Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Silly Druid 7,544]

"Have you all seen the sun today? It's absolutely yellow!"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,099]

"You must have done something to offend the Pegasi."

[Castle Bleck 19,408]

"A long, long time ago (sometime last Monday)"

[Starlight Serenade 3,847]

  "Is your cutie mark a compass? Because my heart always points towards you".

 

[TechnoZ 1,244]

"If i would count Shooting Stars, i would only count one. And this one is you"

[Tropical Melody 7,076]

"Oh and one last thing - for Pete's sake don't melt and drink yellow snow. Do I really need to explain why?"

 

[Totally Nyx 36,362]

"I just ate cheese that brought zero joy. Words cannot express my disappointment."

[Samurai Equine 53,998]

You did say No Pickles, right? 

[Tao 8,621]

Double meat.......................

[Starlight Serenade 3,847]

"MOVIN' RIGHT ALONG IN SEARCH OF GOOD TIMES AND GOOD NEWS"~

[Tropical Melody 7,076]

"Rally field non-electric grass, main field electric grass, conifer corner pitch electric grass..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,987]

 "You gotta be kidding me!"

 "What is it?"

 "It's that Tow Truck from the Bathroom!"

 "The one from the bathroom?"

 "Yeah! The one the American agent placed the device on!"

 "What about 'im"

 "WHAT ABOUT 'IM?!?! HE'S IN THE PITS!!!!"

"Not for long!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,064]

"Seriously, what the connection between Beetlejuice and the X-Men? I must know! 

[Denim&Venöm 20,064]

"Thank christ, Nassau Coliseum sucks ass."

[StaryStory 4,055]

"Yeah Fluttershy and Scootaloo look pretty weird wearing these Star Wars pilot uniforms" 

[Tropical Melody 7,076]

"Hey yo'. Yo' looks rich. Anything I can do for yo' for 999,999 dollars?"

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,987]

 "Why are you locked in the bathroom?"

 "You talking to me?"

 "Maybe you should try getting a job."

 "Ok where?"

 "Majestic12."

 " . . . "

 "Maybe you should join Majestic12 ... in a bodybag!"

 "I have some good new for both of you."

 "Ok."

 "And?"

 "I have contamination and mutants in my brain."

 " . . . "

 "Just another parasite."

[Denim&Venöm 20,064]

 

 "THIS IS MY CHANCE TO GET FIRED"

 "FUCK I MISSED IT AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME"

 "I could punch Sammy, but that's like a $50 fine now."

[Wizard 1,730]

 "No more cramps, I can finally use the toilet again!"
 "I'm still cramping, it feels like there's a dragon in my ass"

[Denim&Venöm 20,064]

 "What's that?"

"My 357mm hand gun." 

[Silly Druid 7,544]

"Even 30 years ago there were title drops."

[Ragland Tiger 3,475]

If you take up arms, everyone will take sides. If you lay down your arms, everyone will know who the villain is.

[Samurai Equine 53,998]

I genuinely can't tell the difference between these two.  (Does it the hard way after all)

On 2024-04-11 at 5:13 PM, Denim&Venöm said:

 "I could punch Sammy, but that's like a $50 fine now."

 Nani?! Why would you want to punch me? I'm an honorable, and friendly samurai.

[Iforgotmybrain 6,328]

“The hunger has started again, time to go back to jail”

[TechnoZ 1,244]

"She is crying, because she got it by a hamber!" Yea, would cry too... poor Hamber

Edited April 13, 2024 by TechnoZ