Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Just shoot him"

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"Did you adopt your dog?"

"No, he's my biological dog." 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"Two bruises, here and here, I don't know what from."

"Did you get in a fist fight with a mosquito?"

"Maybe."

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Equality doesn't matter for potatoes."

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"Open the door, I need to sht!!!" 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I feel like I'm 2 months pregnant with a food baby..."

[Prospekt 11,018]

"What did I do to deserve all these squirrels? This town is nuts."

[Emerald Claus 24,848]

"I cannot stop the rhyme. I fear that this may be the end of me this time."

[Emerald Claus 24,848]

"I know what you want, Mrs. Pitts." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"Well I'm mad for two reasons. A. You made me listen to a Rammstein album. And then it wasn't particularly bad. So now I'm gonna have to say a series of nice things about a Rammstein album. God damn it." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Oh great, it's Boy Band and the Racist Cops."

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"My boots I have are 3 years old, they may be leaking, can't be 100% sure as I was washing the bike at the time"

 

[Xe__or 4,377]

"You smell of so much bullshit that I want to use you as fertilizer"

"is it good enough as fertilizer though?"

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"I just poured it over myself. What a fking start." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"We have execution Jesus Tails, again."

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"It's a real pan-colour all-glitter horrorshow though."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"So red is the perfect one, black is the brooding bad boy, green is the clown and yellow, well she's the girl. So what are you supposed to be?"

"I'm Scottish!" 

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"Mmmm...right there...ohhhHhh yeaaAh."

 

[Misty Gust 708]

"I'm gonna deliver this tree to France if they like it or not."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

"... is fucked!"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

"They did all that experimentation with rats and proved that unwanted exercise was more harmful than sitting still"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

There they can buy shortbread, which is not bread and is dimensionally ambiguous.

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"Wait....so if guys own lifted trucks to compensate for a tiny d*ck, then what are girls with lifted trucks compensating for? Tiny boobs?"  

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Oh, I don't want to do this to you, Sky. But I'm gonna have to do this to ya."