just try to decline in a fashion that will even make her feel good.

 

3. If it is a racing game, I'd demolish her!

[Harmony And Rarity 195]

Well here's the deal, what if you don't accept?

Do you still never get to see her again because if thats the case, who wouldn't accept?

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

Decline. While I have decent conditioning, I don't think I'm all that fast. Plus I have no confidence in my ability to win what so ever. Just tell her that I honestly don't stand a chance against Equestria's greatest flyer and one of the Wonderbolt's top prospects. That's probably how I won't race her but still be her friend, play up to her ego. Sure I saw Equestria girls and that she would still be my friend, but once she challenges me and puts up those kind of stakes, I'll forget about all that completely and be afraid of not seeing her again. Not my fault I'm taking Dashies terms seriously.

 

The consequences of failure are always worse then the rewards of victory. So it's best to not even try.

[Jack Spades 162]

If I'd just suddenly become a Pegasus, I would have to learn how to fly. I'd have to pass flight school before even coming close to racing with Rainbow Dash.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Lelno

 

Id lose if i took it and id also be tired.

Not worth it. The one upside to losing would be me never having to see her again though!

 

That alone makes me want to do it.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Well...here's the thing...I would love to have Dashie as my girlfriend, but I definitely would not win the race, I am really slow. So, I wouldn't accept the challenge because I would not want to risk never seeing her again :/

[King 5,625]

Well hell yes I would, nothing would be more awesome then having a chance to race the best Pegasi ever :3
I think it would make for a great bonding experience too...friends love to compete, so why not?

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

I would much rather be a dragon and race Rainbow Dash. It would be very cool to race her in my new body. Even if I didn't win I'd have fun with it and Rainbow Dash would see my genuine nature and be friends with me.

 

Then I get to change the image of dragons everywhere.

[SkyStorm 334]

I would defiantly NOT accept, why on earth would Rainbow dash make an offer like that? Isn't 'friendship supposed to be magic' anyway, if I had to do it, I would get twilight to use the teleporting spell to get in front of dash

Muahahahahahaha

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Noope!
I wouldn't win. RD is very fast and I am not really. 
I wouldn't risk it. I'd rather get to hang out with RD for a little bit than to never be able to see her again!