Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

"He is like a mix between a banana an a weddimg dress"

[Denim&Venöm 18,710]

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"Oh Jesus Christ."

 

And

"Stab it until it works."

 

And

 

"You think news is fake? Go ahead. Eat the salad."

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I just want to eat kpop girls."

 

"Ogres have onions."

 

"I just kicked your water."

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"I don't do it every time, because I don't do it every time."

 

(It does kinda make sense if you realise the 'it' are two different things.)

 

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"Not sure what the Romans called their Winchester to Manchester road, but it wasn't the AXXXIV" (A34)

 

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Stop squirming, you worm!

[Denim&Venöm 18,710]

"I'm not gonna do it. I'm not American enough." 

[Luna's Admirer 945]

"Why he had to do this?"

[Quinch 1,120]

"You don't understand, Schroeder. For so long I watched her from a distance, she went from a person to an archetype to an ideal... AND WHAT GOOD IS A GOD WITH A ZIT?!"

Edited November 24, 2018 by Quinch

[Prospekt 11,018]

"You don't put it in if it's still wrapped up, do you?"

[Luna's Admirer 945]

"It's your fault, why are you yelling at me?"

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"Have I lost my avatar? Or I never had one?" – [admin] "Do you mean this?" [image] "It's still there." – "That's it but I don't know how to get into the avatar place." – [admin] "Well, we can see it in the normal place." – [me] " Yep and it's always been there, in its normal avatar place. Honest guv." [I post a screen grab to prove it.]

"It's gone again. It's back again." – [admin] "There is something odd happening at your end."

(As the actress said to the bishop ..   )

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,710]

"Odin save the queen." 

[Luna's Admirer 945]

"I can't sleep this early, I have to stay up."

[Denim&Venöm 18,710]

"He would also die in an ambush and have his skull made into a drinking cup. But that's a story for another time!" 

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

"He's the kind of guy, when he walks in the room, his d*** has already been there for 2 minutes."

[Denim&Venöm 18,710]

"You can tell that the people who made this movie really enjoy their busty cat girls." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Lawless Wasteland of Dietary Anarchy"

[Luna's Admirer 945]

"I hope they come online soon."

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

Need more wardrobe dehumidifiers! 

 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,049]

"If only I could be arsed to hook it up coz if I do and see it, then I will have to do something about it."

 

[Luna's Admirer 945]

"So, he actually made that official!" (Squeal) "I can't wait to ask him about that!"

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Flutershy, what are you doing here?

[Denim&Venöm 18,710]

"So if I was new to comic books and you told me there's a hero who uses sonar to fight crime and a hero who dives off rooftops with an arsenal of expensive gadgets and then proceeded to tell me which one was Batman and which one was Daredevil, I'd have to punch you." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,710]

"Cells multiply by dividing."