What is the stupidest thing you have heard someone say?

[Reecejackox 423]

I heard someone say that they didn't know who the Beatles were.

[Rawzy 1,302]

Someone told me once that sandwiches in fact do not come from the desert.

[Steve Piranha 29,497]

Racial discrimination from minorities is not racism

[Oleks 1,994]

"Everything happens for a reason". I heard it from many people.

[Rikifive 24,671]

10 minutes ago, Oleks said:

"Everything happens for a reason". I heard it from many people.

Heh yeah, that can be a nail in the coffin in some cases.

[CandyCorn 429]

"You don't look very autistic" - So, tell me... what is an autistic person supposed to look like? 

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

"I set my ATM card's number to '0001' because I'm number one!"

- Manfred Von Karma (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

Edited September 23, 2019 by Anti-Villain

[Will Guide 21,371]

Any fan that complains that an episode sucks strictly because their favorite character isn't in it.

That's being biased and unfair to the rest of the episode. *shakes head in disappointment*

Edited August 5, 2018 by Will Guide

[cmarston1 5,963]

That vaccines cause autism.

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,544]

That all millennials are lazy and disrespectful.

[SharpWit 2,852]

I forget how the conversation went, but a coworker once said that zebras don't exist but what they actually meant was that unicorns don't exist. I'm not quite sure how you mix the two up but it made for a funny moment 

[Cash In 23,079]

A person once asked me if Salmonella was an STI. 

[AJ2489 2,855]

Someone once asked me if London was a country (they were English themselves) 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,995]

That my school has the best PE education andis the best!

Man I just feel retarded typing that (any person who knows someone who lives in Scotland probably knows why)

[TBD 17,272]

Idk...maybe because I don't remember stupid.

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

That someone asks, “Where’s the place they want to go?” When they’re clearly at the place. *brainfart*

[Br O N Y 382]

5 hours ago, Rawzy said:

Someone told me once that sandwiches in fact do not come from the desert.

I mean it actually isn't wrong, is it?

[Cyclone 1066 3,622]

"pee-can" @Lucky Bolt 

[碇 シンジン 27,439]

I asked my friend what steam is, he didnt answer, we are not friends anymore

[Never Returning 28,615]

My friend thought the opposite of "inferior" was "ferior".

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,504]

"I do push-ups every day sometimes. Just sometimes I get lazy for weeks and don't do them but then I do them every day."

[Lucky Bolt 35,228]

"Puh-kahn"  @Cyclone 1066

[Jordan D 149]

Not something I've seen someone personally say, but I once came across an article called "John Lennon spotted in Hell" on a paranormal site and that is, to this day, the dumbest thing I think I ever saw.

There's also my friend once asking me if Martian Manhunter was a Martian or not. I mean, come on...

[Here No Longer 5,286]

I've heard multiple times that a specific pro Paladins player's opinions are facts, when they aren't and never will be (in fact, most of them didn't really make sense at the time, to be honest).

[Guest]

There are so many hilariously dumb things I've seen online or heard, but it seems like I've conveniently forgotten the best ones. One of the stupid things I've heard was "You couldn't have hated it, because I liked it". What? You're going to have a hard time if that's how you see things.