mega thread Why you chose your user name.

[Klopp 2,050]

I've seen this kind of thread on other forums before, so I thought why not ask it here?

 

I got my username about 11 years ago back in the good ol' days of Starcraft. When lag was high, and Koreans who eliminate you in 3 minutes were low . I just danced my fingers across the right hand side of the keyboard, and this just happened to be the result. I liked it so it's stuck with me ever since Plus Klopp is kind of an appropriate name for a pony dontcha think?

 

So where did you guys get your usernames from? Obviously some of you picked ponies from the series, but if you did, why did you pick that pony?

[Pony Joe 582]

I chose mine because I wanted a canon pony name, but all the major ones were taken. Eeyup.

[Crispy 5,563]

Because it's what people call me IRL.

 

My name is Chris Peterson. Chris P. Crispy. Just kinda worked out.

 

The username I've that that's different was my Newgrounds account, deathofself. It's an old End This Day song.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

I'll give a brief timeline of the evolution of my overall internet screenname

 

2004: Created Crossface619 (based on Chris Benoit's Crippler Crossface + Rey Mysterio's 619 moves) for Gamefaqs WWE Smackdown Here Comes the Pain message board

2006: Crossface619 is shortened to XFace619 by fellow board members (still my XBL gamertag)

2007: Registered on a site as XFizzle (forget which one I remember, it was for YTMND.com )

2009: Registered at deviantART as XFizzle just to browse Soul Eater and K-ON fanart

2011: Now!

Edited January 1, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[Zoop 8,384]

TL;DR ZOOP SOUNDS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY IT

Edited July 8, 2014 by Zoop

[Katrilli 208]

Katrilli is just the name I use for everything. It was the result of a random name generator when I was naming a D&D character, and I liked it so much I adopted it. It works out really well, too, because it's never already taken

[Klopp 2,050]

Once upon a time (roughly 1999 AD, just prior to the day of lavos)

 

*Likes post*

[FIuttershy 49]

I think I posted this somewhere, but, this thread is more appropriate.

 

MyKotoShi = Makoto Sheffield, (which is me). I took the sounds and combined words of a generic rhythm to them. Stemming from Makoto Sh., which in Japanese looks like マコト し (MaKoTo SHi). I then seperated where it forms the words, which: マ I replaced with "My" since it sounds similar and gave the combination I was looking for more definition; コト or 琴 (Harp), then: し (Death, 4: which is the most common of known meanings) = My琴し or マイ琴し or roughly translated, My Death Harp; My Harp of Death; My 4 Harps (lol).

 

Mathematics!

Edited November 16, 2011 by MyKotoShi

[Discordian 6,013]

This one is obviously just because I like Discord but I didn't wanna just pick a boring ol' "Discord" so I changed it up a bit. Thinking about it, Discordian just flowed across my tongue the easiest so I went with that. I tried to find Discord with an accordion for my avatar but to no avail.

 

On other forums I'm either:

 

Res5 or Resulli

 

The origins of this are a little deeper. When I joined Gamefaqs (Res5) I had a character in a story/imaginary roleplay for many years named Resulli. He had gone through many transformations in the roleplay and I was on the fifth version of him at the time. Since then I've used Resulli in everything else.

[Apple Bloom 2,915]

Some time after I discovered the pony thread on 3DS Forums, I joined the pony social group. Some of the members had characters and matching avatars so I wanted one too. One of the only characters left that I had any interest in being was Apple Bloom so I got an Apple Bloom avatar. It kind of grew on me so I decided when I join MLP Forums I would be Apple Bloom.

 

This is the avatar that inspired my username and my very first post in a pony thread.

[FLARE 951]

Well, there is a long story behind my name, but I will cut it down by 90%

The power went out, and I had a laptop so I could still use everything... except for the internet... I got board to death and opened a program I had not touched for like 5 months, called GIMP 2.0, lacking knowledge in how to use it I messed around until I worked out how to do some stuff! I made an avatar with my old username on it, but deiced it looked crap and deleted it. I made a cool looking background and I needed to stick a name on it, but still couldn't think of anything and but then I typed in the word FLARE, from the effect "lens flare" and I liked it, and a bunch of stuff happened and that how I got my name AND made my avatar(however I have remade it from scratch and the one I use on MLP forums is newer and better looking)

Edited November 16, 2011 by flare03

[Crazy Misty 653]

Well I was called thomas1999 on youtube and when I was joing the (crappy) game ROBLOX I was typing thomas than instead of putting thomas1999 I put thomas1up after watching this flash animator called yoshi1up (if my writings crappy it's cause I'm tired)

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Well after watching through all the episodes for the first time I fell in love with everything Rarity.

I began referring to myself as Lady Rarity on gaming forums despite my username being fxnavarro. I would more or less Role Play and give all my feedback, complaints, etc. in a manner that emulated Rarity's personality.

 

When I found my way here I wanted to adopt the name I had been using.

Sadly despite Marshmellow changing her name, "Lady Rarity" was still unavailable so I decided I would add the most basic word in the fandom to my name...Pony

 

And thus Lady Rarity Pony was made, I do enjoy my username and I like the look of LRP as a quick way of referring to me

[Swoop 2,276]

I love reading all the different backstories to peoples usernames, there's quite a surprising amount of history behind some of them.

As for Swoop, well..it's just been my name for as long as I can remember. God knows where it came from, but my friends, colleagues and family all refer to me by it. I haven't heard someone utter my actual name in at least a decade.

 

The only time I ever see my birth name in writing is on formal documents; I might as well legally change my name.

[Jonke 3,742]

I have been using Jonke for a very long time... It started with a girl in Primary school which started to call me Jonke for a unknown reason. At first it felt very weird and my friends including myself didn't use it. After a while it started to grow on me and my friends started to call me that too. Ever since then it has been my primary name on the internet and in real life. ^^ Edited November 16, 2011 by Jonke

[Linguz 136]

I don't got a story like a lot of these guys.

Linguz [along with Malfure and Languz] has been my online name for as long as I can remember.

It's origins? World of Warcraft random name generator gave me a name, I edited it a bit and out came Linguz.

[BizzarePony 199]

I have three stories. One short, one long, and one somewhere in the middle, but closer to short.

 

And I will edit them into my post as soon as I have time.

[Spider's Claw 213]

I'm not sure, but I think it was roughly around the time that I grew up.

 

...

 

TL;DR ZOOP SOUNDS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY IT

 

I giggled.

 

I love how some people have so much history and meaning behind their names. I'm the sort that uses different names most of the places I go to, or else I'm boring and just use my name or some variation thereof.

 

Spider's Claw comes from a number of things: this, a general fixation on the character that theme belongs to, and my own love of spiders. Kind of boring in comparison! I wish I had a cool story to tell, but alas. I do not.

[Slendermane 474]

I used to go by Metroid Zealot. This was because of Halo 2. When I played multiplayer, I would choose a golden Elite, or a Zealot. There was a symbol that looked a lot like the symbol from Metroid, but backwards.

 

Now I am Slendermane. My cousin got me hooked on a group of youtube channels all about the same monster, Slenderman. I'm not usually a fan of horror (at least not slasher horror, I like more paranormal supernatural stories), but I enjoy these Blair Witch style stories. When I got into MLP, I thought it was hilarious that someone would use this abomination and ponify it. When I joined the fandom, I wanted to show my diverse interests with my avatar on 3DS Forums. At first, I thought about using a ponified video game, like Kingdom Hearts or Zelda, but instead I decided to use a Slendermane pic. When I joined here, I used the same avatar, so I just decided to call myself Slendermane.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

MODERATOR'S NOTE: This post is intentionally overdramatized and was never meant to actually offend anyone. ~Feld0

 

---

HERE BE MY EPIC TALE OF MY LEGACY OF USERNAMES, SUMMED UP JUST SO YOU LASY ASSWHOLES DON'T HAVE TO GET THE FRACTION OF A HEADACHE I HAVE TYPING THIS POST BECAUSE I THINK I HAVE CATCHEED A COLD, FINALLY.

 

OKAY THEN, SO IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME, I WAS CREATING MY HOTMAIL ACCOUNT? WHY HOTMAIL AND NOT FUCKING GMAIL, YOU MAY FUCKING ASK, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE, EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE HAD HOTMAIL IN MY FAMILY, AND THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT GMAIL IS, SO I GOT A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT.

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY.

S

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES,

I NEEDED A NAME FOR MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS. SO I PICKED SOMETHING THAT STUPID, DUMB, ILLITERATE (IS THIS SPELLED RIGHT, BECAUSE FIREFOX WON'T AUTO-CORRECT THAT. PIECE OF SHIT ! ! !) 13-YEAR OLD TEENAGERS LIKE ME DIG. SINCE I WAS INTO DOOM BACK THEN LIKE FUCKING CRAZY (STILL AM, ASSWHOLES), I PICKED, AND ALSO USED AS USERNAME EVERYWHERE, DOOM. INCREDIRAD NAME, INNIT, ASSWHOLES ? ! !

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, I USED DOOM FUCKING EVERYWHERE BACK THEN. WHEN I THEN JOINED THE FORUM KNOWN AS YOSHIART FORUMS, WHICH IS JUST AS USEFUL A FORUM AS THE LITERAL SHIT COMING OUT OF MY BEHIND. ACTUALLY, SCRATCH THAT, MY SHIT ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTES SOMETHING OF USE TO THIS WORLD, WHERAS YAF IS THE EQUIVALENT OF PUTTING LITERAL SHIT IN PANTS; IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS ! ! !

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, SORRY FOR BACKSTABBING YOUR TIME ON THESE FORUMS, AT THOSE FORUMS, I USED A MUCH MORE CREATIVELY THOUGHT OUT NAME, WHICH WAS THE FUCKING BASE FOR MY FUCKING CURRENT FUCKING USERNAME: FUCKING Yoshi,

 

IT'S SO KAWAAAI, AINIT, ASSWHOLES?

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES I USED THAT USERNAME THERE FOR MY LONG PERIOD OF FUCKING SUPER-KAWAII-MEGA-AWESOME-INCREDIRAD PERIOD OF BEING A FUCKING YOSHI FAN, AND YES, I KNOW I SAID PERIOD TWICE, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN SUCH A BUNCH ABOUT THAT, ASSWHOLES. *snort snort*

 

SO ANYWAYS, I HAD THAT KAWAI USERNAME THERE FOR A FUCKING LONG TIME, ASSWHOLES, WHILE ON ANOTHER FORUM I SWITCHED OUT MY USERNAME I HAD THERE, doomhunter_175, TO THE INFINITELY SUPERIOR NAME Doomy

 

why did i do that

BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAZZY ! ! !

NOW GO BOWL ME A DINNER.

IF YOU DON'T GET THAT REFERENCE, ASSWHOLES, YOU ALL SUCK,

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, ON THE, NOW, STINKY FORUM KNOWN AS YAF, ONCE I GOT INTO THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM REFERRING TO, ASSWHOLES, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY FORUM WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE READING THIS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, ONCE I GOT INTO IT, AFTER A SERIES BUNCH SEVERAL DIFFERENT WHATEVER AMOUNT OF EVENTS, MY BOYFRIEND MADE ME A DRAWING OF MY OC THAT I HAVE NOW ON MY FUCKING AVATAR, USERNAME, AND WHATEVER YOU GET THE FUCKING IDEA, ASSWHOLES. THE NAME HE CAME UP WITH THEN FOR IT, AND YES, I REFER TO IT AS A IT, IT'S A FUCKING HORSE, NOT A FUCKING HUMAN, FOR LUNA'S SAKE. ALSO, IT IS GENDERLESS, I.E. LACKS FUCKING GENDER, CAN BE BOTH, OR NOTHING AT ALL. IT FITS ME FUCKING WELL, BECAUSE I'M A FUCK.

THE NAME WAS Disco, BY THE WAY ASSWHOLES, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH MY FUCKING HEADACHE TYPING IN CANTERLOCKS GENERAL BOLD. FUCK. SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE IF YOU LISTEN TO ME OH LOOK RANDOM REFERENCE, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE HOLY LUNA WHAT.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, AFTER MORE TIME HAS PASSED BY, I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO GET RID OF THE FUCKING Disco IN THE NAME MURDER IT WITH THE EXTREME, NUCLEAR BLAST OF THE YAMOTO, IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING ACTUALLY FUCKING CREATIVE FOR A FIRST NAME.

 

SO

I

CREATED

BEING

A

FUCKING

HUGE

VINYL

SCRATCH

FAN

A

FUCKING

NAME

OUT

OF

HER

FUCKING

NAME

 

GEDDIT, ASSWHOLES? IF YOU'RE WAY TOO FUCKING CLUELESS, ASSWHOLES, I CROPPED THE FIRST 2 FUCKING LETTERS RESPECTIVELY FIRST 4 FUCKING LETTERS OF HER FUCKING FIRST NAME AND FUCKING LAST NAME. IF YOUR FUCKING BRAIN STILL CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, ASSWHOLES, Vinyl Scratch! FUCKING Viscra. Viscra FUCKING Maelstrom.

 

AND THAT'S WHAT I GO BY EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO NOW, THUS CONCLUDING THIS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS OVER-DRAMATISATION OF MY LIFESTORY. WELL, PART OF MY FUCKING LIFE, ANYWAY

THIS CONCLUDES THIS FUCKING POST. I HOPE I MADE YOU FUCKING FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR OFF LAUGHTER. VM FUCKING OUTTA HERE.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S: SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEEWINGS. :C

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom
Added a little note ;-)

[ProjectRKA 2,840]

I've been using "ProjectRKA" since '08 because that's where i really started to

get into the scene of Hard Dance Music, so as I began to get more interested in

the scene I thought, why not try to become a DJ my self... And then thought of a

name, and came up with "ProjectRKA". RKA are the initials in my full name, btw.

I've been using this name on several forums, and I'm using it in games as well...

 

HERE BE MY EPIC TALE OF MY LEGACY OF USERNAMES, SUMMED UP JUST SO YOU LASY ASSWHOLES DON'T HAVE TO GET THE FRACTION OF A HEADACHE I HAVE TYPING THIS POST BECAUSE I THINK I HAVE CATCHEED A COLD, FINALLY.

 

OKAY THEN, SO IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME, I WAS CREATING MY HOTMAIL ACCOUNT? WHY HOTMAIL AND NOT FUCKING GMAIL, YOU MAY FUCKING ASK, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE, EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE HAD HOTMAIL IN MY FAMILY, AND THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT GMAIL IS, SO I GOT A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT.

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY.

S

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES,

I NEEDED A NAME FOR MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS. SO I PICKED SOMETHING THAT STUPID, DUMB, ILLITERATE (IS THIS SPELLED RIGHT, BECAUSE FIREFOX WON'T AUTO-CORRECT THAT. PIECE OF SHIT ! ! !) 13-YEAR OLD TEENAGERS LIKE ME DIG. SINCE I WAS INTO DOOM BACK THEN LIKE FUCKING CRAZY (STILL AM, ASSWHOLES), I PICKED, AND ALSO USED AS USERNAME EVERYWHERE, doomhunter_175. INCREDIRAD NAME, INNIT, ASSWHOLES ? ! !

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, I USED doomhunter_175 FUCKING EVERYWHERE BACK THEN. WHEN I THEN JOINED THE FORUM KNOWN AS YOSHIART FORUMS, WHICH IS JUST AS USEFUL A FORUM AS THE LITERAL SHIT COMING OUT OF MY BEHIND. ACTUALLY, SCRATCH THAT, MY SHIT ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTES SOMETHING OF USE TO THIS WORLD, WHERAS YAF IS THE EQUIVALENT OF PUTTING LITERAL SHIT IN DIAPERS; IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS ! ! !

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, SORRY FOR BACKSTABBING YOUR TIME ON THESE FORUMS, AT THOSE FORUMS, I USED A MUCH MORE CREATIVELY THOUGHT OUT NAME, WHICH WAS THE FUCKING BASE FOR MY FUCKING CURRENT FUCKING USERNAME: FUCKING Yoshi Maelstrom.

 

IT'S SO KAWAAAI, AINIT, ASSWHOLES?

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES I USED THAT USERNAME THERE FOR MY LONG PERIOD OF FUCKING SUPER-KAWAII-MEGA-AWESOME-INCREDIRAD PERIOD OF BEING A FUCKING YOSHI FAN, AND YES, I KNOW I SAID PERIOD TWICE, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN SUCH A BUNCH ABOUT THAT, ASSWHOLES. I DON'T HAVE PERIODS, BUT I DO HAVE A BUNCH OF PANTIES IN MY CLOSET. *snort snort*

 

SO ANYWAYS, I HAD THAT KAWAI USERNAME THERE FOR A FUCKING LONG TIME, ASSWHOLES, WHILE ON ANOTHER FORUM I SWITCHED OUT MY USERNAME I HAD THERE, doomhunter_175, TO THE INFINITELY SUPERIOR NAME Doomhuntress.

 

why did i imply i was a girl there?

 

BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAZZY ! ! !

NOW GO BOWL ME A DINNER.

IF YOU DON'T GET THAT REFERENCE, ASSWHOLES, YOU ALL SUCK, AND I DO NOT MEAN THE BLOWJOB KIND OF SUCKING, ASSWHOLES.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, ON THE, NOW, PADDED, STINKY FORUM KNOWN AS YAF, ONCE I GOT INTO THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM REFERRING TO, ASSWHOLES, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY FORUM WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE READING THIS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, ONCE I GOT INTO IT, AFTER A SERIES BUNCH SEVERAL DIFFERENT WHATEVER AMOUNT OF EVENTS, MY BOYFRIEND MADE ME A DRAWING OF MY OC THAT I HAVE NOW ON MY FUCKING AVATAR, USERNAME, AND WHATEVER YOU GET THE FUCKING IDEA, ASSWHOLES. THE NAME HE CAME UP WITH THEN FOR IT, AND YES, I REFER TO IT AS A IT, IT'S A FUCKING HORSE, NOT A FUCKING HUMAN, FOR LUNA'S SAKE. ALSO, IT IS GENDERLESS, I.E. LACKS FUCKING GENDER, CAN BE BOTH, OR NOTHING AT ALL. IT FITS ME FUCKING WELL, BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING CROSSDRESSER AND HAVE BROKEN THE GENDER-BARRIER INFINITELY MORE TIMES THAN FUCKING PINKIE PIE HAS FUCKING BROKEN THE FUCKING 4:TH WALL. SPACE SPACE FILLER FILLER.

 

THE NAME WAS Disco Maelstrom, BY THE WAY ASSWHOLES, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH MY FUCKING HEADACHE TYPING IN CANTERLOCKS GENERAL BOLD. FUCK. SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE IF YOU LISTEN TO ME OH LOOK RANDOM REFERENCE, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE HOLY LUNA WHAT.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, AFTER MORE TIME HAS PASSED BY, I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO GET RID OF THE FUCKING Disco IN THE NAME MURDER IT WITH THE EXTREME, NUCLEAR BLAST OF THE YAMOTO, IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING ACTUALLY FUCKING CREATIVE FOR A FIRST NAME.

 

SO

I

CREATED

BEING

A

FUCKING

HUGE

VINYL

SCRATCH

FAN

A

FUCKING

NAME

OUT

OF

HER

FUCKING

NAME

 

GEDDIT, ASSWHOLES? IF YOU'RE WAY TOO FUCKING CLUELESS, ASSWHOLES, I CROPPED THE FIRST 2 FUCKING LETTERS RESPECTIVELY FIRST 4 FUCKING LETTERS OF HER FUCKING FIRST NAME AND FUCKING LAST NAME. IF YOUR FUCKING BRAIN STILL CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, ASSWHOLES, Vinyl Scratch! FUCKING Viscra. Viscra FUCKING Maelstrom.

 

AND THAT'S WHAT I GO BY EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO NOW, THUS CONCLUDING THIS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS OVER-DRAMATISATION OF MY LIFESTORY. WELL, PART OF MY FUCKING LIFE, ANYWAY

 

FUN FACT: OTHER FUCKING USERNAMES I'VE USED:

B.P.R.D

Lightning

 

THIS CONCLUDES THIS FUCKING POST. I HOPE I MADE YOU FUCKING FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR OFF LAUGHTER. VM FUCKING OUTTA HERE.

 

P.S. FUCKING SUMMING UP THE WHOLE THING? FUCK YOU, ASSWHOLE, READ THE FUCKING POST INSTEAD

P.P.S. Actually serious with this, could someone record a dramatic reading of my post? I'll love you forever if you do. Well, platonically, anyway. =P

P.P.P.S I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE AND AM FUCKING FREEZING AS I POST THIS. I HOPE I'VE WASTED YOUR TIME ACCORDINGLY.

P.P.P.P.S: FUCK YOU.

P.P.P.P.P.S: YAF FUCKING SUCKS NOW. DON'T ATTEMPT TO TEASE YAF, OTHERWISE YOU'LL JUST MAKE ITS DIAPER MORE OF A MESS THAN IT ALREADY FUCKING IS.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S: SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEEWINGS. :C

 

U mad ? xDDD Edited November 16, 2011 by ProjectRKA

[Finesthour 7,284]

I was sitting on xbox live one day with my old nickname, and thought of a name I could use if I went MLG (Which I did for a while). I thought of Finesthour. I put [THE] In the clantag to seem famous. It worked. And it just stuck ever since.

[Lupus 127]

Well, there is a long story behind my name, but I will cut it down by 90%

The power went out, and I had a laptop so I could still use everything... except for the internet... I got board to death and opened a program I had not touched for like 5 months, called GIMP 2.0, lacking knowledge in how to use it I messed around until I worked out how to do some stuff! I made an avatar with my old username on it, but deiced it looked crap and deleted it. I made a cool looking background and I needed to stick a name on it, but still couldn't think of anything and but then I typed in the word FLARE, from the effect "lens flare" and I liked it, and a bunch of stuff happened and that how I got my name AND made my avatar(however I have remade it from scratch and the one I use on MLP forums is newer and better looking)

 

Why does it have 03 in it? Just wondering...

 

 

 

When I found my way here I wanted to adopt the name I had been using.

Sadly despite Marshmellow changing her name, "Lady Rarity" was still unavailable so I decided I would add the most basic word in the fandom to my name...Pony

 

 

 

Ah, that explains something that had been really puzzling me!

 

As for me, my username is similar in translation to my usual name on other forums, so it keeps the essence of the "me" out there, whilst being unique for here, and wouldn't be a bad name for a pony

[Scritches 91]

I figured the reason behind mine was obvioius.

[Ezynell 2,036]

I've seen this kind of thread on other forums before, so I thought why not ask it here?

 

I got my username about 11 years ago back in the good ol' days of Starcraft. When lag was high, and Koreans who eliminate you in 3 minutes were low . I just danced my fingers across the right hand side of the keyboard, and this just happened to be the result. I liked it so it's stuck with me ever since Plus Klopp is kind of an appropriate name for a pony dontcha think?

 

So where did you guys get your usernames from? Obviously some of you picked ponies from the series, but if you did, why did you pick that pony?

 

Sorry for having my mind in the gutter, but I honestly thought Klopp was a pun on Clopping.

Anyways, my pony is just a background pony with about as much screen time as Vinyl Scratch, but much less publicity

 

HERE BE MY EPIC TALE OF MY LEGACY OF USERNAMES, SUMMED UP JUST SO YOU LASY ASSWHOLES DON'T HAVE TO GET THE FRACTION OF A HEADACHE I HAVE TYPING THIS POST BECAUSE I THINK I HAVE CATCHEED A COLD, FINALLY.

 

OKAY THEN, SO IN THE BEGINNING OF TIME, I WAS CREATING MY HOTMAIL ACCOUNT? WHY HOTMAIL AND NOT FUCKING GMAIL, YOU MAY FUCKING ASK, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE, EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE HAD HOTMAIL IN MY FAMILY, AND THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT GMAIL IS, SO I GOT A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT.

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY.

S

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES,

I NEEDED A NAME FOR MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS. SO I PICKED SOMETHING THAT STUPID, DUMB, ILLITERATE (IS THIS SPELLED RIGHT, BECAUSE FIREFOX WON'T AUTO-CORRECT THAT. PIECE OF SHIT ! ! !) 13-YEAR OLD TEENAGERS LIKE ME DIG. SINCE I WAS INTO DOOM BACK THEN LIKE FUCKING CRAZY (STILL AM, ASSWHOLES), I PICKED, AND ALSO USED AS USERNAME EVERYWHERE, doomhunter_175. INCREDIRAD NAME, INNIT, ASSWHOLES ? ! !

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, I USED doomhunter_175 FUCKING EVERYWHERE BACK THEN. WHEN I THEN JOINED THE FORUM KNOWN AS YOSHIART FORUMS, WHICH IS JUST AS USEFUL A FORUM AS THE LITERAL SHIT COMING OUT OF MY BEHIND. ACTUALLY, SCRATCH THAT, MY SHIT ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTES SOMETHING OF USE TO THIS WORLD, WHERAS YAF IS THE EQUIVALENT OF PUTTING LITERAL SHIT IN DIAPERS; IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS ! ! !

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, SORRY FOR BACKSTABBING YOUR TIME ON THESE FORUMS, AT THOSE FORUMS, I USED A MUCH MORE CREATIVELY THOUGHT OUT NAME, WHICH WAS THE FUCKING BASE FOR MY FUCKING CURRENT FUCKING USERNAME: FUCKING Yoshi Maelstrom.

 

IT'S SO KAWAAAI, AINIT, ASSWHOLES?

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES I USED THAT USERNAME THERE FOR MY LONG PERIOD OF FUCKING SUPER-KAWAII-MEGA-AWESOME-INCREDIRAD PERIOD OF BEING A FUCKING YOSHI FAN, AND YES, I KNOW I SAID PERIOD TWICE, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN SUCH A BUNCH ABOUT THAT, ASSWHOLES. I DON'T HAVE PERIODS, BUT I DO HAVE A BUNCH OF PANTIES IN MY CLOSET. *snort snort*

 

SO ANYWAYS, I HAD THAT KAWAI USERNAME THERE FOR A FUCKING LONG TIME, ASSWHOLES, WHILE ON ANOTHER FORUM I SWITCHED OUT MY USERNAME I HAD THERE, doomhunter_175, TO THE INFINITELY SUPERIOR NAME Doomhuntress.

 

why did i imply i was a girl there?

 

BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAZZY ! ! !

NOW GO BOWL ME A DINNER.

IF YOU DON'T GET THAT REFERENCE, ASSWHOLES, YOU ALL SUCK, AND I DO NOT MEAN THE BLOWJOB KIND OF SUCKING, ASSWHOLES.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, ON THE, NOW, PADDED, STINKY FORUM KNOWN AS YAF, ONCE I GOT INTO THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM REFERRING TO, ASSWHOLES, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY FORUM WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE READING THIS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, ONCE I GOT INTO IT, AFTER A SERIES BUNCH SEVERAL DIFFERENT WHATEVER AMOUNT OF EVENTS, MY BOYFRIEND MADE ME A DRAWING OF MY OC THAT I HAVE NOW ON MY FUCKING AVATAR, USERNAME, AND WHATEVER YOU GET THE FUCKING IDEA, ASSWHOLES. THE NAME HE CAME UP WITH THEN FOR IT, AND YES, I REFER TO IT AS A IT, IT'S A FUCKING HORSE, NOT A FUCKING HUMAN, FOR LUNA'S SAKE. ALSO, IT IS GENDERLESS, I.E. LACKS FUCKING GENDER, CAN BE BOTH, OR NOTHING AT ALL. IT FITS ME FUCKING WELL, BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING CROSSDRESSER AND HAVE BROKEN THE GENDER-BARRIER INFINITELY MORE TIMES THAN FUCKING PINKIE PIE HAS FUCKING BROKEN THE FUCKING 4:TH WALL. SPACE SPACE FILLER FILLER.

 

THE NAME WAS Disco Maelstrom, BY THE WAY ASSWHOLES, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH MY FUCKING HEADACHE TYPING IN CANTERLOCKS GENERAL BOLD. FUCK. SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE IF YOU LISTEN TO ME OH LOOK RANDOM REFERENCE, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE HOLY LUNA WHAT.

 

SO ANYWAYS, ASSWHOLES, AFTER MORE TIME HAS PASSED BY, I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO GET RID OF THE FUCKING Disco IN THE NAME MURDER IT WITH THE EXTREME, NUCLEAR BLAST OF THE YAMOTO, IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING ACTUALLY FUCKING CREATIVE FOR A FIRST NAME.

 

SO

I

CREATED

BEING

A

FUCKING

HUGE

VINYL

SCRATCH

FAN

A

FUCKING

NAME

OUT

OF

HER

FUCKING

NAME

 

GEDDIT, ASSWHOLES? IF YOU'RE WAY TOO FUCKING CLUELESS, ASSWHOLES, I CROPPED THE FIRST 2 FUCKING LETTERS RESPECTIVELY FIRST 4 FUCKING LETTERS OF HER FUCKING FIRST NAME AND FUCKING LAST NAME. IF YOUR FUCKING BRAIN STILL CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, ASSWHOLES, Vinyl Scratch! FUCKING Viscra. Viscra FUCKING Maelstrom.

 

AND THAT'S WHAT I GO BY EVERYWHERE I FUCKING GO NOW, THUS CONCLUDING THIS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS OVER-DRAMATISATION OF MY LIFESTORY. WELL, PART OF MY FUCKING LIFE, ANYWAY

 

FUN FACT: OTHER FUCKING USERNAMES I'VE USED:

B.P.R.D

Lightning

 

THIS CONCLUDES THIS FUCKING POST. I HOPE I MADE YOU FUCKING FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR OFF LAUGHTER. VM FUCKING OUTTA HERE.

 

P.S. FUCKING SUMMING UP THE WHOLE THING? FUCK YOU, ASSWHOLE, READ THE FUCKING POST INSTEAD

P.P.S. Actually serious with this, could someone record a dramatic reading of my post? I'll love you forever if you do. Well, platonically, anyway. =P

P.P.P.S I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE AND AM FUCKING FREEZING AS I POST THIS. I HOPE I'VE WASTED YOUR TIME ACCORDINGLY.

P.P.P.P.S: FUCK YOU.

P.P.P.P.P.S: YAF FUCKING SUCKS NOW. DON'T ATTEMPT TO TEASE YAF, OTHERWISE YOU'LL JUST MAKE ITS DIAPER MORE OF A MESS THAN IT ALREADY FUCKING IS.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S: SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEEWINGS. :C

 

Jesus Christ, I hope nobody in the target audience actually reads from this forum Edited November 16, 2011 by Ice