Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 46,096]

His accent is so thick, he could be cussing me out in Korean and I'd never know. 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

"Feeling cute, might start a pandemic later"

[Denim&Venöm 16,568]

"Sometimes I remove the single checks from my perforated check book and staple them to my face." 

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

You flank the baby, While I tank the goblin overlord

[Sparklefan1234 161,963]

“I feel like I’m watching WrestleMania 2.” 

[Tropical Melody 5,121]

"It's like watching four turtles trying to shag a ginger journalist"

 

[Sparklefan1234 161,963]

2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

"It's like watching four turtles trying to shag a ginger journalist"

 

"Cowa- What the...?" 

[Denim&Venöm 16,568]

"No! This was supposed to be a fight club, not a fking orgy!"

[Tropical Melody 5,121]

18 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Cowa- What the...?" 

I know! I'll swear on a stack of bibles, that's what it sounded like

 

[Tao 6,743]

Sooooo not ready for the dumb brains today!

[Samurai Equine 46,096]

The reason I haven't done anything back here is because I'm basically out of my element.

[Dank Pony Child 513]

A, B, or C? Or how about D? Wait, there is no D…or C. OK FINE IMMA DO IT. Lemma just get my legs ready for the jump from the dresser to the bed. Ok. Um. Oak nuggins. Imma squanto mah yegs. Imma quote a youtube cult vid. As ryan reynolds senpai once said— WAIT NO THIS IS TOO SAFE. MPPPPPRHGH. THAT WAS A RIP OFF. WHO PUT THE TARGET THIS CLOSETOTHEDRESSR I MEAN COME ON. THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE. IMMA SMACC YO LEFT BUTTCHEEK FOR THAT. I DON CARE IF YOU AINT A PIECE OF FURNITU— BIG IROOOOOOOON BIG IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AND DERAGO DA RANGER WITH DA BIG IRON ON HIS HIP. DA BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAP. WEST VIRGINIA. MOUNTAIN YO MOMA. Wait, no. NO. MY WHOLE PAGE IS CORONA. ITS CHINESE AND UNICODE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. Yes, I’m half n half familiar with hookahs. Yes, I was talking about the milk kind. Well in context, no, but you know me. The real context is what I mean, and I mean MILK. Hey, I should go post my whole thought train from the last hour on mlp forums. Hehe look 69 PMs. That’s a gold hat, cool cat.

Edited March 3, 2020 by Dank Pony Child

[Tropical Melody 5,121]

"Well you could have knocked me down with a slice of lemon wrapped around a very large gold brick"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,598]

"My car drove into a huge butthole!"

Edited March 3, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Mirage 24,148]

"Wait, I get the small one and you get the big one?"

[Pandora 38,004]

"let's keep positive"

[Denim&Venöm 16,568]

"The payoff, somehow, disappointed my already very low expectations!" 

[Cagey 4,209]

“I don’t think Barbie has as much blood and gore as this.” 

[Denim&Venöm 16,568]

"Random woman reaches into her purse and pulls out one of those bridal planning books that's covered in hand writing that looks way too cute to belong to someone who looks like she was old enough to get railed behind a gas station during the Cuban missile crisis." 

[Samurai Equine 46,096]

Maybe I'll just make a submarine sandwich out of it, then! 

*After the food has been cooked...*

Oh, it's soupy. Well, so much for making a sandwich out of this... 

[Samurai Equine 46,096]

I'm not really in the mood for pancakes... Oh! I know! I'll make waffles! I've got the griddle for it and everything. 

*Eating the waffles* ...Huh. Tastes like pancakes. 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,043]

Oh the sun's up. When the heck did that happen?

[Tropical Melody 5,121]

It's all fun and games being a gobshite until your daughter grows up and gets messed about by someone like you...

 

[Emerald Heart 24,598]

"So you're saying that in order for me to pass Math, I have to sacrifice a goat?"

"I'm not saying you have to, just make sure to keep that option on the menu."

[Samurai Equine 46,096]

Stop going off, you stupid notifications! I'm trying to get caught up on everything! Just give me a breather for like FIVE seconds! SHEESH!