Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"You look like a man."

"I can't read."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,058]

Arrgfargafarg is eternal.

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"You got finger prints on their brake disc rotor! Now they're going to wreck and die!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"This gentleman makes coffee nervous." 

[Cash In 22,352]

"It won an award."

"What award? The please never make this again award?"

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"You know that play? Oh what was it's dashed name, you know the one I saw last night. It's on at the whatyoucallit. Anyway the hero's a chap who's buzzing along quite merry and bright – apart from his gammy leg from the war – and all of a sudden this kid turns up, and says that she's his daughter. Left over from Act One. It's absolutely the first he's ever heard of it. Then there's a bit of a fuss, and er, they say to him 'What-ho', and he says 'What-ho', and er, anyway he takes the kid and they go off together out into the world."

*pause*

"Very inspiring, sir."

"Yes, well. I thought so ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

Broken crayons can still color.

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

This strange autocorrect right here:

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"And that's how we wound up with the ukulele of phantasms."

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"When he tears off the fishnets he is going to fuck you up"

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"It's a defense mechanism, first and foremost. But it's also job security." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"There are very few things in my morning media diet with the potential to tickle my fancy, and the New Zealand Taxpayers’ Union (NZTU) fighting a losing Twitter battle with the furry community – a battle that it initiated – simply hits different."

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"See that? I moved through The Matrix again, and defeated gravity. Twice."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Find somebody who looks at you the way Ricky Steamboat looks at Jumbo Tsurata."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Shopkeeper! Would you accept this ring?"

"Sorry, come back when you're a little... MMMM... richer."

Edited January 26, 2022 by Steve Manleyeyey

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"I'm the boss. When you're not around. I do what I want (when she says it's okay)"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Nothing is better for your wrist than resting it on the supple ass cheeks of a conquered foe!" 

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Well it looks like it's time to be a troll with a welder"

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

[image] Cannot stop finalising.

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 ""Lasy cukrowe i śmierć. Biada! Zatęchła biada tej ziemi nieczystej. Jam jest Dominus Solaris; mą wolę usłyszeliście."

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"Oh she's cold, mate. Cruella De Vil but with fewer emotions."

 

Edited January 30, 2022 by Tropical Melody

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"God bless ya, you big Austrian baby man." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Here's a request from the 114th mobile artillery: we don't care what you play, just play it real loud*

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"The crucifixion was weird as fk, number one." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"It's polite to ignite."