Ask Chaos, Master of Discord

[Love4discord18 269]

If you got really mad at someone would you make it rain hot chocolate over them?

 

( Sorry, best I could think of xD )

[NavelColt 22,881]

Ohoho, if someone truly got on my nerves, they'd get no such chocolate rain. They get far worse.

 

 

It's a Sonic show reference XD Those who watch AoSTH will know what I mean~

[Nas 2,873]

(AoSTH...the only thing I remember is the Dr. Robotnik meme :/ And I also remember vaguely watching that show as a kid.. :0)

 

So, Discord, god of Chaos, being of all things awesome, what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time? :3

[NavelColt 22,881]

(AoSTH...the only thing I remember is the Dr. Robotnik meme :/ And I also remember vaguely watching that show as a kid.. :0)

 

So, Discord, god of Chaos, being of all things awesome, what is your favorite thing to do in your spare time? :3

 

Trolling ponies, specifically Celestia. But in a more broad sense, I enjoy twisting things for my own amusement, as well as taking all logic out of everything around me. Fun fact: I don't actually have to cast a specific spell to make all those crazy things go on, like dancing buffalo, floating pies, buildings in the air or chocolate rain. It all escalates the longer I am out of prison, until it's reached perfection. I twist things in my own mind to meet what I want it to look like, but things naturally loose logic when I am nearby <3

[Nas 2,873]

 

 

Trolling ponies, specifically Celestia. But in a more broad sense, I enjoy twisting things for my own amusement, as well as taking all logic out of everything around me. Fun fact: I don't actually have to cast a specific spell to make all those crazy things go on, like dancing buffalo, floating pies, buildings in the air or chocolate rain. It all escalates the longer I am out of prison, until it's reached perfection. I twist things in my own mind to meet what I want it to look like, but things naturally loose logic when I am nearby <3

 

Oh, okay, so I'm guessing that explains your best moment:

 

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Discord have you ever gotten sick before?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Discord have you ever gotten sick before?

 

Being a god, I do not catch colds or stomach bugs or anything that mortals do. However, we entities do suffer from a problem that occurs when we do not practice our powers at all for extended periods of time. For example, if I don't use any of my powers, and exercise them, then eventually, they'll explode outwards out of my control all at once when I become angry or upset, and then things can REALLY become dangerous for immediate time and space <3 Thankfully I have my own powers set so that I'm constantly removing logic from things just by being near objects, but thousands of years ago, I did have this problem, and it did explode once or twice. Oh, poor dinoequines...

[Vaporeon 1,168]

I have a couple of questions.

1) Why do you sound and act like Q from Star Trek?

 

2) Is Screwball your daughter?

 

3) If your trapped in stone how are you answering our questions?

Edited May 13, 2012 by Sonic The Hedgepony

[NavelColt 22,881]

I have a couple of questions.

1) Why do you sound and act like Q from Star Trek?

 

2) Is Screwball your daughter?

 

3) If your trapped in stone how are you answering our questions?

 

1: We do share the same voice actor, after all~

 

2: Not unless the show makes it official, no.

 

3: Who says I'm in stone anymore? Twilight's spell wasn't quite strong enough to hold me forever, like Celestia and Luna's was.

[Nas 2,873]

Discord, do you have some kind of chocalte milk fetish?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Discord, do you have some kind of chocalte milk fetish?

 

Not at all, in fact, the chocolate rain came all on it's own. A long time ago I got bored and wanted to create something funny, so I invented

. But what is an umbrella without rain? So, allowing my chaos powers to effect the clouds, I gawked in sheer delight as they turned into cotton candy and rained chocolate milk <3 Ever since, it's become one of my trademarks. Edited May 13, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Grtxkkyz 388]

Nice to meet you Discord!!!You're an awesome villain and you're cool because you're chaos itself in its purest form

[MrL0LZ 866]

Thank god the Ask Discord thread is back!

Anyways on to questions.

What should I ask for a question?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Nice to meet you Discord!!!You're an awesome villain and you're cool because you're chaos itself in its purest form

 

Nice to meet you too, dear brony, and happy to have another fan of chaos <3 Feel free to ask me anything.

 

Thank god the Ask Discord thread is back!

Anyways on to questions.

What should I ask for a question?

 

Indeed :3

 

Hmmm, not at all sure, maybe something reguarding my new banners I've been making lately 83

[Grtxkkyz 388]

So,hum,do you know any Disney Villains???

[NavelColt 22,881]

So,hum,do you know any Disney Villains???

 

Personally? Well no, being in my own dimension does limit me a bit. However, streaming media off of Ponyflix I've watched quite a few Disney movies. I enjoy Frollo, Maleficent, and Dr Facilier the greatest~

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

1)dear Discord, hey how we been today?

2)Do you hate Celestia as much as i do?

3)can you please stop massing with the lunar cycle for one-day my lunar calendar is all wrong because of yesterdays

.

[NavelColt 22,881]

1)dear Discord, hey how we been today?

2)Do you hate Celestia as much as i do?

3)can you please stop massing with the lunar cycle for one-day my lunar calendar is all wrong because of yesterdays

.

 

1) Rather good, the lad behind the computer screen is giddy over having received some awards from school, and I've been spreading landslides of soap suds all over Ponyville <3

2) Hate Tia? Hah, by no means <3 She and I have been apart of our own little pseudo romantic comedy for a thousand and a half years~ She's my greatest rival, and favorite prey as a troll. I respect her for both of those things

3) *Cackles* Oh how funny, Tia and her sister are fighting again. Sorry my dear, I both have nothing to do with that, nor do I feel like interfering with it. You may want to go to Luna or Celestia's ask me threads, and see if you can get them to stop their entertaining cosmic fight XP

Edited May 25, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

ok , I'll ask Luna to stop fighting as for Celestia lets say she'll take an unsuspected trip

Edited May 25, 2012 by Prince_Morningstar

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Discord, quickly! The fate of my cabbage kingdom rests on it... gravy... or no gravy..?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Discord, quickly! The fate of my cabbage kingdom rests on it... gravy... or no gravy..?

 

Gravy. Gravy opens opportunity for more of a mess, ergo more chaos.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Gravy. Gravy opens opportunity for more of a mess, ergo more chaos.

 

Of course... why didn't I see it before..? Thank you Discord, how can I repay you for saving all of my precious cabbages?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Of course... why didn't I see it before..? Thank you Discord, how can I repay you for saving all of my precious cabbages?

 

Draw my face on one of the cabbages, and send it to Celestia as a gift.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Draw my face on one of the cabbages, and send it to Celestia as a gift.

 

It shall be done! Would you like to sample some of my parsnips?

[NavelColt 22,881]

It shall be done! Would you like to sample some of my parsnips?

 

No thank you, but I will ask in the future if I crave any~