Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I realize it's not totally accurate, because I've seen a pig eat a man before. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath."

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

 "Let's learn critical race theory!" 

"I am a gay communist now." 

[Northern Star 1,024]

(Person 1): "Did you know a snail can go over the sharp edge of a razor and not get hurt?"

(P2) " I can't even lightly hiccup without throwing my back out"

(P3) "Why is this important?"

[Northern Star 1,024]

(P1) "Hey will you listen to what I have to say?"

(P2 & P3 simultaneously) " no" " I suppose we have to "

(P1) "I swear-"

(P4 cutting off P1) "well we know that"

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Why are you walking down the street backwards? There's no reason for that.

[Emerald Heart 24,902]

"Ugh, I hate talking to humans."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I spilled my squishy."

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"A four inch tongue can bring a six foot man to his knees." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Some die or fight ... a chance ... I ... The Last Samurai ..."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"OK let's try this again – without dropping my tool"

 

[Northern Star 1,024]

"I'm 90% sure this multi milion dollar company just makes viruses disguised as half ways decent software. "

"Yet you bought their stock and software anyways"

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Peach, land on my strawberry!

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"I'm not doing it unless I get to beat up the Justice League."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Strike 2: Running over an elderly person without a license."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"It's for ventilating your perineum."

"That will be useful then?"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"You don't have to give your credit card and social security number to the homeless man down the street, so you can get to Pack-A-Punch."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Oh OK. It's got the 3.7 litre V6, so that grinding rattling noise is normal ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

*Suddenly Pineapples!* 

"This does not help." 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"'Cold savoury toast'? What the hell is that?"

"It's savoury toast that's cold."

"Well you couldn't get more specific than that ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"One promo. I'm begging to god! One time, there's no interruption... I'm going to catering!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Place sticker on charm."

"No, I'm going to place sticker in bin, where it deserves to live."

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Was your Grandfather Gandalf or something?"

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

"I died three times, but I refused."

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

12 hours ago, Ragland Tiger said:

"I died three times, but I refused."

Reminds me of this:

My quote: “I’m not gonna rub a sheep on my face!”

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"I'm The Trashman! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring!"