Make up a stupid fact

[Jadefire 2,797]

Everypony is best pony.

 

Changelings can turn themselves into anypony.

 

Ergo, Queen Chrysalis is best pony.

[Till Lindemann 8]

All of you people have lamps.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Gay people are gay.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

99.9% of all cats contain an alien like substance that let them communicate with germs and really small corn flakes.

[be my waifu 2,842]

I hate Carrot Top.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Stupid Fact: 1 out of every 3.678 dolphins are planning to enslave humanity.

The dolphins try to warn us all that our world is going to be destroyed though! (Hitchhickers guide to the galsxy reference)

[Crazy Misty 653]

In the future cats will rule the world and have as us their pets, currently their top secret government are planning an attack on humans

[An Old Head 4,816]

The inventor of Pringles died by choking to death on Doritos.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Straws are edible, and so are caps. Just ask my Dog.

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

The most popular film for family watching on Christmas Day is "Cthulhu saves Christmas".

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Bubbles lead to cancer.

[Flow 1,629]

Human excretion is a key remedy to cancer.

[Blinding Light 81]

Astronauts on the moon treat faces as a beverage   

[Rocco 567]

2 x 7 = pickle!

[D1SC0RD 987]

You can bite off a human finger with the same amount of strength it takes to bite through a carrot. This makes sense because carrots are usually in similar/larger diameter than fingers. If we can bite through a thick carrot, of course we can bite through a thinner finger! This makes even more sense because a carrot's surface is harder than a finger. A finger would be pretty easy to get your teeth through. It's obvious if you think about it.

 

 

Some people think this is actually true...  

 

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Discord is flammable.

[Rolls Royce 606]

If you burp while drinking an energy drink, you lose some of the energy it gives you.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

The container in which mayonnaise is packaged in can be used as a viable instrument. What that instrument is used for (music, torture, etc) is the only wildcard.

[Zacharias 191]

Earthworms have two butts and two faces...and they're constantly looking at their butts.

[Callisto 1,877]

Statistics have shown that poking your eye out with a spoon can cure any and all diseases, including cancer, the common cold, and mad cow disease.

Edited January 5, 2013 by ThatSpiritofChaos

[PurpleBaconEater 37]

Sugarcane are invasive species on the moon when it is a Friday and someone mentions The Game.

dang it

[AnonBrony 1,468]

When zombies turn they lose their shoes.

Edited January 5, 2013 by AnonBrony

[Callisto 1,877]

Teddy bears make up 99.9% of the American population.

Edited January 5, 2013 by ThatSpiritofChaos

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

I am Error.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Every man who lets go a fart is just saying, "I love you." to his special girl.