What if PETA decided to attack MLP?

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

I'd probably ask when anyone would take them seriously, their named after bread first off......

Edited May 9, 2014 by Swollen Ostrich

[ZukoIsBestPony 561]

 

 

In other cases, I would have zero idea what they would be doing with attacking MLP (any case for that matter.)

Fluttershy snapping the bears neck could be dragged out of context. 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Me: (brace for sarcasm) Ohhh noooo, PETA said something stupid, irrelevant, and blindly hypocritical again.  Surely this will be the end of MLP.

 

I remember when they went after Mario / Super Mario 3D Land for the tanuki suit...  That...  Originally appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3 lol.  PETA, you guys are just so on the ball!  (More sarcasm at the end there.  Really I just like typing things between parentheses.)

[Toaster Bot 183]

I would laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh. I'd laugh enough that it'd cause concern about my health. It'd be that amusing.

[Spartan 433]

It would give me a chance to beat up a PETA drone I beat one up because he tried to bitch to me that i was mistreating my cat, who was pregnant and was having her babies, which i had brought to the vet because she was having problem during the pregnacy..

 

Anyway.. PETA wouldnt come after MLP, since the characters aren't being abused in anyway..

[Forlong 1,726]

Me: (brace for sarcasm) Ohhh noooo, PETA said something stupid, irrelevant, and blindly hypocritical again.  Surely this will be the end of MLP.

 

I remember when they went after Mario / Super Mario 3D Land for the tanuki suit...  That...  Originally appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3 lol.  PETA, you guys are just so on the ball!  (More sarcasm at the end there.  Really I just like typing things between parentheses.)

Hey that was serious business!  Thousands of imaginary tanuki were killed so that Mario could turn into a statue.

 

/Sarcasm mode deactivated

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Hey that was serious business!  Thousands of imaginary tanuki were killed so that Mario could turn into a statue.

 

/Sarcasm mode deactivated

Lol!  I think if PETA had ANY credibility before they pulled that stunt it all just went flowing down the warp pipe.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Well, it's ridiculous, but it could certainly happen. Sounds like something PETA would do. You know, if they did this: http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

 

Oh, why is vegan one of the tags?

[Static Electricity 729]

People are still taking PETA seriously?

[Oblivion 20,266]

Peta= People eat tasty animals!

 

I mean, I am all for animals being treated right and all that, but really, they take things WAY to far, they are nothing more than an extremest group and should be ignored.

[Winged Dragon of Ra 55]

PETA would attack the most stupidest of things. I would totally ignore them if they try to attack and complain about a harmless tv show that I love. I still could not understand why they attacked the pokemon video game and complain that it was cruel to animals. A lot of pokemons don't even look like animals and most importantly they are not real

[Evilshy 5,090]

People are still taking PETA seriously?

Nope. Everybody knows by now that PETA is totally fucked up.

 

 

Anyway, I would laugh.

[Duster Dawnhorse 248]

This assumes that anyone takes PETA seriously and not as an animal murdering nudist colony.

[Forlong 1,726]

People are still taking PETA seriously?

Discussing them on the internet does mean they're being taken seriously.

 

Peta= People Execute Terrible Abuse

Fixed it for you. :comeatus:

 

This assumes that anyone takes PETA seriously and not as an animal murdering nudist colony.

Lord Tirek could be their mascot.

[Malinter 3,064]

Fluttershy would give them the stare and they'd break down and cry. Nopony beats Flutters for animal rights, especially not some ignorant hairless monkeys.

[Shanks 10,816]

Than I would thank them for unintentionally making bronies look reasonable on the count of just how insane and hypocritical PETA is being so I say go for it.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

I don't think they would, consider that Fluttershy is an animal lover...

 

But in case if it does happen, let's set an ICBM targeted at their HQ.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

 

 

1: The horns on the unicorn's head! It's unnatural and it is harming them and it also causes cancer!   2: Wings?! How dare you remove the wings of a bird and surgically attach it to a poor pony?!   3: Showing us cartoons where animals (sentient ones) get beat and imprison in stone?! What is this?!    4: Telling us that it is ok to steal a dragon egg and blast magic on it and force it to serve another being?! Animal rights!

These are all worthy reasons to actually go and shoot myself. 

[ggg-2 3,553]

Hasbro would slap them upside the head with a lawsuit in 10 seconds flat.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

I don't think it would be any different than the last time they tried something like "Black and Blue". The stages of PETA parody generally go something like this:

 

Stage 1: Confusion

(What is this? What stupidity is PETA up to now?)

Stage 2: Anger

(How dare they! How dare they try and ruin what I enjoy!)

Stage 3: Complete Disinterest.

(It's PETA. They're not worth anymore than my pity.) 

 

By this point I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge that PETA are just a bunch of trolls poking a hornet's nest for the sake of getting a rise out of people.   

Edited May 9, 2014 by PoisonClaw

[Pando cookie 38]

Honestly, it's best to just ignore PETA. They feed off of attention. That's what I'd do. Just ignore them. Plus, I don't see any reason they'd have to attack MLP. They wouldn't get anywhere with it anyways.

[DryGuy84 (Inactive) 927]

PETA's like the dumb kid willing to do anything for attention, even if it goes against his so called beliefs.

Edited May 9, 2014 by Dry Colt

[Forlong 1,726]

I don't think they would, consider that Fluttershy is an animal lover...

When has that ever stopped them?

 

I don't think it would be any different than the last time they tried something like "Black and Blue". The stages of PETA parody generally go something like this:

 

Stage 1: Confusion

(What is this? What stupidity is PETA up to now?)

Stage 2: Anger

(How dare they! How dare they try and ruin what I enjoy!)

Stage 3: Complete Disinterest.

(It's PETA. They're not worth anymore than my pity.) 

 

By this point I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge that PETA are just a bunch of trolls poking a hornet's nest for the sake of getting a rise out of people.   

You skipped over Bargaining and Depression.  Don't you know anything about the stages of grief?

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

Well, it's ridiculous, but it could certainly happen. Sounds like something PETA would do. You know, if they did this: http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

 

Oh, why is vegan one of the tags?

Well, the reason why "vegan" is one of the tags is because, of course, the majority of PETA supporters are vegan. :/

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Well, the reason why "vegan" is one of the tags is because, of course, the majority of PETA supporters are vegan. :/

Really? Well, I guess that would make sense XD