Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 52,130]

And now I remember why I never get Mike and Ike's...

[Tropical Melody 6,381]

Well feck me sideways (with a lump of 2 by 4) am I a lucky jammy s0d or what?

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

"Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep coming to the circus." 

[Tropical Melody 6,381]

"When the coster's finished jumping on his mother, he loves to lie a-basking in the sun"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,076]

These two are together:

“Rule #3 says keep your hands and feet to yourself”

“We’re basically the same person”

And these three are together:

“Get it? First come first SERVE?”

“I hope the people on the tennis court don’t cause a RACKET”

“You don’t have the BALLS to do it”

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"For a moment there, I read that as 'Puppy Flavor'."

[Tao 7,918]

I have way to many books!

[Samurai Equine 52,130]

Oh no... It's just like that episode of My Little Pony, where Applejack didn't learn a thing! 

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

"Everything in moderation.

Except women with swords." 

[KH7672 1,604]

"So it ended up that every single transaction that day after then, time-travelled back to 2009."

Spoiler

Yes, this is a real conversation. No, it is not discussing a work of fiction.

You know what they say, "Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

*Holding pregnancy test*

"Honey I have good news!!" 

"Oh lit, IMAO." 

*Takes long drag.* 

"Babe, this juul tastes like piss." 

[Samurai Equine 52,130]

Sleepy Time Junction really wants to take me...  ...But not today! 

[Dank Pony Child 513]

*sniff, cry*

Our parents grow up so fast!

*bawls*

[Tao 7,918]

LET COFFEE RAIN OVER THIS WORLD IN MY NAME!

[ExplosionMare 18,076]

I have bird fingers

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Did that plant lady just call me a prick?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,197]

"You can't make something idiot proof. Because God is a better designer than you are and he designs the idiots."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,769]

"The things I would give just to be able to stay in bed for an entire week."

[ExplosionMare 18,076]

No, you’re not allowed to die

[DubWolf 17,305]

I can say anything I want and then post it here.

 

[Samurai Equine 52,130]

It's a little easier when I pace myself more. I think I've redeemed myself in Applejack's eyes! 

[Samurai Equine 52,130]

 Are you serious?! Do you know how worried you had me?! I OWN SWORDS! I could have hunted someone down and slaughtered them to defend your honor!
...Okay, maybe not since that would be illegal, but I totally could have!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

You're not even going to shake his hand... You're going to shake his face...

[Tropical Melody 6,381]

"Thermally conductive rubber! That's not a phrase you hear often!"

 

[Dank Pony Child 513]

**i shall assume my unholy reign upon this ghost town**