SonOfTheNorthe

Knives can stab things. Stabbing animals causes bleeding and a likelihood of death.

I like to noobtube. I'll get an assault rifle with a grenade launcher, and then for my secondary, I'll get a rocket launcher or something. And then I have 2 frag grenades. I like explosions. It's a good thing I don't have xbox live!

What do you mean you wish you had cool people to hang with? Finland's got like, vikings everywhere!

Ayyy gurl, whatchu doin' tonight?

Rhapsody of Fire's lyrics tell a story about a demonlord who threatens to rule the cosmos unless 5 heroes can stop his resurrection by finding the seventh black book. Before that, the lyrics tell of a war and a warrior who must find the emerald sword to kill the shadowlord who's summoning his forces from hell. Wintersun's lyrics deal with emotions, space, dreams, and death. Dragonforce is all fantasy and war. Blind Guardian is fantasy, literature, epic tales, and legends. Alestorm is all about pirates. Ensiferum is battle, heathen themes, and a bunch of other viking stuff. Eluveitie is celtic history and other misc stuff. Doesn't matter much, as most of the lyrics are in an extinct language. Falkenbach is norse mythology, heathenism, lore, and epic tales. And then the rest is all pony music.

So, I believe that something created the universe. It seems dumb to think that the universe came from a random, infinitely dense speck of matter that decided to explode one day. As for what created the universe, I have no clue. The idea that the universe is eternal, no beginning, no end, jut seems unlikely. As for the afterlife, it would suck if you were horrible for 40 years, died, and then spent the rest of forever in eternal torment. Because I have no clue as to what lies ahead, I'm simply going to be the best I can be, and hope that the creator doesn't let me suffer eternal torment for not worshiping him.

I would move to New York City, taking a certain girl who loves NY with me, hopefully date her, buy a house, put all the money in a bank with the highest interest we can find, and pick up random hobos off the street, and let them stay with us until they get a job, and then send them out and get new hobos. And we would never need to work. Ever. I might start a business, meant for hobos. For 2 dollars a night, people can sleep in a sleeping tube. There would just be giant rows of tubes in the walls. At least 400 in the building. Making money and giving shelter to the homeless, yay! Oh yeah, my and my girlfriend would be smoking weed everyday. We'd give the hobos some too.

I'm a pretty good kid, but I've got a little to tell. Okay, so, in fourth grade, me and a few friends brought a magnifying glass to school During recess, we burnt anthills and stuff. I burnt a few ants and a piece of plastic. So, after recess, we head back to class. After working for about ten minutes, someone bursts the door open, and they're all "OH MY GOD, JOSEPH STARTED A FIRE!!!", and I was immediately sent to the principal. I told him exactly what happened "I burnt a few ants and melted a piece of plastic with a magnifying glass", and I got it taken from me, and I got suspended for a few days. Best part, there was no fire. There's this other time, 8th grade, me and some kid were throwing sticks and pinecones at each other. Neither of us had intent to harm. So anyways, I stoop to pick up a pinecone, and I standup and turn around, and BAM. A stick hits me right in the bridge of the nose. Also, all the dirt on it flung off and got into my eyes. I get a nosebleed that I remedy with a piece of notebook paper. I'm practically blind, and the other kid is all "oh my god I'm so sorry!". Anyways, a certain girl walks me home. I'm able to see about halfway home. So I get home, my parents see my bloody face, I tell them what happened. It's the weekend now and nothing eventful happens. But when I wake up Sunday, I go downstairs, and my family is all "OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE", and it turns out that I got fucking huge black eyes overnight. Both eyes. I looked like a freaking raccoon. So, I got to school, rumors of me getting in a fight break out, and the councilor talks to me. Me, being the guy who wanted to protect the other guy, kept my mouth shut. So then, they tell me that if I don't fess up, they would have to call Child Protective Services on me. And then the girl that walked me home appears and tells the whole story, and then everything turns relatively normal. There was this other time I got suspended for about a week, and I have no memory of what I did. It was a long time ago.

Alright, this game was in a certain Nightly Roundup a long time ago, but it never got its own post, which is lame, because it totally deserved one. (I tried searching for the Nightly Roundup post, but to no avail) It's pretty much an side scrolling, SNES type game. (You have to download it, though) http://sandbox.yoyog...om/games/198168 Also, it has a cast of 10 characters, each with their own attacks and abilities. And a crapload of levels, with boss battles.

I counted once. I kept tally marks. 315 or 325, one of the two. I can't remember.

I like them all buuuttt... Octavia is supposed to be wearing a bow-tie, not a regular one. Also, RD's waist looks too eww.

Lol, this review. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4j4bFnRtkw Edit: Another one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8e39b1G93Q