Would You Go to Equestria? How Long Would You Stay? What Would You Do?

[Sunnymilk 40]

I guess I would quit drinking.

 

hmm, maybe I would... thats a hard question tbh. I couldnt exactly go visit someone, or just venture into canterlot to find the princess or anything. would scare away everyone. a human? who in the land of Equestria has actually met a human. its like, I would be an alien, maybe they are xenophobic. perhaps, since I woke up in ponyville, I could... maybe... try talk to twilight. seems to be the best option as she has less fear of the unknown than.. anyone in in ponyville to be honest.

[ma37icws 0]

I would probably be confused for a while, before embracing my new found insanity and joining a travelling circus.

 

Oh, and cake all around.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

I'd call up Pinkie Pie and party with her all day long. I've been wanting to do that for a while now, actually.

[Pony Joe 583]

The first thing I'd do is look for Twilight, for 2 reasons:

 

1. She's the most likely to know about humans (or at least has heard the majority of legends about them).

2. She has a direct connection to Celestia, who I would then ask to either turn me into a pony or return me home.

 

Until I found her, though, I'd probably just walk around town, impressing ponies with the magic of fingers and bragging about being from a far-off (and much more advanced) land.

[Rainbow Dashy 4]

Well, I'd be both excited and confused. I'd probably think that I was hallucinating, but I'd take advantage and talk to everypony! I'd love to meet Rainbow Dash in person... well, really any pony, truthfully!

Edited February 9, 2012 by Rainbow Dashy

[Doodle Bug 2]

I would go find Pinkie Pie right away, and we would be totally awesome friends. Yep, that's what for sure.

[The Widget 2]

I would do the only logical thing:

 

Raise an army of Diamond Dogs to take Equestria by force, thus allowing the true monarch of equestria to take their rightful place. Then, when Vermin Supreme takes the throne, my Bronies and Pegasisters, our love and tolerance will engulf this entire universe!

 

...Or y'know, eat some apples or something.

[Cupcake Ice Cream 436]

I'd go meet Rarity and try to get Luna or Celestia to turn me into Cupcake Ice Cream, then try and get a job at Sugarcube Corner

[Comet Tail 808]

I'll be true to OP: I'm human, and I wake up in Ponyville.

 

Well, now I have time to make a plan because of this thread. If it wasn't for this thread, though, and I didn't think about it, I'd probably try to say hi, cause a huge panic, then realize I'm an alien. Eventually, I'd hide somewhere and try to talk to a pony, I'd try for Twilight, since she's the most reasonable, from a vantage where they can't see me. After talking for a little, tell them I look abnormal, not to be scared, and show myself.

 

But, since I read this, and I now have a plan, I'd do this:

I'd hide ASAP, and try to sneak out of Ponyville, creating the least amount of panic possible.

I'd try to hide in a bush or something, or maybe try to talk through the door, but I'd try to talk to Twilight, and say I'm from a far land, not to be scared of how I look, and I need her help, and for her to not panic while I explain. So maybe she'd think I look weird, but she wouldn't panic...

 

I mean, humans are odd looking, but not freaky, just unknown. We wouldn't be too different from spike or a monkey.

 

Anyways, once she knows the situation, I'd probably be spending the night there, and probably be up all night asking what they know about the universe, and talking about the amazing things we humans know, like how time is a fourth dimension of space, and how you can harnass the power of the atom to make a limitless supply of electricity, etc. etc. etc. Essentially, we'd nerd it out all night

 

But then we'd have to see Celestia. And what happens after that depends on how Celestia responds. If she's just as confused as I am, then I'd be spending a long, long, long time trying to figure out what happened and how I got to Equestria. Twilight loves learning, we've seen, so doubtless we'd be spending a lot of time teaching eachother. Like I said, nerding it out

 

It would be very hard to leave friends and family behind, not to mention my church. Lol, it wouldn't actually make a dent in my beliefs, interestingly enough. It would be interesting to see how they'd respond to that.

 

But really, the mane 6, I think I could manage to make it into their social circle...

 

I wonder if Twilight know Calculus, and what level of Calculus she knows

[Expired delta 76]

I'd go meet Rarity and try to get Luna or Celestia to turn me into Cupcake Ice Cream, then try and get a job at Sugarcube Corner

 

Lol

[Espionage 113]

As a human from a different world, I don't have to conform with the Laws of Physics . All I need to do is break the 4th Wall and I'll become Pinkie Pie, with my sanity intact of course.

[Expired delta 76]

As a human from a different world, I don't have to conform with the Laws of Physics . All I need to do is break the 4th Wall and I'll become Pinkie Pie, with my sanity intact of course.

 

Ya but you could adjust to pony bill they could even maybe turn you into a pony

[chrisbiby 18]

have a heart attack and possibly die, wake up and then sneak every were leaving obvious foot and hand prints behind while doing something helpful to build a positive image, not one of "AAHHHAAAA I AM A MASSIVE BIPEDAL CREATURE WITH OPPOSABLE THUMBS THAT WANTS TO EAT YOU FOR A MID AFTERNOON SNACK!!!!1!!1!". after gauging there reaction i will introduce myself to either fluttershy, applejack, or twilight. then become good friends with all the ponies in equestria.

how i'll meet them

-applejack, fall out of a tree while she is harvesting apples

-fluttershy, this ones gonna hurt, get hurt and go to her for medical attention

-twilight, meet her in a very cliche 1940's detective novel way, complete with dark rooms where the lights can be suddenly turned on trench coats (ill find a way) fedoras (again ill find a way) and me sitting at a desk saying something like "its a mad mad world isnt it doll face, yesterday i was drinking some tea talkin politics with my buddy by the canal, now im sitten in your library in a world of talking techincolor ponies and by now im sure your wonderen 'what is this strange creature doing in my house?' the answer, is i need information but more then information i need a friend." (something tells me that twilight likes that 1940's detective novel type story and if not then hay it was fun to pull off)

 

if im a pony, have two heart attacks one for HOLY SHIT IM IN EQUESTRIA, the other for HOLY SHIT IM A PONY. affter that skip the boring sneaking every were part and introduce my self to every pony i meet. while making my way to twilight to explain my situation better.

 

in the end i try to bring my friends into equestria

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

So what would you do if you woke in PONYVILL also your still a human so your a human in a pony land what an why would you do?

 

Go to Twilight. Ask her to turn me into a pony. The rest is for the RP section

[Tailssod 20]

I would be all rainbows and cuddles all over <3

[ShadowBean 318]

I would become friend with Mane 6 and ask where I could find Luna and give her a hug

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

I also find this video:

 

and this accompanying comment, related

So in the future, all of humanity will be inside the matrix, living their lives as ponies in equestria?

Blue pill please.

[Gingerpotato 889]

I. . .wouldn't know where to start! Befriending Mane 6, getting a job, meeting ALL the ponies and just generally making the most of Ponyville.

[Hobo clown pony 5]

Oh man I'd do so much I'd go to se the wonder bults is go eat cupcake with pinky pie I'd read an flirt with twillight I'd apple buck with apple jack. I'd even go make clothing with rarity Alan play with animele with flutershiy

[ScarletDagger 88]

No end to the fun. 5 words to easily describe it.

[Expired delta 76]

No end to the fun. 5 words to easily describe it.

 

Lol ya it would be alsome

[goldenHoof 49]

1. Go outside

2. Run around

3. Scream loudle

[Expired delta 76]

1. Go outside

2. Run around

3. Scream loudle

 

Lol that's it?

[Chickey 383]

Depends,I would like to become my OC, but then again if they change you into your oc maybe you will get their powers too. me being a immortal, pyschotic, unstable warrior pony, id would be lunas guard, or become the next villian. That reminds me i should do something in the roleplay section.

[Expired delta 76]

Depends,I would like to become my OC, but then again if they change you into your oc maybe you will get their powers too. me being a immortal, pyschotic, unstable warrior pony, id would be lunas guard, or become the next villian. That reminds me i should do something in the roleplay section.

 

Well there's lots to choice but in the end its PONYVILL have fun.