Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[-Octavia- 1,176]

I'm more concerned that the police won't show up to deal with the body.

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"... and we don't want ladies blowing their flaps off..."

 

[Oleks 1,994]

"Social distancing? I've been doing this my whole life!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,314]

"One likes dungeons & Dragons!

The other is a Spanish god!" 

[Tao 8,822]

Have u seen mine shoe?

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

Rainy one day, cloudless and sunny the next. Texas weather for ya!

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

I usually don't need to go out that much, I'm perfectly happy with what I have at home. But now that's it's forbidden, I want to go out and do stuff even MORE now!

[Denim&Venöm 20,314]

''Alternatively titled: Lesbian couple strangling photographer"

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"You've got to be careful tightening your nipples. If you tweak 'em too much, your hub will go pear-shaped"

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@ExplosionMare seriously go on YouTube and type "motorcycle on a treadmill"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,314]

"Imagine partying so hard that you discover multiple reptilian species."

 

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

Well, let's see what difference 5 minutes makes. 

*One Director's Cut movie later*

...I didn't notice any difference. 

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

Okay, so the sequel is better than the original! Didn't see that coming. 

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"He's got a face like buffalo's bollocks dipped in boiling water"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,314]

"It wasn't so much a purchase as covering the funeral costs."

[ExplosionMare 21,028]

I’m upsetti spaghetti

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

All things in perfect balance... As it should be. 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

This stuff better work. Or else I'm going to eat it out of despair.

[Eniac 402]

'to be but you, good, good?'

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"That's my kind of gardening, chainsaw and flamethrower"

 

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

Oh no, mine's not better. I'm just chasing the shadows of those who have done it before me. 

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

Thanks to you, I cut my work load in half! 

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"It's like trying to plait piss"

 

[ExplosionMare 21,028]

How are you in the wall?

[Samurai Equine 54,677]

For once, I am NOT down with the sickness. 

[Denim&Venöm 20,314]

 "Welcome to the pony con-dom. Wait that didn't come out right..."