mega thread Get banned by dissing the mods

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Oh, sure, I'm so evil, aren't I! D:

 

I guess I'll just ban you all and then quit cause you don't love me!

 

Aw shiiit I didn't mean to leave you out bro. Here have a brohug

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Trixie would never be with someone as mediocre and feeble as Tom the Diamond.

 

(Wait, that one actually might get me banned...)

[Ezynell 2,037]

 

Not even going to lie. This is hilarious

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little coltcuddler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Equestrian Royal Guard, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in equine warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire Equestrian Hooved Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Ponynet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're buckng dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unhooved combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Luna Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're bucking dead, filly.

 

 

Wow and he actually got banned.

 

Mods are evil except for Arylett, Aureitas, Zoop, Scootacool, and Swoop

 

She joined another MLP forum on the 7th of August

 

http://www.mlpchat.com/index.php?/user/269-machinegunlola/

 

She says in her profile that her IP adress banned with no explanation as to why. Odd.

[Skullbuster 1,906]

all mods are vile, corrupt hellspawns, who revel in how evil they are

 

in fact they sit around tables, rubbing their hands together saying to themselves "hmm, how evil can i be today?"

 

the mods are also all sadistic monsters, who love seeing members in pain and discomfort, and will go out of their way to cause it

 

also mods feel as they are better than everybody else, as such they only speak in a respectable manor to other mods and they will always agree with eachother, no matter what

 

also, mods are only sexualy attracted to other mods, thats just how it goes

 

also scootacool and zoop are bald, the bald ones are the worst ones...

 

i know all this from personal experience

[Key Gear 6,663]

For those who want to screw the mods royally

 

Messing around with the mods, I'm down for that!!!

 

 

@@Apple Bloom,

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@@Ashbad,

@@Aureity,

@,

@@Ezynell,

@@Feld0,

@@Ice Storm,

@@Jonke,

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@@Little Miss Fluttershy,

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@@NewCalamity,

@@Nico,

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@@Swoop,

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@@Vexx3,

 

Wait a moment… I'm a mod too. My name is on that list!

[Starshine 16,333]

Messing around with the mods, I'm down for that!!!

 

If you found yourself transformed into a plush toy, don't blame me!

[thegoodhen 698]

 

 

 

She joined another MLP forum on the 7th of August

 

http://www.mlpchat.c...machinegunlola/

 

She says in her profile that her IP adress banned with no explanation as to why. Odd.

 

She got banned because she changed her name to offensive one and made a huge offensive drama thread raging against bronies, especially cloppers, insulting other ponies opinions. She had always been very negative and disrespectful. While I suspect she had some problems, nothing in the world gives her reason to behave like that.

 

Haha, this post is off topic, but I bet mods are not clever enough to find out.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

I own the mods. Kthxbye.

[Jonke 3,743]

Damn... so many mentions, i'm not okey with that... xP

[Key Gear 6,663]

Damn... so many mentions, i'm not okey with that... xP

 

Sorry buddy

[Somebody 570]

If you found yourself transformed into a plush toy, don't blame me!

 

I'd like to be a plushie...[/fluttershy]

 

Just imagine it! You'd be set for life with all the hugs you could ever want!

 

Oh, I'm supposed to insult the staff somehow. Ummmm..... the mods are.... ummmmmm..... I'm not very good at this......

Edited August 16, 2012 by Questio

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Mod secretly stands for minuscule old dick.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

@@Jonke,

Have another mention. x)

 

Mod secretly stands for minuscule old dick.

 

XD Edited August 16, 2012 by ProjectRKA

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

She got banned because she changed her name to offensive one and made a huge offensive drama thread raging against bronies, especially cloppers, insulting other ponies opinions. She had always been very negative and disrespectful. While I suspect she had some problems, nothing in the world gives her reason to behave like that.

 

Haha, this post is off topic, but I bet mods are not clever enough to find out.

 

Figures, I seriously doubted the mods would've banned her for no reason, I know the mod's here aren't dicks like that. And it doesn't surprise me since I don't recall a single positive post from her.

[WhiteLightning 339]

Mod secretly stands for minuscule old dick.

 

That made me laugh so hard I blurted out my coke all over my desk, screen and t-shirt.

[Starshine 16,333]

I know the mod's here aren't dicks like that

You obviously haven't met someone called Devin, ain't ya

[thegoodhen 698]

Figures, I seriously doubted the mods would've banned her for no reason, I know the mod's here aren't dicks like that. And it doesn't surprise me since I don't recall a single positive post from her.

 

Yeah, as I said, I later figured out she was having some personal problems, but that doesn't give her the reason to troll like this. If it were up to me, she would have got banned much sooner. Mods here are really tolerating.

 

*COUGH* I mean, they are really... Dollar...Hating... You know, like they are so... cheap and stuff... Right? I mean, I wasn't being off topic...

[Jonke 3,743]

@@Jonke,

Have another mention. x)

 

Ohh you... don't you ever dare to do that again.. *Vine whip at RKA's flank* ~

[Ashbad 969]

That made me laugh so hard I blurted out my coke all over my desk, screen and t-shirt.

 

 

The mods love you too, kid.

 

Just probably not as much as you seem to love us.

Edited August 16, 2012 by Ashbad

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

@@Jonke,

Oops :3

[Vaporeon 1,168]

The mods abuse Pokemon. They use Pokemon as slaves for there meaningless battles.

[Somebody 570]

Okay, I can do this... Um...

 

The mods here, um... like... rainbow ponies and... glitter and all that girly stuff! Yes! Haha, I did it!

 

Wait, I like rainbow ponies and glitter and girly stuff... a lot, actually. Does that mean I insulted myself?...

 

...

 

I still can't do it right!

 

 

[Twiliscael 3,960]

I have a confession. I've been using my PM's and status updates to help expand my drug cartel and my child prostitution.

 

^{was that too far?}

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

The mods are a figment of my imagination and thus not all powerful the only one with true power is me!