I'm English, we rule at pie. Don't you dare look at this and call it a pie
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PAQLbPdnUus/TO6dqkoEx-I/AAAAAAAAQOc/mtw7sekN2y8/s1600/2543pumpkin_pie.jpg
That is quite clearly a tart and an abomination. You want to talk about pie then I'm talking about this:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Cherry-Pie-Slice.jpg
or this:
http://www.tastyretreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Pi-pie10.jpg
or this:
http://www.chefmikedarracott.com/img/upload/1075/steak%20and%20onion%20pie.JPG
Steak and kidney, chicken and sweet corn, chicken and bacon, beef and stilton, pork and cider, venison and ale, seafood, landfood, tree food, airfood, apples, cherries, rhubarb, berries, the pie's the limit.
In fact, I think I will bake a pie for my tea tomorrow.