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So one day I was writing a song opposing war, and the lyrics depicted violent and bloody deaths. Welp one of the kids saw the song over my shoulder and read it without me noticing, and then decided I had "problems" for writing such gruesome things. I shrug it off. Whatever, right? Oh, but then I got called in by school security and the school's officer (who later told my parents he was ready to arrest me if I didn't comply).

 

God, I wanted to tell them how stupid and idiotic they were, because they accused me of possibly plotting a school shooting because of the lyrics. I wanted to tell them how ridiculous and sensitive everything was and how much I hated how stupid the whole thing was. But no, I just sat and told them what they wanted to hear in order to avoid further trouble.

 

The weeks afterwards were filled with people spreading rumours of how I "wrote a book on how to kill people". So ignorant.

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I think I got kicked out of a school once for misbehaving (This was one of those uppity private schools, and misbehaving = talking in class).

 

I was glad. That place sucked. :]

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I did nothing.

 

My teacher was not happy.

 

Also that one time my blacklist got leaked... I got a suspension and assigned a psychologist.

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I once folded a demerit into a paper airplane, and mah idiot Keyboarding teacher blatantly lied and said I threw it. Got in-school suspension for that -_-

 

I should also count when all the 8th graders (Including me), except for a few, won a basketball game during school and made a giant moshpit :P. I was in the center, and it was like a crater; anyone in the front was pushed foward while the ones further back were standing :). This happened only a few days after that moshpit back in Febuary/January that killed a bunch of people during a soccer game, so, as you can imagine, the teachers freaked out. Nothing really bad happened though, except we didn't get to go to a nuclear power plant and/or Carowinds :mellow:

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My elementary/middle school was boring as hell for my friends and me. The most trouble I've ever gotten into was getting pushed over the edge by a teacher. A neighboring classmate asked me a question, and I began to answer it for her. The teacher shouted at me for talking and I, being the chivalrous chap I am (ha), took the blame. I angered the teacher since I described exactly what I was doing in vigorous detail. She asked me for a ticket (a stupid system w/ sort of a six tickets equals six lives kinda thing. All tickets gone means detention) and I took my time fishing up the damn card purely to piss her off.It worked, and she asked me for two tickets."Alright, let's up the ante to two bones, now!" I said.She didn't take kindly to that and asked for a third ticket. I raised my eyebrow and sarcastically asked if she wanted to keep going. That, in turn, pushed her over the edge. She blew a fuse! She sentenced me to the principal's office with the threat, "Don't say another word!" As I left the classroom, I shouted, "WORD!" quite loudly. She leaped out of her chair and raised her hand, obviously aiming to smack the shit out of me. Certainly, she knew it wasn't worth losing her job, and soon lowered her hand. Instead, she personally escorted me to the Principal's office. My classmates went wild as we entered the hallway. I became "that kid" for a day. Needless to say, I was suspended -- only one day in-school, though. It was worth it -- I hate my old school and teachers. I'm not a delinquent, honestly. I have straight As and enjoy all of my advanced courses. It's just mind-related agony to be treated like a three-year old when you're capable of much more. I hate schools that attempt to trim the blade of grass which stands taller, rather than fertilizing it for growth.

I've done much more with my friends, though.

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II was really a punkass back then -- the funny thing is, I only did stupid shit so that I could tell people some interesting experiences about my past school. Apparently it paid off!

I've created a legacy at that school with my friends, and I can relay it to you guys here. 

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Never really got into a whole lot of trouble when I was in school, I was the quiet one. Kinda wish I had, just so I could have had some fun at school to be honest. I was in I.S.S for one day, because I constantly slept in class. Got in a fight in 6th grade once, three days lunch detention. Nothing huge.

 

But I know more than a few people who've been arrested at school for drugs/threats/caught having sex, etc.

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Well at my old school if you got in trouble (which could be being disrespectful or repeatedly forgetting work), you had to write part of the declaration of independence verbatim. If you got part wrong (undotted i, uncrossed t, missing ',', etc. counting) you got to write it again. If you got into enough trouble you had to write the whole thing. Luckily I only ever had to write the bill of rights once (it would switch between documents occasionally). Never have gotten into any serious trouble though. Worst would be forgetting work I think.

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I got detention for being late for school a few times.

 

It was boring as Hell.

 

I have a high school friend who shouted FUCK during a pep rally during spirit week where he and his brother were having a contest for who could throw something across the gym the farthest. My friend messed up and was in a really competitive mode so he shouted FUCK in front of the whole school. This was a Catholic school, so... they gave him an in-school suspension for a week. This was the same week as our school musical and he was the lead, too... the drama director was NOT happy, lol. But he was allowed to go to practice, fortunately.

 

Later that week, though, I decided to read an article about swearing in the local newspaper. The reporters had interviewed the vice principal at our school... and he said this: "The students at our school barely swear at all (*coughbullshitcough*) but we recently had an incident where a student shouted the f-word at our school assembly."

 

Oh man, that was the funniest thing I'd read all week. When I went to play practice, EVERYONE was talking about that article. We had a good laugh.

 

And that's my boring life.

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Oh i just remebred, this didn't happen to me personally but

 

A bunch of 8th grade students made a facebook group bagging out teachers makign fun of them and bitching about them to one another, the police got involved and they al got suspended and had their internet usage monitered for a month.

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Oh i just remebred, this didn't happen to me personally but

 

A bunch of 8th grade students made a facebook group bagging out teachers makign fun of them and bitching about them to one another, the police got involved and they al got suspended and had their internet usage monitered for a month.

 

OH, that reminds me.

 

3 kids in my high school made a fake MySpace page for the new Spanish teacher. They all got expelled (one kid was allowed to come back though) and the rest of the school had to watch a video about cyberbullying.

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This one time at band camp...

 

No, but in all seriousness, I have gotten in trouble numerous times. To measure the times that I have been caught in an act that is unacceptable in a education system is worthless.

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My friends one year higher than me messed with a substitute teacher. Whenever they walked by her desk, they'd just let one fly. The principal had to talk to all the boys in the hallway about proper behavior. The substitute teacher never returned to teach at our institution. I wonder why?

I love the shenanigans that occurred at my heinous school.

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I once asked my english 2 teacher why we have to write essays with a pen when pencils are so much better since they have erasers.

 

Long story short she didn't give me an answer but I will not be asking another English teacher that question again.

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The worst day in my school days was about nine years ago (give or take a few months).

 

Me and my friends were crafting something for our science project, and one of the main ingredients is dry ice. When everything was done, we found ourselves alone with at least five kilograms of dry ice, and soon we started to freeze our fingers like crazy.

 

When the recess was over, I got this bright idea to put a whole bunch of dry ice in a huge bottle with a litre of water, thinking it would be the largest ice cube ever. Then I promptly forgot about the bottle for hours, until the bottle exploded.

 

It freakin' exploded. The sound was somehow enough to shake the school. Three of the girl students fainted, and I'm pretty sure someone shat his pants. Boy everyone was mad at me and my bright idea

 

I have no clue what went wrong at that time. But since then I wasn't allowed to participate in anything science-y :P

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I almost got expelled when I confessed to my in-school social worker I was bringing a knife to school everyday and hurting myself in the bathroom. Instead, they sent me to the hospital and I was under 72-hour surveillance; the vice principal even bought me McDonalds so that was pretty cool.

 

He was a good man and I was sad to see him go when he got transferred to another high school.

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I always tried really hard not to get into trouble at school so the worst that ever happened to me was getting ISS for two days in my senior year of high school for being late to school too many times.

 

Although, in eighth grade I almost got suspended because my phone went off in the middle of state testing.

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Okay so there are some kids...and they squeezed some other kids nipples until these marks were left. Parents found out and all blame was on me because I didn't have any 'respect' among my classmates.

 

Headmaster:'*insert my name here* WHY DID YOU DO IT?! Have you seen what has happened to him?''

 

Me in poker face:....no

 

Headmaster:*looks at my classmate* ''Show him''

 

So yeah, my punishment were looking at nipples. If that's not the weirdest thing you've ever read then I don't know what is.

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Almost got kicked out of school for getting in a fight and punching the kid on the throat. Somehow I convinced not to but man, I honestly feel bad about making the guy cry.

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