Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"May I use a 10-minute black metal song as my entrance music?"

"Fuck yes you can."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"So let's get this thing into the stall and then I can roll around on the ground for a little while and get diesel oil all over myself"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Is it really that hard to fight Freddy? Any time he puts his weight on his left foot, he falls down on his face."

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"YOU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY ARE TRIPPING BALLLLLLSSSSS"

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Because there was no way this was going to happen without some kind of lube ... just no way ..."

 

[Cash In 22,459]

"Can someone please tell Elmo to stop spam calling."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

For the start of the new year,
Come soon to the old tired year,
It will ring its last hour.
In mad mood like it was sometimes,
Or does its past run not.

But the new one sits at the steering wheel and waits,
And look!
God Hermes prepares its start.
It will happen soon.
For the new year's run not to suffer under hits,
Hermes puts on its wheels -
"Conti - oversize."

So may the new year go on a proud journey!
And to our clients today (we wish)
A lot of luck in all manners.

Spoiler

Translated from German advertisment for Continental tyres circa 1921 or thereabouts.

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"Dog st on my mom's nachos."

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"That one looks like it landed in his crotch!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"OK, time for oxyacetylene – next level escalation, 'fire' – you know what they say, 'it can't be stuck if it's liquid' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"Today I learned that there are people with dreadlocks who have never smoked weed." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"I'm now going to turn the camera off because you don't want to watch me sitting here rubbing my thing ..."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

Crap…Well, at least I got a pizza.

[Oleks 1,993]

“I was about to breach his defense lines, but then our cat started eating my cavalry.”

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"No I am not pulling out an axle just to put on a zip-tie, I'm telling you that"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"I wanna see that Behemoth and Dave Grohl collab!" 

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"I ain't arrogant, I just know what I'm worth."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"And he's also got a big black unicorn, which actually is a sexual euphemism."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"After 10 days off we're trying to remember how the computers turn on and get the heater to work ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"Master chief, you mind telling me what you're doing at NASDAQ?"

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

You put it between Toad's non-existing legs.

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"the newest thing in here is probably this bird shit ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Everybody has their thing, and mine just so happens to be girls censored with a Guy Game logo."

[Denim&Venöm 19,217]

"We were born here. What's your excuse?"

[Silly Druid 7,130]

"Don't drink mercury, kids."