Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Iam 525]

"If you are continuing to be aggresive, I'll be forced to send you to the pedagogue."

[Denim&Venöm 18,733]

"So if someone does sign language with one arm is it considered a speech impediment or an accent?" 

[Will Guide 21,360]

I said, "3,2,1, Blast off! Time to Play."

[Denim&Venöm 18,733]

"This is your hand. This is my hand. This is...wrong tool...no, never use this." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"My ipod is a dinosaur."

[Tropical Melody 6,061]

#1. Oh damn, piccalilli pickle!

 

#2. Anode to start of winding, and, why?

 

 

[O-78 28,605]

"If rain is God peeing, then he must have drunk a hell of a lot of juice yesterday."

[Shy 156]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

"It would be better if you were wearing a dress, [my name]"

[Tropical Melody 6,061]

It's OK, it doesn't matter! It's the wrong one!

 

[Shy 156]

“Don’t cry because it’s over, be happy because it happened.”

[Denim&Venöm 18,733]

"Friendship!? These robots run on doggy style!"  

[Tropical Melody 6,061]

No B9A sockets!! ( Gromit ! ) 

 

 

[Duality 10,740]

"Or just continue dying on the inside. That works too."

[Tropical Melody 6,061]

"The time has come to open thy wallet" - (Bandcamp)

  . . . ?!

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"f immortal magic Adolf Hitler changed his mind about the whole evil thing about halfway through the Holocaust, helped the Allies stop Ultra-Mega-Hitler from destroying the world, then decided to spend the next two thousand years on a mountain teaching people how not to be Nazis, and then helped the descendants of the Jews to defeat the returned Neo-Ultra-Mega-Hitler... would you still kill him for the whole Holocaust thing?"

[Denim&Venöm 18,733]

"Inside of every one of us, is a sword. And inside that sword is a loud ghost bear. And inside that loud ghost bear are raw eggs and rice. "

[epiccuttlefish 112]

Signs of life in the mine originally believed to be Mine Cart Ride attendants, but may actually be an infestation of deadly worms. Advise contracting exterminators.

Edited September 23, 2018 by epiccuttlefish

[Dreambiscuit 9,626]

"That's why we don't put duckies in the dishwasher!" 

[Cash In 22,228]

'On what bloody planet, would that ever happen?'.

[Tropical Melody 6,061]

"Mystery object of the week"

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I disagree with me."

[Denim&Venöm 18,733]

"Your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Who told you you're snaked [a portmanteau of snake and naked]? I didn't tell you you're snaked."

"I love you and I forgive you, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Or, should I say, I love you and I forgive you, and there's not a Scott Dudley thing you can do about it."

[Tropical Melody 6,061]

"We went, and they came, and they came again?"

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( Overheard conversation this evening, not the faintest idea what about  )