Last thing you accidentally did to hurt yourself?

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

I wonder if I should stay off of this thread. I'm one of these super clumsy types. >_<

 

Well, most recent was when I jammed my toe against a door frame in a VERY awkward was. While yes the toe was in excruciating pain, the awkwardness of the contact also stretched a muscle or two in the bottom of my foot and I could BARELY walk for about fifteen minutes. >_<

[GhostPony750 959]

I decided to put too much effort while driving my bike. I was dizzy.

 

Also, freaking erniated discs. -_- Hurts all the time.

[yeet 2,026]

It's a two parter as they both happened within about ten minutes.

 

On the astro turf thingy we were playing football at school, and I went to slide tackle someone, not a good idea on that stuff.

Then someone on the other team had the ball and I went to kick it out of his way, but ended up hitting my shin against his really hard. That was unbelievably painful.

[Invincible 2,091]

Knocked my leg at a coffee table. I think the neighbors above heard a bunch of profanity headed their way.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,278]

My mom thought it will be very funny when she will suddenly throw a ball against bathroom door when I was shaving. That did not hurt, but it was NOT a pleasant sight >< 

 

Of course there is also that classic one thing...

 

Happens way to often. 

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You know the little knife you get on bottle openers, to cut the plastic away so you can uncork it? Well, I used that little knife to scratch the underside my forearm as hard as I could bring myself to do it. Not very deep, although one or two did end up bleeding. Then I slapped all the skin along there with the other hand as hand as I could... not sure why I decided to do it, really. There was booze involved.

 

The last accidental thing I did to hurt myself was bend over to pick up something and smack my head on the corner of the bookcase... that one bled profusely, as head wounds are apt to do. The scar has mostly faded at this point.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Banged my head on a corner of a chair while trying to pick up my iphone charger yesterday. 

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Injured myself twice today.

 

1st, I dropped a medicine cabinet on my foot. (Oh the irony)

 

2nd, cut my knuckle on something, not sure what.

[Rainboom Dash 1,055]

I was taking off my headphones the other day and the left ear flicked forward and hit my left eyelid. Didn't hurt for too long though.

[Addelyn 45]

The top of my foot was super itchy and I kept scratching it and now I have a scab on the top of my foot >.> hurts to move my foot or stretch it. Oh well, what I get for mindless scratching while I'm reading xD

[crisahys 149]

Last Wednesday, I was helping out carrying the tables to the other location after game night was over. I decided to grab the heavy table, but I accidentally dropped it on my toe, and to my worst awe, I might have broke my toe because today, I was not able to bend it to the extent anymore. 

[Lordav 3,427]

i walked...i slipped...i fell

[Mr F 1,522]

I walked into a closed door today, who closes bedroom doors during summer?

[long gone 8,929]

Hit a doorknob. Felt that until yesterday.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

I layed down on the couch the wrong way and got some serious couch burn on my leg Then there are plenty of times where I stub my toes on something or bang my arm on a door frame

[Rainbow S.D. 546]

I was angry so I cracked a pencil in half, well the splinters went everywhere! No problem right? Nope, one splinter cut opened a deep cut on my right middle finger. I didn't notice it because the lack of pain  !

[boiteporte 591]

Well, last year, I fell on my head when I slipped on the floor. Not a big deal ( Well, I did throw up), but I spent one night in hospital with the nurse waking me up every 2 hours just to make sure I was ok.

 

The worst night ever...

 

I did not hurt myself since. Not even a scratch.

[Deathstroke 1,564]

accidentally bit my lip and blood came out of my mouth

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

I bashed my knee against the underside of my desk a few hours ago. 

[Captain Crow 17]

I united the part of my knee where my knee cap and not knee cap meet with a nice corner in my wall in a very rapid and unpleasant manner.

 

 

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[lightning-spark 34]

I was doing some heavy gardening and I grabbed a branch to pull down out of a tree and I gripped a thorn branch that I had no idea was on the other side of said branch. I had about five big thorns stick in my hand

[Celtore 2,770]

 

Well, you see this thing? I use it in my job. I typically slam this thing down with all my might repeatedly to pound something into the ground or make the ground more compact. My toe happened to be under it. Steel toed boots or not, it was still painful...

Edited July 2, 2014 by Celtore

[Pinkie Dust 85]

I was walking and someone left a toothpick on the ground..... it got stuck pretty deep in my foot.

[NightGuard 251]

More recently, I tried to make a new friend on the forums and they ended up not liking me so I became sad.

Aww...It's okay they aren't worth it.

You seem very nice and kind to me. Who wouldn't want to be your friend?

I stepped on a iron nail, luckily it was laid sideways.