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[Tropical Melody 6,378]

On 5/22/2020 at 9:01 PM, Samurai Equine 🔥🔥 said:

I request to see this commercial.

So would I, can't find it on YT

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,767]

Driving to test your eyesight is like sticking your hand in fire to see if it's hot.

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"I have been using the noodle walker for two years now, halfway regularly."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

ExplosionMare and Ragland Tiger reacted to this with *pondering*

Yes exactly!

You'll never guess what he's actually talking about is a rolling pin.

 

Edited May 25, 2020 by Tropical Melody

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

Oh no, you painted it shut... 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Power armor is basically a fur-suit for people who want to be robots." 

[TotallyNotNyx 15,566]

Darkness shall engulf our world

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"IMAGINE DOING THIS TO A BEAR.

IMAGINE DOING THIS TO A BEAR!"

[ExplosionMare 18,076]

Which side of my mouth am I going to enjoy more?

[Moondrop 💧 743]

"He's got serial killer potential "

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"It's fecking upside down, you twazzock..."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,076]

-What kind of pretzel is purple?

-It’s the rebirth of a channel, it just got accidentally killed first.

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Everyone thought that this was hysterical. Everyone except the one guy who started screaming: "That's not funny! That's not funny!" 

I guess we know who ate the ice cream." 

[O-78 28,607]

"This is just an anagram of shit." 

[ExplosionMare 18,076]

The gods of ice cream are against us!

[DubWolf 17,305]

“Thanks for holding the elevator for me! I wouldn’t have done the same. I would’ve let it close and go ‘hahahaha it closed on ya!’”

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

Oh, hey! They brought back the flavor infusers. 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"It feels like blasphemy to put Church's chicken in a KFC container."

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Yeah. Alot of people finish old stuff during COVID-19. Old cross stitch work, four year old Freecell games.

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

Light fixture with set screws.

[TotallyNotNyx 15,566]

*hugs* it must be hard for you, don't worry about it, women come and go. 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Captain, I do not see any reason to stand here and be insulted."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"God wanted me dead. Now you get to find out why."

[Samurai Equine 52,113]

He's more jumpy than a jackrabbit with its tail on fire!

[Denim&Venöm 19,193]

"Mandatory wandering,. A must for all mascotss!"