Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,599]

3d printed fidget spinner with rubber band around it.............well........ TASTE MY WRATH!

 :3

Edited August 9, 2017 by The Cerberus

[Techno Universal 2,575]

A roll of toilet paper because I'm sitting on the toilet right now! I know what to do! (Drowns toilet paper in the toilet full of poop to then force the roll into your mouth.)

[Hierok 11,831]

My tv comes crushing in.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Try THIS on for size!

*throws hoodie*

[Gentleman 153]

Stabs you with white out pen, poisons you, then beats you to death with rolled up comic books.

[Hierok 11,831]

My couch is very heavy.

[Will Guide 21,360]

@ShadowDash13

(Part of the game)

Hmm...Kill you with a remote?

@Gentleman

Kill my sweetie, would you?

Grab a tablet and WHAM!

@Hierok

SAME to you, ninja!

Edited August 9, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Hierok 11,831]

My hand slaps you so hard ninja hater :3 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

DEATH BY THE ENTIRE PERCY JACKSON BOOK SERIES!!

[Hierok 11,831]

Not Percy Jackson! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! T3T

Killed by the lord of the rings trilogy. 

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

DEATH BY NERD BROTHER!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Death by laptop o3o.

[Crystal Peppermint 1,108]

Death by a f.cking Pencil.

[Philosopher Pone 108]

Box cutter, seems easy

[Hierok 11,831]

Death by my pillow

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

suffocated to death by my blanket 

[Prospekt 11,018]

Death by... rocking chair? 

[Wingnut 6,994]

Death by a paperweight. 

[Gentleman 153]

Death by ukulele songbook. I'll make your death sound magnificent

[Sir Warith 130]

Death by M4 Carbine! It will certainly be quick.

Edited August 10, 2017 by Sir Warith

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Death to ALL who dares to disturb me with my pillow of JUSTICE.

Edited August 10, 2017 by ZethaPonderer

[Crosswind 629]

Death by Nokia brick phone (it's my work phone) 

[Clod 8,294]

I put this cup in your mouth and push it into your throat so you can't breathe  

[Macavity Wilko 208]

Killed with a... refrigerator ?

[Hierok 11,831]

Slap you with my radio.