Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,020]

"How the heck did a used tea bag get in there?"

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"You like sugar on them buns or cream?" 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Obviously we all like to blame somebody else for our problems, and for this occasion, it's Eric."

 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"An umbilical cord is like a Chinese finger trap. The harder you pull, the tighter it gets."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"I read the obituaries in the paper today. I wasn't there. So that's good news!"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

Re a large bass reflex port in a loudspeaker - "There's a Polish family of nine living in there, they're all plumbers including the cat"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"Look at Shawn! Look at his funny street clothes! He looks like... wait a second..." 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

"I don't know what kind of madman would wanna drink tea infused with onion."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Sorry Mavis but we like to beat up our own suspects. It's one of the few pleasures we have left."

 

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"That's outer space, this is inner space. Like Star Trek is outer space and the space in this little shuttle craft is inner space"

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Been out on mine this morning ...
"Loads of middle aged bald men wearing saggy arsed Dianese onezies posing next to big lardy sports bikes gathered in layby's and petrol stations going for their first ride out in a group. I can hear the sound of demented giant wasps right now screaming through the gears obviously way over any speed limit making themselves an annoyance to everyone."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?"

"...Fking everything man." 

[Sparklefan1234 161,864]

@Denim&Venom "It's Sammartino." 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

"The plural of spouse is spice."

[Will Guide 21,325]

"Was my blow good enough for you?"

Edited February 28, 2019 by Will Guide

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"Every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit. 

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly."

[Altastrofae 933]

Me: I JUST WANNA EAT MY APPLESAUCE!

gf: But broccoli's good for you

Me: No!

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,542]

I may look like a skinny white boy but I'll beat your old ass.

[sandyshores123 28]

“That was like the Twilight Zone of ballroom dance.”

[Altastrofae 933]

"We're gonna need to buy a pack, what kind do you want?" 

[CHA0SXIII 408]

"Why am I a sandwich?"

[Will Guide 21,325]

8 minutes ago, CHA0SXIII said:

"Why am I a sandwich?"

Yikes, and I was just about to eat one.

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It's a three day relationship between a 13 year old and a 17 year old that resulted in six deaths." 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

"These chicken legs are too fatty"

[CHA0SXIII 408]

3 hours ago, Will Guide said:

Yikes, and I was just about to eat one.