Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,022]

"Doing the two metre distance thing makes me feel like I'm a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks."

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"Fricked With A Knife by Cannibal Corpse. Gee thanks Bob Ross!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Have you looked to make sure that it's not wobbling about"

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"It's so.....big!"

[Emerald Heart 24,577]

(singing to the tune of "Part of Your World")

"My eye has a twitch... let's kill that b***h."

"You're tweentyyyyyyyyyyy"

".....onneeeeeee"

 

[Cagey 4,207]

“I’m Troy the Basketball Boy!”

[Widdershins 9,955]

Cue Deep, Rumbly Voice:

"Touch me Bum-Bum...  Toucha me Bum-Bum.

  ...   Poke it gently and you'll see~...

   It make ah me do dah Squee~"

 

 ...I really need to stop watching Oney Plays. It's being a bad influence on me.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,022]

"Well dad accidentally took a swig of disinfectant one time, and based on that alone, I'm pretty sure bleach isn't going to cure a patient of the virus."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Because I don't want to look like a complete knob."

 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"Are you crazy!? This is Hitler's car!"

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

I offer you peace and serenity all I ask for in return is your absolute loyalty.

[Longhaul 6,470]

"Stop licking the shelving, you little fuzzy plastic-licker!"

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

It's so naked and squishy lookin'....I want ten."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"He should be hung up by the scrotes and whipped."

"Nah he'd just enjoy that."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"Yeah, no more sucking on your brothers nipples huh?"

[Venomous 18,813]

“I bet he wears that in the shower. I bet”.

[Samurai Equine 45,882]

I wonder how many shades of grey and black they could possibly invent... Darkened black, tattered grey, smokey grey, light black, dark charcoal, faded black, murky white...

[Lulaypp 2,554]

It just follows me everywhere.

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"If you don't know who they are, assume they can fire you until proven otherwise." 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"We don't have a cat, and our neighbour's cats are a bunch of neutered socialist liberal pansies"

 

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

"Would Bruce Lee defeat Chuck Norris or are they the same person?"

[Samurai Equine 45,882]

Ma'am, does this belong to you?  *Holds up a cooler bag*

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Any fool can get to within a couple of kilometres of their destination, it's the last bit that is the hardest. After driving around for a while looking for the accommodations, nerves were a little tight. It was only supposed to be 600 feet from the plaza. We stopped in the plaza and were having, as a friend once described it, 'a vigorous domestic debate', when someone walked up..."

 

[Samurai Equine 45,882]

Today is your birthday, so consider this your birthday meal. Don't even lift a finger, I'm making everything. 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"We're not going to read the manual, we're just going to push buttons"