Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,359]

The universe is a random occurrence on the road to entropy.

 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"I know I want to talk about d*** but I can't talk about d***"

[Emerald Heart 25,115]

"They are a chickenpuss."

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Here you go! Have an effeminate English robot!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"If I get another Vegeta, I'm going to fucking light the c**t on fire."

[Emerald Heart 25,115]

"Not today, Whitney Houston, not today."

[Lucky Bolt 35,213]

*from yesterday*

“Mm just look at this @ss”

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,611]

*from yesterday; not me, but a friend of mine*

"It's a joke! It doesn't need suspension of disbelief!"

[Cash In 23,019]

"It appears that fate is giving us the good old middle finger."

[Early Sunsets 2,109]

"If it ain't working, just hit it. Usually does the trick."

I work in an instrument repair shop, btw. If you send something in, chances are it's going to get hit with a hammer at least once.

Edited July 3, 2019 by Booker

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,611]

"I READ THAT AS 'TESTICLES!'"

[Tropical Melody 7,359]

"Getting annoyed in a cinema because the film times and showings were wrong, walking out in a righteous strop, then realising I had the wrong day and the wrong cinema" ... 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Next, Superman's disembodied head."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

"...have really sexy voices!"

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"So we're barbecuing with fart gas now?"

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

My logic tree stopped at burrito.

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

“Sounds like she just wants an opportunity to take her clothes off in other people's houses,”

[Lucky Bolt 35,213]

“Hah....wrong hole.” 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,209]

"Look Phoebe! Brother dearest has left me yet another bowl of slime to clean up!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said 'Want a sprite cranberry?' "

[Tropical Melody 7,359]

The October moon, plump and yellow in the empty sky, looked down upon a pocked surface like her own and thirstily drank the particles of oxygen and hydrogen that wafted her way. It had been a long, long time since she had had a drink.

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,209]

Those brown streaks on the towels are unsettling.

[Cash In 23,019]

"It's not really swag, is it?"

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"It's just us three stooges now."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

"Jesus fuck, I might get an actual nosebleed,
DAMN YOU LUCKY"