Friendship is Magic lines that are funny when taken out of context

[Captain Brony (MG11) 218]

This isn't exactly a forum game per say but still a little something fun to do here. We have 4 seasons worth of episode dialogue that we can pull from so I wanna see what you come up with.

 

Basically post a quote from a MLP: FiM episode that can be funny when taken out of context.

This can relate to any number of subtle "suggestions" that would be funny to imply from based on the dialogue. Hopefully this will stay PG-13 since the subjects wont be too explicit.

 

I'll start:

"Spike, I'm worried about you. You're usually not so...grabby!"

-Twilight Sparkle (Secret of my Excess)

[Yamato 1,348]

"Looks like the punch has been... Spiked!"

"Yes it has, Pinkie. Yes it has..."

[Adorkable 2,737]

Hmm, let's see if I can think of one...

 

Golden Harvest: "We couldn't fit it all in!"

- Swarm of the Century

 

A cheap shot, but hey, it works! ^^

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

This whole exchange between Iron Will and Fluttershy.

 

Iron Will: "What do you mean you're 'not satisfied'?! Everypony has always been satisfied!"

Fluttershy: "Well, I guess I'm the first then. But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay! It's as simple as that."

 

Iron Will: "'No means no', huh. Nopony's ever said that to me before."

Edited March 19, 2014 by SolarFox

[Megas 27,624]

Apple Bloom: If I ever saw one of them cocka-thingies face-to-face, I'd laugh at how silly it was

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Pinkie pie be only thing I think about is frosting

[Frostgage 7,975]

Do I even need to say anything? Just watch the video.

 

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

From Luna Eclipsed: "Thy backside is whole and ungobbled!"

Not sure which episode - *Applejack and Twilight are collapsed on the ground, both tired out* "Applejack... integrity like that... will always be rewarded!"

From Magic Duel: "I can turn a mare into a stallion!"

From Lesson Zero: "Oh Rainbow Dash! You don't have to hide your feelings from me!"

[Will Guide 21,360]

Dazed Twilight: "Uh, girls. Maybe we should take this down a notch."

[Castle Bleck 19,356]

inb4 somepony else mentions it:

 

[Captain Brony (MG11) 218]

These replies remind me of how much I love Bronies.

There's some really good ones in here.

[Hive King 2,001]

"Eww, what is this? *licks and slurps*"

 

-Rainbow Dash in Return of Harmony

[Captain Brony (MG11) 218]

"Make the noises all you want, but move when you make them!"

-Diamond Dog (A Dog and Pony Show)

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

"Make the noises all you want, but move when you make them!"

-Diamond Dog (A Dog and Pony Show)

This reminds me:

From a Dog and Pony Show: Ooooh! This harness is too tight! Can't you loosen it... eugh! It hurts and it's so nasty - why didn't you clean it first, it's going to leave a stain!

 

In fact, how the hell could I have forgotten about that one.

[ztrash 62]

Pinkie Pie - She'll become a crazy cat lady!

Twilight - She only has one cat...

Pinkie Pie - Give her time.

 

From "Suited For Success"

[Guest]

Oh, I think I'm going to like this thread...

 

Which reminds me :

"You're going to like Smarty Pants. You're going to like her more than anything else !"

Twilight, from Lesson Zero.

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

"I have balls stashed all over Ponyville. In case of ball emergency."

 

-Pinkie Pie, 2012

[Hive King 2,001]

"HI GIRLS!"

-Twilight Sparkle, Lesson Zero (this one is scarier when you see her face)

 

"Can I discuss something with you, privately?"

 

Fake Cadence, Canterlot Wedding

[Syeekoh 33]

Cheerilee: Girls? Can you explain why I look like I'm getting married at the bottom of a pit?

Oh yeah, and 

 

Cherry Berry: I can't get this taste off my tongue!

[BastementSparkle 20,326]

"Good boy Angel, Mama's so proud"- Fluttershy, Return of Harmony.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

From "Last Round-up"

 

Cherry Jubilee: "I can always use a pony with quick hooves and a strong back."

[Khaoios 1,970]

"I have balls stashed all over Ponyville. In case of ball emergency."

 

-Pinkie Pie, 2012

 

ROFL.....this line was by far the funniest I heard. 

 

I currently came up with one, but Ill be back with one.

[Scootalove 10,689]

''Applejack, if you're scared, you can just admit it. You don't have to put your hoof around me.''

 

- Rainbow Dash : Castle Mane-ia

[Proton 565]

This should be called the Free Brohooves thread

SO. MANY. BROHOOVES.

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Also Voice of Reason pointed out this funny line.