Random things you say when ticked off.

[Sigma 768]

"I've had enough of this." I say firmly as I march towards the door.

"Get back to me when you've gotten over your self-made drama."

And then I leave.

[Astral Blitzen 469]

Scheiße and consarnit and I really don't know why.

[RainbowxWolf66 67]

Man i just say what ever is on my mind when i am ticked off. I tend say fuck a lot lol haha :XD

[Evilshy 5,090]

Usually long strings of swearing that technically make sense but actually don't. Things like (drunken sailor level profanity):

 

 

Goddamn motherfucking cockshitty bitch-ass fucker

 

 

There's no set thing I say, it's basically random. I only do it when people aren't around, though. If there are, usually just a quiet "goddammit" or "shit".

[Felix 1,363]

This should be fun.

 

"Oh fart!" "Dang it.." "Fudge!" "D-d-Derrp..." "Luna's butt!" "Son of Celestia" "Hub weg nuf bla bun uh!"

 

Yeah. That's me!

[Jackleberry 1,923]

Okie.

 

"Oh you're gonna be a sonofab*tch!"

 

"Oh so that's how it's gonna be. So that's how it's gonna be!"

 

"Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh I'm gonna freakin' ... transform you into a freakin' ... duck!"

 

"Oh you motherf*cking piece of ... f*cking ... jesus christ!"

 

"FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-DGE!"

 

And a few more.

[ChoroChii 284]

If somebody's seriously angering me, I'll either stop replying or go deep into detail about how they're a rotten person and how much anger they make me feel. If I am to say something random when angered, it'd have to be random key mashing, I generally tend to tell people off or tell them I'm done with them. I'm just so serious, I make people feel awful but- at least it's not easy to make me angry. orz

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

If you really want to know:

 

 

*raise middle finger*

 

This is Goddamn motherfucking bitch ass shit!

 

or, alternatively,

 

You're a Goddamn motherfucking bitch ass shithead!

 

 

It kinda has a nice rhythm to it.

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

I like to switch out actual profanity for made-up interjections.

 

Like "Ballsacks of destiny!"

 

Or "Billy McBallsacks!"

 

Or "Poopberry sauce cake!"

 

Sometimes I don't even use real words, and just string random sounds together. Like "Blafgen dorshgernoggen!"

[Adorkable 2,737]

Memes, I used meme sayings when I get pissed.

 

It's kind of funny, but I'm so pissed at the time I can't even laugh at them.

 

Like sometimes I'll use saying like:

 

 

"the x has been doubled!"

 

"Do you think this is some kind of game?"

 

"You don't say?"

 

 

And I'll even use them how they're said and stuff.

 

I don't get super mad that often, but next time I do I'll try to remember what I say. ^^"

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Hey everyone, please remember that the forum excessive vulgarity rules still apply to this thread. We don't mind if you swear a lot off the forum, but if you do we ask that you not bring that here.
 
 

Keep the foul language down. Swearing is not forbidden on MLP Forums, but we kindly ask that you keep it to a minimum. Not only is swearing out of place in the My Little Pony universe, but some fans who visit this site may be much closer to the target age than you and will not enjoy seeing the F-Bomb drop on their screen.

 
With that being said, I think I'll withhold my own exclamations for reasons quoted above.

Edited March 21, 2014 by Moony

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

"well, look how smart I am."

"Calm your tits. De-stress your breasts. Calm the calamnity that is in your mammaries. Adjust your bust before it combusts."

"Calm down. take a pill. take a s**t."

"F**K! F**K! F**K!"

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"
"f**k.... you...."
 

[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

Hm, that's easy. 

"God f***ing dammit!!"

"*F**k!!!"

"*F**k this."

"F**k that."

*....the f**k is this s**t?!"

"HERE WE GOOOO!"

"UGHHH F**K!!"

Or that's more or less me when I'm driving in city traffic. 

 

[Xe__or 4,377]

4 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Hm, that's easy. 

"God f***ing dammit!!"

"*F**k!!!"

"*F**k this."

"F**k that."

*....the f**k is this s**t?!"

"HERE WE GOOOO!"

"UGHHH F**K!!"

Or that's more or less me when I'm driving. 

 

that's chlidish

 

As for me, it's pretty much everything who has "fu*k" in it... but I say it in three different languages because I like to mess with people

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

I don't really say too much when I'm mad, I either sit in Silent anger or sometimes I growl.

Though one of my favorite things I've ever said when I was mad, was when I was playing Motorstorm and I yelled at my TV: "Learn to drive, Jerk@ss".

[Yoshi89 5,293]

I don’t get mad too often. “D*** it! F***!” is what I usually say in such case. When it’s in pain, I add “Ow!” at the end.

[Emerald Heart 24,892]

I already cuss like a sailor, so it's me but 10 times worse. Oh, and I also groan a lot.

--

Me: "GAAAAAHHHH! ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THOSE SHITFACES, UGHHH! IF THEY EVER PULL THAT KIND OF SHIT AGAIN... I SWEAR TO GOD... HOW COULD THEY FUCKING PULL THIS CRAP ON ME?"

...

"GAHHH!"

Edited August 5, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Emerald Heart 24,892]

On 2/28/2014 at 5:57 PM, Bakugou Is My Man ❤ said:

I cuss like a sailor and don't stop until I feel satisfied.

I relate to that shit.

[Cash In 22,381]

I hardly swear anymore, though I'll usually mumble incoherently if I'm ticked off.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,721]

"Ah, bum nuggets!"

"Oh for the love of cake!"

"Nope! Just...Nope."

"Haha... Nope!"

"Well that's some grade A bull*squee* right there!"

"Don't make me destroy you!"

"Well...Bollocks."

"Bugger!"

"Bakayarou!"

[KatonRyu 1,033]

"Oh for the love of all that is unholy." Other than that, it's loads and loads of barely coherent swearing in either English or Dutch. I can swear in a bunch of other languages but somehow it just lacks impact.

[bigRoadman 18]

I have a bad habit of saying, 'Suck your mum,' when I'm pissed, including when somebody tells me bad news.

[Mini 451]

this thread really assaults your eyes

usually i'll just sigh

[TBD 17,254]

It's either "eh"?  or..

[Dreambiscuit 9,904]

I’ve mostly given up swearing, except for cartoon swears, so I sometimes say, “Dad-gummit!” or something to that effect. If I let my baser instincts take over, I may slip out one or two expletives like, “S***-f***!” or “C***!” But that’s now the exception to the rule.