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[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"We'll just discharge that – that should drop like a sack of poo ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"Children in Africa could have eaten that house."

[ExplosionMare 26,400]

The kid and the elephant have the same type of ears

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"I don't like dark matter, and I wish it would go away"

 

[ExplosionMare 26,400]

I know how to video games

[Yoshi89 5,294]

“I’m not too hungry. I think I’ll get a kids meal for lunch.”

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"Your Dad's much nicer than me."

"Don’t I know it."

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"I'm sure there's another way."
"That's it boy! You could fire her! It's OK if she hates you!"
"That's not what I said!"
"Great! Then it's all settled. You fire Purdy, I'll hide in the office"

 

[Northern Star 1,025]

"Preferably our target audience with the free electric foot scooters is not the drunks from the bar next door as...that doesn't work"

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"So which one of you raises an eyebrow and which one of you crosses arms?" 

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

(Lays hand on my shoulder in reassurance)

Mother: "They can f*ck right off."

[ExplosionMare 26,400]

“No wonder we got a divorce!”

”We haven’t!”

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"Is it true that if your name is written in a ring binder, you lose your soul?"

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"Homeboy got colonized. What the fk." 

[ExplosionMare 26,400]

It sounds like a penguin gargling salt water 

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"None of this should work. But it's fking awesome." 

[Castle Bleck 19,514]

"Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't [mad], this'd probably never work."

Edited July 23, 2021 by Anti-Villain

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"Whale Shark, Hl-Rt-340 is now formally named CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"The mob is actually on their way to hunt down Frankenstein's Monster, but instead they find Jesus."

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"It sounds like your trying to sell me a new waifu and I find that amazing."

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"And maybe you should carry pepper spray in case super models try to kiss you"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"What's the dental floss for?"
"It's your thong bikini ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"Damn, that is the kindest "Frick you. You're an idiot" I've ever read." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,172]

"We are all in this to get her." 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"There was some screaming. Not much. But some."