Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[LetterTwister 165]

"I really wanted to help her! I was just scared to give her CPR since she was a mountain lion..."

"Fair. A pregnant one, at that."

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

 "What if they're not stars, just holes poked in the container so we can breathe?"

" . . . Why does that make sense?"

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,112]

Damn this war.

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"You see that, fellahs? We have spark. Awesome! Who says Lada's are rubbish?"

 

[TechnoZ 1,186]

"Würde mir Stinken wenn ich du wär."

(In English: Would be Smelly, if i were you.)

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

"Hopefully its just people getting their balls ripped off."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"What's that on the Dothraki Wedding Scale?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

 "You mean that's not a skinned gazelle?"

[Samurai Equine 51,642]

Am I genius? I think I might secretly be a genius. 

[Tao 7,777]

PLLLEAASSSE WOULD SOMEONE,  ANYONE! SET MY WORKPLACE ON FIRE! 

[Ragland Tiger 3,398]

May you win the battle no one knows you're fighting.

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

  "Wait. If this is here, what's in my microwave?" 

[Ganondorf8 11,315]

My mouth sure was numb for a couple of hours, and it will be again in two days but on the other side.

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

"Why do you feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too." 

[Totally Nyx 36,053]

"Birdy nooo!"

[Samurai Equine 51,642]

I played scene jumble and finally won. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

 "I don't even have a penis and I'm with ya"

[MidnightFire1222 2,170]

It's not a silly one, but one that has a great deal of depth to me.

 

"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

“and do you know what I’m gonna do to you?”

“Kick him in the dick!”

“IM NOT GONNA KICK HIM IN THE DICK!” 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,112]

What?! Why are other animated shows being shown now? There was "Milo" in the TV program. Why are they showing "Three Cats"?! "Карусель" TV channel why are you doing this!?

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

I put it in the sleeping bag so it won't get lost. So then I've lost it. Because I don't remember I put it in the sleeping bag!

 

 

 

Edited June 29, 2024 by Tropical Melody
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[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

 "Holy st, was that James Franco?" 

[Sparklefan1234 171,032]

52 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "Holy st, was that James Franco?" 

 

"He left us in suspense." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

"Dracula spittin' some fkin' bars!" 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 13,935]

Silky: look at that floof bird! She’s such a fuzzy yellow lemon! 
 

Sir: what should we call her? 
 

Silky: Fuzzy Lemon!

Sir: no, a real name. We won’t call her lemon. 
 

Silky: a real name? Umm.. Lemona!

 

Sir: fine if you’re gonna do back door naming like that then just stick to fuzzy lemon!