What do you say in extreme pain?

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I don't say my words out loud, but I would say ''Ow, holy s***'' or ''Ah, son of a b****''. Out loud, I just cringe and inhale. What do you say/do when you're in extreme pain?

[1111 1,284]

Pretty much the same thing, but I haven't felt pain in a long time.

[Chara 1,565]

It depends on how you define "extremely hurt"

 

beat up: f**k you (to the person I am addressing)

Stepped on something sharp: For f**ks sake!

needles down my back (had a spinal tap in 2013) This is freaking me the hell out!!!

Hurt just because: F**K!!!!!

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Context: I usually swear in Norwegian and German, only cursing in English when something is so sudden and intense that my brain can not process anything else.

 

Instant, stinging pain: Sch**sse or f**te

Persistent pain, or the fully developed pain that follows the initial sing: J**vla f**n/J**vla f**te, f**k mich, blutig sch**sse

Spilled coffee: A very loud and heartfelt F bomb in English.

[Malinter 3,064]

Bullets, Arrows, Boiling water. I feel no pain.

 

Bang my toe on something however and I will curse anything and everything into the grave XD

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

i wont ever curse. i cry.

i cry a lot

[Hocus Pocus 636]

Whenever I'm in unexpected pain, I usually start to spout out one certain phrase... I'm not entirely sure why I always start say it, but it's mildly profane.

 

 

 

and that phrase is "Son of a tainted whore!"

 

 

 

It's nice, it's long, but not too long. It has syllables that you can emphasize such as the S, the T, and the WH with a good vowel near the end to extend the O (as well as the R if need be) as long as you need it to (not to mention, it flows off the tongue like a poem [especially the little bounce that the word "tainted" gives to the phrase from between its two syllables], which is probably why I use it). And on top of it all, it's rather descriptive, making you unable to keep yourself from painting an image in your mind of the phrase that has been uttered through gritted teeth and/or screaming lungs.

 

 

... That being said, though, I usually stop myself at "Son of a taint-" because I do not like swearing very much ^^" Even if none of it is technically a swear word, it's definitely not something I'd want to say in front of my grandma... But if you ever hear me say the full phrase, you KNOW it hurt!

Edited December 29, 2015 by Hocus Pocus

[Detritus 258]

Usually something along the lines of AHHH! God dammit!/GAAAH!/Bloody Hell!

 

My father actually says HI-YA! like he's doing a karate chop or something. It's hilarious.

[Erekohn 23]

I either tell a swear in English (if it hurts crazy bad, or if I'm not around my parents), or in French (when I'm around parents). I swear in French because other than me, my family doesn't speak it, so I can get away with yelling "putain merde !". It's a beautiful thing.

[Gestum 2,493]

Satan i helvete. It translates to devil in hell.

[Frostgage 7,975]

A lot of disjointed sounds that don't form any words :V I think I grit my teeth a lot.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

Mostly I would just scream, rant, and swear.

[LunatheNightmare 68]

I usually swear or say "Hot Belgian Waffles!'

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

I once was in more Pain because of a middle ear infection ( or whatever its called in english   ) and the only things i did was saying : " Auuuu.. " and i was crying.

 

Then i had bad stomach pain and couldnt really move, so i just asked : " Why? Why me? What did i do? "

 

Or if i get a headache, i simply say : " Oh god, not now ! Why? What is wrong this time? What did i do to deserve this?

 

Like seriously, im always talking, like i was talking to god or something, almost always asking god why and say that im sorry for whatever i did to deserve the pain.

Sometimes it helps. 

[Izanagi 176]

I tend to just sorta sit there with a blank face, untill you'll hear a distant 'mother f***er'

[Seraph 128]

"Oh that's unfortunate." 

Or I just yell loudly in my mouth and I've sworn out loud as well. 

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

when i bang my toe on something i just bite on my own teeth and breath heavy, but when it really hurts i start cursing in dutch or english. i mostly repead k*t k*t k*t k*t or f*ck f*ck f*ck really fast until it stops hurting.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

My response to pain:

 

Step 1: Inhale

Step 2: Loudly swear

Step 3: String together a rant largely consisting on nothing but curses for a second or two

[Invincible 2,091]

Whatever profanity that comes to mind at the moment. It usually involves (no one in particular's) mother and a certain controversial profession.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I just bite my lips xD.. ;~; It's still painful T.T 

[Celtore 2,770]

Mild pain or surprise, usually I use "holy shit" to express myself. For major pain, I say nothing. The pained expression in my face says all that needs to be said.

[Kivil 1,721]

I just start crying. I let the flood gates open and let it all loose.

 

It makes me feel better

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Most likely, just a loud yell like: "AHHH!" followed by grunts and growls. 

[simba86 1,541]

i say nothing, my pain is silent 

[Bogrick Grey Mane 2,594]

It used to be a string of profanities that if I repeated here would probably result in a perma-ban for me.

Nowadays it's usually the standard sharp intake of breath, gritting my teeth and then saying out loud something silly like

"oh gosh, that realy hurt, in a put on high class English accent, though I have been herd to mumble "holy Celestia" under my breath on more than one occasion now