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[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"I conquer all rear-ends!"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"They're made for each other – like kippers and marmalade"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"God knew I would be too powerful if I had an attention span!" 

[Samurai Equine 51,676]

Exposed golden hooves.

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"I sometimes feel that he was a king in Babylon when I was a Christian slave."

"Really?? Well you know best of course, though I doubt it myself..."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

How dare you jumpscare me in a math video?

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"We're all just clowns on the platform..."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen."

Edited January 14, 2022 by Steve Manleyeyey

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"Go fuck yourself."

"Only if you watch me!"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"You don't have much to say for yersel'."

"I've got a lot on my mind."

"What have you got to think about?? Apart from how to make yer beer money last a month instead of two weeks"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

(Message from “Mom”)

”I am your father”

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." -- Philip K. Dick

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Thank God the Trojan man is there to give 'em a condom."

Edited January 17, 2022 by Steve Manleyeyey

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"You're putting Descartes before the whores."

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Well after a long, multi agency, world wide, exhaustive search lasting 8 hours, the government has declared me not a terrorist."

"They didn't say that"

"Fine, I can haul explosives"

Edited January 17, 2022 by TheGleaner

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff." 

" I'm stuff!" 

""

 

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"And we're going to go in there with some long-range wobbly bits"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

I wouldn't take the risk by putting whipped cream on that

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Two grown men and they’re going through a goth phase."

[Quinch 1,120]

An ongoing development of a second iteration of a megamod made for a fork of an open source engine rebuild of a strategy and tactics game made for DOS in 1994.

[Tropical Melody 6,258]

"Hey they've gone, look at that! Oh they're back, look at that! Hey they've changed, look at that! OK this is weird"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot." 

[Sparklefan1234 171,149]

57 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot." 

 

"That sounds like a meme. Oh, it is." 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

Get away from my lettuce!

[Sparklefan1234 171,149]

"Oh, that's what that button is for."